Feb 22nd 2026 - 8am to 11am EST (A good time to pull a heist in Canada)

Would love to watch footage of David Attenborough’s life narrated by a parrot.

If you want to sound more distinguished at parties refer to the bobsleigh as a ‘robertsleigh’.

This tooth has TEETH. Do they have teeth as well? #ToothHorror #InfiniteTeeth

Crackling fireplace: relaxing Cackling fireplace: terrifying

When I die I want someone to throw my coffin down an Olympic bobsled/luge course (it looks like fun).

I’d be glad to see a biathlon athlete shoot down one of those creepy Olympic drones.

Humans didn’t have enough cave walls so we invented books and bookshelves.

Ladies: find yourself a special someone who loves you at your worst (when your robot spine is out in the open). #TNG #StarTrek #BorgQueen

The reason Carney’s speech resonated with so many people is because a world leader finally put into (certain) words that you can’t reason with a man who posts A.I. videos of himself dropping fecal matter on his population.

People in 2056 watching 2026 videos: “Look at them, living life in the moment without any quantum holographic interfaces.”

Happy Blue Monday to all those who celebrate!!!!!! 🎉 🎊 🎈 #BlueMonday

I wonder if the Micro Machines Guy ever did audiobooks? ItwasthebestoftimesitwastheworstoftimesitwastheageofwisdomitwastheageoffoolishnessitwastheepochofbeliefitwastheepochofincredulityitwastheseasonofLightitwastheseasonofDarkness […]

“I keep failing every goddamn CAPTCHA test. Pretty fucked up, right?” #StarTrek #TNG

It’s weird that no one got fired after the events of TNG’s ‘The Game’. There’s an addictive brain-latching device sweeping the ship that makes you look high, & none of the senior staff run a diag on it before using it? It’s the Star Trek equivalent of clicking on a phishing link. #StarTrek #TNG

The way this carpet rolls back into place is my favourite film moment of 2025 #OneBattleAfterAnother

In my house we play Xmas music backwards when we put away the decorations.

Scotty doing a SICK synthesizer solo at Glastonbury’s 2287 edition. #StarTrek #Scotty

Is today Saturday? Or Thursday? Even the scientists don’t know.

It’s Dec 26th, 2:07am EST. The claw has lowered the Santa creature into the pit, where it will lay dormant for 10 months. It’s eternally damned to serve the young human offsprings. As the cool black liquid oozes over its face, it prays to its gods for a death that will never come.

Uncle Buck is UNHINGED, but because he’s John Candy we (kinda) forgive him for: -Threatening, kidnapping & assaulting a minor -Assaulting a clown -Feeding beer to a dog -Leaving kids unsupervised at home -Smoking in a school -Verbally assaulting a school admin -Breaking someone’s door & plate

I could have sworn it was called The Mendala Effect.

Everyone is getting a Picard flute replica for Xmas. Family, friends, pets, delivery drivers. You don’t want one? Too bad, you now get two. #TNG #StarTrek

BREAKING: FIFA just awarded Katy Perry a prize for best astronaut.

Is the Blue Jay global base balling tournament done? I haven’t checked since Halloween.

I made this meme… #Columbo

The Downtonverse: Downton Abbey (2019) Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022) Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025) Downton Abbey: Insurrection (2027) Downton Abbey: Die Another Day (2029) Downton Abbey: Resurgence (2031) Downton Abbey: Tokyo Drift (2033) Downton Abbey Vs Godzilla (2035)

Oh, you say you don’t like jazz? Do you like the Charlie Brown holiday specials? Do you like Twin Peaks? Surprise asshole. You like jazz.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

I know a very inexpensive wedding D.J. but (be warned) he’ll be playing Mambo Number 4, Six Nation Army and 98 Luftballons.

A few things that I find nightmarish: -Mimes -Clowns -Skydiving -Cruise ships -Disney parks -Rock climbing -Rollercoasters -Helicopter rides -Bungee jumping -Crowded beaches -Concert mosh pits -Children’s ball pits -Hot air balloon rides -Christmas shopping in a mall -Calls from unlisted phone nbrs

Eating a Coffee Crisp while drinking tea and eating a tea biscuit while drinking coffee, I don’t give a shit anymore.

CNN: The guy worth half a trillion dollars has just been awarded a trillion-dollar bonus NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism

Putting up Xmas decorations at this time of year would be like putting up your festive Labour Day decorations in mid July.

We all know who was REALLY in charge of the Enterprise D… #TNG #Spot #StarTrek #LikeABoss

I absolutely love that Tom Hanks is open about still masking in public. We need more of this!

Live Laugh Love ❤️ #TheShining

Telling Gen Alpha that we can blame Cher for setting our clocks back an hour after her demands to turn back time were reluctantly met in 1989.

My gf terrified the kids yesterday evening… #Halloween

NORAD is tracking Satan’s sled tonight; don’t worry folks despite the rain he’s coming for all the children. ❤️👹

My microwave was once owned by my grandmother, who was born in 1916. Wondering if I’ll ever own something that will still be used in the 2100s.

So far ‘The Chair Company’ is scarier than ‘It: Welcome to Derry’.

The fall colours were gorgeous today in Gatineau Park 🍁🍂 #GatineauPark #Outaouais #Quebec #Autumn #Nature

My reading material for my week off at a cottage… #Books #Book #Reading #Horror #MarlenHaushofer #CormacMcCarthy #GusMoreno #NickCutter

Star Trek characters who might have enjoyed Twin Peaks? - Data - Spock - Seven of Nine - Garak - Dr Bashir - Q - Jadzia Dax - Mr Homn - Guinan (might have even watched it when it first aired) - Neelix #TwinPeaks #StarTrek #TNG #Voyager #DS9 #DavidLynch

Spooky season is upon us! Here’s my 6th annual October horror films calendar. Includes: hidden gems, weird shit, guilty pleasures and some genuinely creepy stuff. Enjoy! #horror #horrorfilms #spookyseason #halloween

Me as a wedding DJ: “Are you motherfuckers ready to hear Brian Eno’s ‘Music for Airports’???!!”

I’m very old school/classy AF because I call my iPhone an ‘iTelephone’.

An interstellar object entered our solar system. I don’t want to be an alarmist but have world governments briefed Kurt Russell yet and is his flamethrower ready? www.cbc.ca/news/science...

My reading material for my week off at a cottage… #Books #Horror #ShirleyJackson #DavidBarnett #JacquelineHarpman #GuillaumeMorrissette #AdamNevill