Ok, yeah, sharing this with my family and oir entire community at a brewery is pretty special.

Things that have never hospitalized a person: logos on socks, beards Things that have hospitalized* millions: flu, covid *killed

Officially on vacation mode.

it would be funny if OUR treaty of Versailles lead to the destruction of a fascist political party instead of its creation I want that for us

“Democrats will tell you it’s green.” This looks like a bit from The Daily Show.

Me, except it's getting super into yardwork. Low-key ticked my HOA won't let me opt out of the communal lawn care contract or build a compost bin.

It's the cheapest midlife crisis: all you need is a trail, undiagnosed ADHD, and a few hours. And a few pair of running shoes, a minor obsession with $18 socks, a running vest, a handful of soft flasks, and a willingness to try every gelnor chew under the sun. Upside is goodrs are cheap and cool.

Yesterday's sermon included the contraction "y'all're" - in case anyone actually wondered if I'm truly southern. (I'm anyone.)

Rogan: I am the Eggman? Can we fact-check that? Producer: Uh, I googled it, and you are in fact the eggman.

Oh, he had the authority to authorize opening the Strait? Wow. So...either eay he single-handedly wrecked the economy. Coolcoolcool.

tfw your sermon sucks...but then you realize on Sunday morning precisely where you took the wrong turn:

There's a lot that's stupid about this, but making the 18-25yo Marines stand facing *away* from the motorcycles and explosions just seems kinda mean. Like taking them to an art store and not letting them snack on a box of Crayola.

Moses coming down from Sinai and learning what his brother's been up to:

Drew, circa 2006: I'm going to wear only canvas cargo shorts and this one grey hoodie every day. Drew, circa 2026: I'm going to wear only 5" exercise shorts and hooded sun shirts every day.

*goth youth pastor voice* Golgotha.

Pizza rolls rock

Celebratory tacos? Celebratory tacos!

BREAKING LITURGICAL NEWS: Clergy and parish staff will not sleep between 22 November 2026 and 28 March 2027.

hey folks if there is a dad in your life and you want to get that dad a gift for father's day, get that dad an old map, dads love old maps (it's me i'm dads)

Mohler sold his soul only to learn he had already peaked as SBTS president. And while I should mourn that he forfeit his soul for an office he'll never hold...it is also extremely funny.

First firefly of the seeason!

Just wrote and deleted like 50 job-ending posts.

Narrator: He bailed *checks watch* two minutes after posting this.

20 minutes into an estimated 5 minute customer service wait:

SecDef taking D-Day to boldly ask "What if we did another MS St Louis? Wouldn't that be rad?" Also...allied forces storming the beaches to liberate Europe are the dangerous ideology in this analogy, or...? ...evil and stupid. He's just so evil and stupid.

It's the anniversary of D-Day, and chance to talk about Fr. Sampson. He jumped with the 101st and lost his Mass kit in a river. He made repeated dives to retrieve it.

As amazing a mentor in Buffy as he was a villain in Ted Lasso.

Star Trek: Contact

A drag performer in full face as a Kennedy. Stagename: Chappellquiddick Roan. Is...is this anything?

Not to brag, but tomorrow night I get to watch the ATL Opera complete their (and my!) first full Ring Cycle.

This seems cool, but I would want to make sure it allows for flexible and compressed workschedules. As a dad working in a nonprofit, I pull a ten hour day on Wednesdays- halfnofnit after 5pm - to make sure I'm available for my family the other nights of the week.

Thinking this year about how we have robust, non-gendered ways to refer to Christ/the Word/the Only-Begotten and to the Spirit/Paraclete, but our attempts to address the First Person of the Trinity without gender inadvertently deny the divinity of the Son and Spirit or their role in Creation. 1/

Republicans circa 2016: I'm voting for a president, not a pastor. Republicans circa 2026: But how could we vote for a senator if we have theological differences?

The Athanasian Creed - neither athanasian nor a creed. Discuss.

That thing where you search an item on Wikipedia and it doesn't have an article? Feels like a glitch in the Matrix, like deja vu in reverse, like something was deleted but some random bit of code was left over.

Jews and Christians have different theology. Who knew?

I will not wade into the Jewish/Catholic debate. I will not wade into the Jewish/Catholic debate. I will not wade into the Jewish/Catholic debate. I will not wade into the Jewish/Catholic debate.

If he thinks members of Congress are underpaid, wait until he finds out about lower GS and junior enlisted salaries...

"Republicans in a red state have screwed themselves by nominating and unelectable, awful candidate. Surely we will flip the seat this time."

~coffee orb~

That I normally see in my yard: Brown-headed Nuthatch Ruby-throated hummingbird Red-breasted woodpecker Rare Treats: Osprey Brown Pelican Painted bunting

It's like the administration opening message in the midterms is: Upset about prices, war, and corruption? Don't forget about the rampant violence perpetrated by the state!

My toddler watching Curious George order a hundred dozen donuts

"That could mean less water for golf courses in Phoenix and more people in Vegas ticketed for overwatering their lawns." *standing guy meme* Desert Southwest cities shouldn't have green golf courses anyway.

Prevenient grace is like never ending shrimp

Happy heatwave, Bluesky. Today's acceptable takes are: 1. Opening The Windows Is Centrist. 2. ChatGPT Told Me To Drink Petrol To Cool Down. 3. Brits Can't Handle Heat Because They Only Eat Boiled Sandwiches Look I Changed Flights In London Once I Know These Things. You know what to do.

"OK, if you're asking for syrup, I'm not going to give you syrup. Because syrup is not for kids who think waffles are hats." - My lovely wife

Spent most of Friday putting out new mulch and a bot of overseeing in the front. Got a bit of rain. "Good," I thought. Then came the deluge: