Got it for my birthday 😭

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CRISPY CHICKEN! FRESH LETTUCE! 3 CHEESES! RANCH DRESSING! WRAPPED UP IN AAA TASTTYYYY FLOUR TORTILLA!

Fr cause I’ve never had the need but when the day comes that I have a structured settlement and I need cash now… you already know who I’m gonna call 😂

Never stop flirting with ya lady. NEVER.

sigh I gotta be realllll strict for this final quarter 🤦🏾‍♀️

so tired of this news cycle.

My alarm this morning: 🗣️😡😠💢😠🎶😍😠😡😡 Me:

Yikes

I spent most of the day helping one of my clients prepare for his meeting up against ice enforcement in California. Birthday well spent 🙂‍↕️

Blame it -Jamie foxx

My best friend who’s married with a new child sent me flowers for my bday 🥹

I don’t want a ChatGPT birthday text. Is this what we’ve come to 😩

Idk. I soooo believe in people starting businesses but I feel like we have enough athleisure brands. I wanna steppppp and be cozy at the same time. Tired of luxury sweat pants

this >>> I hate when my thoughts make it to the other side of town 😭

I know one thing… I’ve been eating one meal a day bc I’ve been so busy SO THIS WAIST BETTER DISAPPEAR With this forced fasting 😭

I love when people are funnier than me omg 💀

They are so uncultured because bad bunny is a global superstar. Like look around… there’s an entire world outside of this 1 country 🙄

My mom says the mission in life is to keep the heart god gave you.

I told yall the story of how I thought we were kidnapped by pirates when I tried an edible on a boat?

I wanna make Mac and cheese but I feel like I have soooo much cheese left over.

The best hearted people get treated the worst. Thats by design. Don’t let it change your heart. ❤️

I’ve always really liked the story of Ruth & Boaz.

Yo the gym tore me up yesterday. I’m so sore. I also need to eat.

if you see this, post a bridge

you get a daily wyd limit. Once u exceed that I get turned off. You’re boring bye!

I want ice cream. So thankful for my impulse buys bc I already have some here 🤸🏾‍♀️

I just remembered my son is a Taurus sun and mercury and Virgo rising 🤣💀

yo I hate when I get into business with someone and they play in my faceeeee

And married men that left their wives at home

yo I’m laughing at how real this is 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Talking about imma let Cardi have her shine

Who married?

Sitting outside the gym 😩😩 I don’t feel like it but I’m already here

Should I try this cutwater yall talking about or not worth it?

Got damn this been a long ass weak

There’s a direct correlation between Clubhouse and the downfall of American society.

Her team is phenomenal. Patience deserves whatever % they get for real.

Silk press szn

Probably Time Machine or Open Air

When a man says “he’s a fool for losing you” it’s always subtle foreshadowing. Bc now look, you’re the new fool 😐

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Just got back from the gym but I don’t feel like doing nothing else!

Yup. And if you don’t like the comparison, stop doing it and justifying it. They had a lot of justifications for slavery as well

A lot of birth defects (I’m not calling autism a birth defect) are linked to the sperm quality. It’s a lot of bad sperm out there.

Apple is tripping. A FaceTime just came in and picked up by itself

These TikTok DJ’s make me miss the og fun club dayssssss. Just dancing no phones really. Enjoying the music

I hate that lil Kim got all that work done 😔

My friend said libras always get the birthday blues lol