So excited to be in this issue, which is absolutely stacked with amazing work

A24 won Best Picture and got greedy. Mubi is selling out before they even have a chance to reach A24's heights. Neon is still viable but I see disaster on the horizon just from a quality standpoint (they're acquiring good films for the festival circuit but not actually producing much). 1/2

What's the point of teaching remotely if none of your students mention your labubus smh

How did I get a vasectomy and still end up with so many children

Can't get upset your NEA application was pulled if you never applied

Next they should do "Freakiest Friday" where Jamie Lee Curtis, long since passed, possesses Lindsay Lohan on her deathbed.

Sly Stone and Brian Wilson were both 82 and these things usually happen in threes

I now have over 400 titles on my Tubi watchlist and until I saw "La Casa Lobo" on there I was just as surprised as anyone else it had that many interesting films worth seeing

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So cool to have been part of this 🖤

Tim Blake Nelson was okay in the new Captain America

Okay why is that new John Malkovich song so good though

Can't believe I got into @havehashad.com again AND was selected by a guest editor from @tacobellquarterly.org. Queso cream dream team 💀🌮🔔📚

Big rejection week out there in lit mag world. Editors across the country, bored and stuck in overcrowded airport terminals, clearing the queue before going home and trying again to explain to their aunt that actually $50 for a 4000 word story is *pretty good*

Hey just checking, no reason, how long does it take to do an existential crisis?

lol I didn't think I submitted any AWP events this year, let alone any that got accepted. That was a weird email

READ PEOPLE'S BACKLISTS THE MOST RECENT BOOK ISN'T THE ONLY BOOK THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM A GIANT BUG

I don't post as much as I used to but I'm still in the tumblr trenches

No shade to all the recent twitter expats but I've been here and not using it for over a year 😏

In this week's Short Reads, Dinty W. Moore (@dintywmoore.bsky.social) remembers the sounds of his childhood in just 183 words. www.short-reads.org/there-was-a-... #flashnonfiction #shortreads #minimemoir

killer 99 word puzzlebox of a story today from Eric Boyd! Sebastian left us a box, shut with a 5-letter combo lock. The letter wheels were replaced with custom ones. That was a clue. “It’s a specific word,” I said. https://www.havehashad.com/fbspg

Fuckin wild Francis Ford Coppola shared my thoughts on Megalopolis

Imposter syndrome is wild. Just had a phone meeting with a student about their wip and the entire time I was offering notes I thought, "shut up, you have no idea what you're talking about just be quiet" and then at the end the student said they wanted to rewrite their entire first chapter... 1/2

Your honor, my client said "lol" so that means the "crime" was just a joke