I can’t tell if my view is clouded by how much I’m struggling with the boss fights, but I am not having a good time with Deltarune chapter 5. Basically ALL new characters suck ass and they talk. So. Goddamn. MUCH SHUT UPPPPPPP

…you know. My bachelor has seven semesters lined up, and I’m about to head into the fifth one afraid that it’s gonna be the last regular one. Kinda like.

How do I put this… chapter 5 has two characters I know chronically online lesbians will be obsessed with… and while I love my chronically online lesbians, I can’t stand these characters

Hoo boy I want to spit in all of Toby’s drinks for this “level design”

I FUCKING HATE how AWFUL these games are at signifying which path is progress and which is secret can you PLEASE fucking knock that shit OFF Toby

See you all on the other side

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH WE’RE SO CLOSE

It's probably time European journalists wrapped their heads around Heat Index (temp + relative humidity). In high humidity, sweating is less efficient, making heat worse, e.g.: Experiencing 35°C in London UK (70% RH) is more dangerous than 50°C in Phoenix Arizona (15% RH)

But Captain, it'snbkbjyujesusitshotfucjk

Frantically replaying Deltarune cause I never actually 100%’d any file (ROT13 Arire qvq fjbeq ebhgr, arire tbg pu.3 rtt, arire fheivirq ebnevat xavtug svtug) Chapter 2 is incredible and I forgot… this game is even better than I’d remembered.

ME

Des Ackerman, 19, was chatting to new friend Alma Montague, 20, about improv when they sent a message that spelled the end of the conversation, and perhaps of the relationship – possibly even the end of the world.

Explain your @ I switched the initial sounds of the alleged body double’s name in the “Paul is dead” conspiracy theory and then altered it from sh to ch to evoke polar bears

Me at the move reminder in FRLG

💕never ask me when the last time I brushed my teeth was💕

Third one hits harder than the first two

This is what foucault talked about I think

I wonder what remaining conservative beliefs I have.

And baby if you ask me all three of those are wins

okay hold on who wanna port blue's and ghetsis' gen 5 teams into showdown and do a custom battle with me to see how it goes

In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.

meeeeee

I feel like I’m stuck in mediocrity. I should, like, curate my own space. I guess just this account for now and I’ll look into that whole indie web and neocities thing later.

God I love the limited 3D they use for this game. It’s so charming

currently getting my ass kicked by this

found a little buddy and brought her to a nice flower shrub, but why are her wings so mangled? :( #invertebrate

Oh Lord there’s so many wretched opinions in the quotes Brawl deserves every ounce of criticism it has received. The pettiness of going against competitive play styles reeks, for one, but also, so many design choices hurt the casual experience. Still a cool game though. Watch Brawlternative.

I hate the feedback circle that is “this software is an industry standard because everyone refuses to use anything else, and everyone refuses to use anything else because this software is an industry standard”. Microsoft Word and Adobe Photoshop, I’m looking at your thoroughly enshittified selves.

Y'all. Please remember the artists that drew these things when sending around memes. I feel for these artists who NEVER get credited for these (and some, nowadays, are even being accused of being AI!) Here's a few common ones I see (feel free to add others, I want this to be a living thread): 🧵

I am SO sick of headlines like this. The public sees "AI" as being LLMs/ChatGPT, not an ML algorithm - and articles like this mislead the public into thinking that LLMs are discovering novel things. It's a cool thing! I'm excited! But it is lazy reporting to suddenly use "AI" as such a broad term

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

happy queer month fellow slurs 🤙

I really need Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzales to film more videos together cause all their collabs are total comfort videos, rewatchability is through the roof

Screaming while eating ass to echolocate the g spot

To the surprise of no one, new Big Yellow video is absolute fire

NEW VIDEO ALERT Recent Developments in RBY Ubers youtu.be/QY_IH5p4EGQ

Brazen use of Manual has ruined more photos than relying on Auto ever will

I’VE HAD ENOUGH

And the award for cutest, chunkiest wild wolf pup goes to.... this kiddo in Colorado! We're obsessed! 😍 Photo credit: Colorado Parks and Wildlife