hey have you guys heard about one of the state troopers in JD Vance’s motorcade running over a police officer on his way to a private fundraiser at a 5 star resort in the smokies?

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

made my wife a gluten free “rose” carrot tart by meticulously shredding and arranging so much carrot

maybe i’ll start cross posting my tweets on here until i get enough dopamine to actually leave

coming back to this app in the hope of spreading the word that a local organizer around immigrant rights was abducted by ICE on his way to an immigration check-in in Nashville. he is diabetic and needs access to his medicine. more info in reply - donate to his legal fees here: gofund.me/8523b4634

so hard to use this website when all my tumblr friends from 2013 are on the other one

yeah i’m bringing a LOT and it’s big and sexy

i wish a single person i know would watch my brilliant friend on hbo and then talk to me about it

the amount of people claiming to have “seen” someone paying with “food stamps” on the internet today is the biggest mass delusion since “it was a roman salute”

The richest men in the world have decided to undermine NC's Hurricane Helene recovery and destroy the lives and livelihoods of ordinary people doing some of the most important and humbly-compensated work being done today. www.citizen-times.com/story/news/l...

it makes me feel like a republican when i see a beautiful gay woman with the ugliest haircut ive ever seen

nothing like getting to the real gruesome parts of a horror audiobook right as you’re smoking a joint to make you turn it off and reconsider your hobbies

got to hear abracadabra at a gay lingerie party and queen out w a guy in thigh high leather boots. i feel healed

is severance funny or is it serious

in the south they’re turning the the roadside sex shops into “trump mega stores” we are so cooked

they didn’t print and hang our picture w everyone else’s at the aquarium bc we’re gay but karma immediately hit them with gigantic furry meetup

my body loves to develop a UTI on a friday night so there’s no hope of quick treatment but valentine’s day was particularly rude

god now egg people are going to buy all the tofu and complain about how they don’t like it

Bugs Bunny: What's up, Doc Doctor: Not much, Bugs. What's up with you Bugs: I'm depressed. I'm always taking a left at Albuquerque Doctor: Well, I've got the thing. The opera. There's a beautiful maiden on a horse. Should cheer you right up Bugs: [chewing carrot morosely] Eh, I've got bad news

cut off a tesla in traffic yesterday because it has to either let me in via robotic detection or hit me and explode

talking to 19 year old girls makes me feel like i’ve done something wrong and there’s no way for me to know what but i will feel uneasy about it for the rest of the day

going to chattanooga tomorrow and excitedly picking out which vegetarian restaurants to eat at, from my city which is the exact same size and has zero vegetarian restaurants. thank you 7th day adventists and punks

i don’t think cis people should publicly resent being “they”d online even if they have pronouns in bio. like read the room

do you think at united healthcare when someone calls a doctor in the middle of surgery to deny coverage they’re like “sick and twisted!!!! we love this, keep it up man, make sure to make using healthcare as demoralizing as possible” or is it like something they’re trying (and failing) not to do

as i approach the age of 34 i have a serious question… do i have to stop dressing like a slut? is it possible to seamlessly transition into whatever the dyke equivalent exists of a cougar

there were not enough chairs at the herbal remedies class but i looked around at the organizers and said you’re all gay, go get the camp chairs out of your subarus. and we recovered like 6 more chairs this way

for our first post on bluesky, sharing some #abortionfunds valentines 💘 be our valentine - fund abortion for Tennesseans at givebutter.com/givemab

it’s my favorite week of the year! the week i get to buy girl scout cookies from trans girl scouts www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans...

someone is watching the SAY DRAKE clip on repeat, no headphones, in this planned parenthood waiting room and no one is complaining bc it’s bringing us all so much joy

the creature i let tell me what to do

parsing the theory of being someone whose body is always a commotion. this can come through a lot of channels but for me for example my ass is too fat (positive) for a lot of chairs and i like to dress like a slut. it’s always an ordeal. body is a public incident

had to do laundry bc i wore leggings without underwear out of desperation yesterday and bf made fun of my camel toe all day. they said it was micro. a camel pinky toe

was thinking i’ve been getting a lot of compliments this weekend and then i realized i just hadn’t left the house for two weeks and then i did

so real of animal crossing to have a bisexual barista

there are a lot of pressing issues facing us right now but just a reminder people are still getting abortions - more than ever in fact - amid restrictions that make them way more expensive. don’t forget that your local abortion fund needs your support. givebutter.com/givemab

choosing the right lid for your sized cup at the coffee shop is a demoralizing activity for the depth perception deprived

party soup was a complete success

for new year’s eve i am making “party soup” for my friends (potato soup with a bar of fixings) because im very superstitious about setting intentions for the next year and that about sums up the way i want to live for the next year

i know i’m going to heaven because i always return my ebooks to the library as soon as i finish them

new year’s resolutions work less hard show more boob more dinner parties more karaoke take more photos of myself save a lot of money become someone who texts first be youngest regular at Y water aerobics class

rip jimmy carter

i do this naturally it actually doesn’t take any time at all for me to perfectly pack my airport security tray and then the TSA agents always clap before they pat me down bc my ass is so fat

bf using the count orlok voice for everything now

i hate that whenever i open a csv on my mac it opens in the numbers app. open that bitch in excel right now before you pmo

Wearing a crystal that makes you hush

i host board game nights to be inclusive to my poly friends. it’s called cultural appreciation

i had my hairdresser over for board game night this week and hid my heat tools in shame before they got here

this 🥺 ass snowman