Tatis getting roasted by Red Sox tv

Padres dressing like ICE smdh

@coreyastewart.bsky.social if the team named after genocidal California mission era religious clerics loses a third straight series to start the 2026 MLB season, I demand an emergency Gwynntelligence podcast with @hjpreller.bsky.social

Go Angels

It seems we just bombed some residential buildings in an attempt to kill a former diplomat who was trying to facilitate negotiations. A civilian trying to *end* hostilities, surrounded by other civilians in their homes. We are completely lost.

This is Joe Biden level of senility.

LOW ENERGY DON sounding like Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills. Fuck this country.

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck the troops.

Trump sounds like he’s about to have a cardiac episode. Heavy breathing. LOW ENERGY

Crig gonna make the squad listen to Christian rock on the plane to Boston.

I miss H.S. Kim

Padres mathematically eliminated in March

Manny would never do a simple, easy thing like this.

The USA is so beyond fucked. Let it burn.

Giants manager about 35 minutes away from making another controversial Kanye West reference.

Don Orsillo telling people to join the on deck wait list for season tickets. There might not be a wait list once this season is over.

I don’t know that I would call Ed Sheeran an “exciting concert” but Mudcat just got paid to say it.

I’m calling Brendan Carr

Manny out here partnering with brands on the BDS list.

Padres bailed out by my phone company.

Kristi Noem’s husband also has a dirt cam if you know what I mean.

Crig rn

Tell me more about the German Marquez silver slugger award.

Padres with the crazed mega church ads behind home plate.

As we all expected

Crig’s just waiting for that direct deposit severance check to hit from the new Padres owners. He’ll be gone by the All Star Break. Well played.

Mudcat is talking about the Amalfi coast like he’s an Onlyfans influencer.

Only nerds like Don Orsillo and Jesse Agler call it a rule book double. #groundruledouble

The San Diego Padres have 2 singles zero runs and a Manny no hustle GIDP. This is my kink.

Heck yeah

Meanwhile, MLB wants you to be a video game coward genocide war crime doer. Fuck the troops.

Only a busted ass franchise like the Padres would think a nearly 30 year old song from Korn is edgy and interesting.