The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy. Any questions?

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100% THIS!!!!

AT LAST! Proof positive that we really are living in THE stupidest timeline.

It would appear that the #1 requirement for any job in the Trump administration is that you have to be, or have to have been, a successful crook.

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator theonion.com/pete-hegseth...

My Governor! We're all so proud of him.

Commander Tarkin explains to Princess Leia why it really was necessary for him to order that double-tap strike on planet Alderaan.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.

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This is like in the Wizard of Oz when he gives the Cowardly Lion a medal.

The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales. Tesla makes up less than 2%. The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.

This should be entertaining.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING President Trump has decided to rename doughnuts to "edible O-rings". Everyone must begin using the new name immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Looks like Hegseth should investigate this JD Vance guy for insisting soldiers shouldn't just mindlessly follow orders.

Newsom’s comms team still going hard

If a thermometer measures "therms" then what does an anemometer measure?

I've been listening to Neil Young since the 60s & he's been playing in the U.S. since the 60s, but I always knew that he was born a Canadian. So I just now got curious if he ever became a U.S. citizen. It turns out that this part of his story is rather interesting. www.billboard.com/music/music-...

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Facts

🚨🚨🚨 ALERT A video from a 9-day-old YouTube channel called VisionPointNews just popped up at random in my YouTube feed and it appears that the whole channel is just some wanker out there trying to cash in by making fake AI-generated content purporting to be videos made by Senator Bernie Sanders. /1

Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …

Worth Repeating 👇

FACT: If you Invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme 11 months ago at its peak, you now have $118. Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.

Is there a plan here??

And another one bites the dust! Even though she's out as New Jersey's federal prosecutor I think that there's still time for her to make a late entry into the swimsuit competition.

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I think it's official now..

Just think! If he starts a war with Venezula and then ends it, then that will be one more war that he's ended that he can then add to his growing point score for the Nobel Peace Prize!

They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.

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They’re all just looting the treasury now

Trump can't shake GA criminal election interference case as new prosecutor moves forward

"No Todd, honestly, Donald never had anything to do with any of the girls. By the way, not to change the subject, but how is my pardon application progressing?" -- Ghislaine Maxwell

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Time to get back to what really matters:

Everyone should watch this. The title is misleading. It's actually an excellent capsule summary of the history of executive power and the origin of the much debated "Unitary Executive" legal theory. www.youtube.com/watch?v=32G6...