Why am I not surprised?

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

"When will we see justice?" -- Rep. Thomas Massie www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJ2...

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Do Bondi, Blanche, and Patel know that they are doing a perfectly lousy job of covering up the fact that they are engaged in a coverup? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_gF...

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING The coverup continues... and takes a new and very telling twist. www.npr.org/2026/02/24/g...

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A short 🧵 I need to get this on the record for the sake of the future. I think i've figured out the 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 reason why Trump has made so much noise about wanting to annex Canada and/or Greenland.

It was a raid as shocking as it was extraordinary: Last month, the FBI entered the main election operations center of Fulton County, Georgia, and seized records — including ballots — from the 2020 presidential vote. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

The Trump DoJ has apparently decided that Steve Bannon didn't really defy a congressional subpoena after all. Too bad that he already served 4 months in prison for it. (Maybe now he'll request reparations.) www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Wow!

He's learned his lesson. This time he's going to tell all of the state election officials to "find" the votes he needs ahead of time.

Thanks also to the leopard eating my face.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 HOLY SHIT! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

No masks on cops. No masks on cops. No masks on cops. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Could someone please nudge me and wake me up when he sends work crews in to dynamite the Lincoln Memorial? Thanks in advance.

How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse are we up to at this point, and who is supposed to be keeping the count? Asking for a friend.

Seen over on the Other Place... A very interesting variation on the classical trolly problem... modified & updated for a MAGA-driven world.

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Seen over on the Other Place:

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING Greenland's foreign minister announced today that Greenland will be sending troops to Minnesota to aid the local populace in fighting off the invaders. This will be done under NATO's Article 5 under which NATO member nations have pledged mutual assistance during any attack.

Seen over on the Other Place. Big if true.

Saw this over on the Other Place and just had to share this here, because it's effing hilarious.

ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.

A comment on the new RFK Jr. food pyramid: "You can eat meat, but you have to get it from the side of the road." -- Paula Poundstone

I think we all know that these are likely the same self-centered, entitled, science-denying pricks who bleated like baby lambs being led to the slaughter back when they were simply asked to wear masks indoors during the pandemic.

As reported by ABC news and others, ICE agent Jonathan Ross suffered a very serious injury to his ribs.

Please raise your hand if you think that a straightforward and unbiased trajectory analysis of the first shot fired at Renee Nicole Good would (and will) prove, positively and unambiguously, that ICE Agent Jonathan Ross was standing 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 of Ms. Good's car when he fired his first shot.

11. Dennis Goris

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley

I watch a lot of arrest videos on YouTube and I applaud the men & women of law enforcement who discharge their duties faitfully, honorably, and with restraint. The pricks in the video below are not those people. I applaud the bravery of the guy who took this video & all others like him.

Well, it would appear that at least one person in Washington D.C. actually still gives a damn about the plain language of the U.S. Constitution. Senator Paul's comments are timely & erudite. www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DA...

DATELINE: November, 2031 U.S. military forces prepare for their final evacuation from Greenland. President Jasmine Crockett vows to implement special asylum status for any & all Greenlanders who helped U.S. forces during the occupation.

So, now we know why Trumpski wants Greenland so bad. He wants & needs that DNA repair mechanism so that he can regain his youthful vigor and so that he can live forever.

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So who gets to show off Maduro's captured personal stash on Fox News? Kegbreath or Little Marco?

If you can help us fight Donald Trump and elect leaders that will ensure that Trumpism can never happen again, please chip in here.

There's no honor among thieves anymore! I mean at least the LBJ and George W. Bush administrations had the courtesy & decency to 𝙡𝙞𝙚 extensively to congress, the American public, and the international community before invading some foreign country just because they felt like it.

Am I the only one who's reading the news and feeling pretty much the same confusion, fear, horror, and dread as the daughter in the movie "Poltergeist" (1982)?