There were some chips I used to eat as a kid & I cannot remember them for the life of me. I hope my dad remembers.

Man, I thought my internet wasn’t working.

Shou can’t even say he did it for us, because everyone was literally on his side about standing on business. But to sell out like that is crazy.

Yep, that whole thing just put a sour taste in my mouth. I won’t be returning.

I’ve been curating my algorithm on RedNote. 🤷🏽‍♀️

stunts and shows

🥹 they could’ve at least done midnight EST.

Lmao if this year continues to trend this way, I’m gonna be burnt out way before July.

Lord, the people are finally figuring out the context of “My Shayla”.

I feel like the fact that I even thought to cook should be enough. I’m not gonna do it, but I thought about it!

Being late is ultimately rude, but as someone who sits firmly on the time blindness side I’d ADHD, it can be way more than “you don’t respect other people.”

I deserve pho.

My dog acts like a nigga with a vape about this toy 😭

I have been putting in hours on the sims since I’ve been on vacation 😩

People that don’t even try to find answers themselves really annoy me so bad. Why do you want all information spoon-fed to you?

I hate that y’all pointed out them tax girls always have their arms folded 😩

It’s my last week of vacation and I’m so sad. 😩

I’m watching this show called The Head on Max and it’s good so far.

and if yall wanna send flowers to your skycrush use www.socialflowers.com

Now I’m mad I didn’t connect my HSA to DoorDash sooner 😒

I’m absolutely not doing the last one 😂

Come again?

I wish people would find another rebuttal aside from “you only got one (grand)parent/sibling” when it comes to cutting contact.

I can’t wait to play them later 😮‍💨

A good ol nap

??? Cancers and Pisces aren’t boring.

I’m actually really proud of my family yesterday. That had a whole conversation confused as to why people hate on Beyoncé. It took years, but we’re here!

I deserve crab legs.

I’ve been watching everyone’s reactions to the Wicked Whims update & was confused because I already had these features. I forgot I’ve been paying for the mod 😂

I’m so glad my dog’s toy is stuck between the cushions. That squeaker was going crazy 😭

Shaboozey came on the screen and my mama asked me if he was Jay Z. (Sidenote: Yall knew Google did that when you google Shaboozey’s name?)

I almost chanced driving home first. Absolutely not.

the grinch just wanted everyone to stop making all that damn noise and i feel him

Why ain’t no food ready????

I didn’t tell my mama I was on my way until I was in her driveway. 😂 Not about to have me stopping at no store.

My mama posted her Merry Christmas post with a biggie buzz ball.

Idk why, but I always have a weird tradition of stopping at McDonald’s before going to my mom’s house on Christmas. 😂

Merry Christmas, everyone!

No fr, why are yall popping fireworks?

I need me one of them smart thermostats 😭

Watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas 🥳

Let me turn my Christmas music on and wrap these gifts 😩

People that believe they’re cloning people scare me.

😂 man. It’s day 1 of my vacation and I’ve already been reached out to about an issue.

I miss Rap Shit 😔

I’m over here trying to be sneaky about reinstalling my dead bolt and I’m messing up 😂

They should’ve let Contessa whoop Heavenly’s ass 😂

TikTok convinced me that I can properly turn a ribeye roast into ribeye steaks. (I’m still praying the store doesn’t have any)

My wrapping paper still in the Amazon box it came in. 😂