Accents are fascinating

That’s me 31 days off the ciggies

Any day now 🤞🏻

First proper post of the year, hello etc

Watching this FIFA World Cup draw like this

Hardest spot the difference ever

What the last Pringle in the tube sees before its ultimate demise

Got really bad with the doomscrolling recently, it’s such a terrible hobby.

It’s all gonna be alright!!

The walls have eyes, and they’re sad. Stared at this for longer than I needed too

Not gonna get FC 26 until I complete FC 25.

🤪

El Scorchio!!

I know I've said this before, but if it's hot where you are and you're having trouble getting to sleep, do NOT leave a window open. There are reports of guys dressed up as killer clowns and they're climbing through windows to slash your face.

Gonna be a long 2 weeks

I’ve accidentally got myself addicted to doomscrolling and it’s really irritating me, and to make it worse, I’m only doing this on Facebook. So much so that my algorithm is actively showing me polarising content, filled with angry people/bots. And I’m just lapping it up. Well not no more.

Passed the test! What a day!!

Third, and hopefully final, driving test today. I got this. Slip roads? Piece of piss, mate.

One day the dude in my Spotify DJ is gonna call me an indecisive fuckhead and walk out on me. And it’ll sound great.

Now that’s patter

Sending love to all my fellow hay-fever sufferers on what will be a difficult time for many.

This gives me lots of feelings.

Looks pretty hot to me!

No YOU look like Chicken Little

Soccer Aid is basically our Super Bowl

Blessed with a Sunday Fathers Day stream, what a day

Entitled CUHNTS who don’t MOVE when they’re walking towards you on the pavement so you have to move, fuckkkkkk yoouuuuuuu

On today’s Amazon search I came across the best ‘Before and After’ pictures ever and the scariest tree dressed as a human ever! 5 stars!

Fuck the Sun and fuck the Scottish Sun. Glamourising bullying is just ugly. How a man earns his crust is no business of yours. You played a part in the downfall and you continue to hound them even after?

Not to be dramatic or nothin but if you don’t smile at ducks you’re a cold callous bastard

theres a mcdonalds advert where he goes "discover in happy meal now" and the way he said he says it sends me into despair

Here's my latest YouTube video! youtu.be/f7QEGtlEgv8?...

This will perk me up, #nowplaying 🎧

Coffee number 3, I’m flagging, chat

Here’s what I’ve been up to

The constant bullying of Rosie Jones online on sites like facebook, with it's completely watered down moderation, highlights a much larger issue. We've gone past whole 'the internet is a nasty place' conversation now

Very pleased I got into Dubstar

Just heard Sunshine on Leith for the first time and I immediately cried. Oh my god

Coffee table madness

There are two Uniteds playing

Such a lovely morning, monday blessings to you all <3

100MB is such a small upload limit

I've had to bump this down to 540 or 580 or something, apologies but I'm quite proud of this

The Aviva advert on Spotify is honking

I’ve picked up thousands of cans in my day but this is the most interesting.. a Lilt Can from pre-internet days!

No idea how big the 8 ball pool community is on here but someone needs to see this

Top level litter-picking today, it’s been hiding in plain sight for months!!

Mixed reviews, Jimmy. Mixed reviews

Very happy with this lens!