That damn targeted advertising on Facebook smh

buon anno culona

There’s this gay couple at my gym who are coaching their nephew, loudly being supportive giving him directions and I can audibly notice how hard they are restraining from shouting “YASS KWEEN YOU ATE WITH THAT FORM 👏🗣️‼️” like this

Its her day

Big meanie got you a present

finally noticing the gains fr fr

Commission for @ramonquestt.bsky.social !

crazy that of all Pokémon, Castform is the one with huge tits in it’s official art

que me dice mi dentista “qué limpios traes los dientes, ni te hacía falta la limpieza” y que le digo “así es sorra, todo grasias a ti ☆~(◡‿◕✿)”

Voy a estar tocando con mis dos bandas, Larva y Metazoa en Jalisco! Mañana en Guadalajara y el sábado en Puerto Vallarta por si gustan caerle bandita, no falten, que no le cuenten!

I love randomly getting updates on the people I went to high school with and seeing how the nerdy easy-going kind straight guys are now married to powerful cvnty women and the douchebag toxic men are all in an imaginary relationship with Andr*w T*te

Finalmente convencí a mi amigo de ver Fullmetal Alchemist lmao

Sinner’s Road (slur)

Me after Mega Hawlucha

Fresh Ink - Design by @allosaurex.bsky.social

Remember when everyone in Pokémon Legends Arceus suddenly became xenophobic to the main character, who was displaced from their time and spent months risking their life to benefit the village, all because a hole opened in the sky and they blamed it on them when it was an evil white dude all along?

Going to the Pokémon ™ lucha libre today 🎉 Hope Incineroar fucking kills me

I had to do it to'im #furryart

Damm he got me

My local gym started building this exactly 10 seconds after Mega Hawlucha was announced

🐌

1.Fight 2.Flirt 3.Run away 4.(Your own choice)

I want the whole world in my hands But it’s just slipping through like sand

How to teach my non confrontational brain that confrontation is a necessary part of human interaction and that it’s not wrong and I’m not gonna die Google voy a tener suerte

Krampus: Santa’s Wario

Sold out (◡‿◡✿)

Bandita de CDMX, este sábado hay concierto de Larva! Les esperamos en nuestro show de 10 aniversario de Máquina Misántropa Magnífica, tocando el álbum en su totalidad! Hoy y mañana son los últimos días para comprar sus boletos directamente conmigo a sólo $173 pesitos! Espero que puedan acompañarnos!

📣Emergency Animated YCH Open! (10 slots) Sadly I haven't had any luck with my work / commissions recently. I have bills, groceries and a LOT of merch stuff to pay up still. I also had a medical check-up appointment bill that adds up to 152 (1/2)

Me @ Mega Hawlucha

I love it so much when a new video game character who is a complete fictional Mexican stereotype is released and we all are HELL YEAAAAAAAAAH THAT’S LITERALLY ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🪇🪇🪇🪇🪇🪇

YOOOO we finally have an official Mexico-exclusive Pokémon event, I’m so hypeeeed 🛐🛐🛐

That horrible feeling when you are bonding with another gay guy and sex comes up in conversation, they find out you’re in the ace spectrum and your desire for sex or intimacy with someone else is immensely low and they suddenly stop talking to you at all 🫥🫥🫥

tienes mi apoyo puta

Labubu matcha dubai le ha hecho más daño a mi cerebro que meterme poppers diario

qué ricas son las espinacas oyes

Did a photoshoot to celebrate one year of going constantly to the gym (and to get over my sexy photoshoot trauma)

Can i offer you a nice tiger butt shot in this trying time?🐯🍑

I miss the good ol days

Banditaaaa de Monterrey y San Luis Potosí! Este fin de semana estaré tocando por allá con mi banda, LARVA. Ojalá nos puedan acompañar!

con tu sangre escurriendo por la banqueta mi pie en tu nuca hijo de puta 🎶🗣️‼️ ☆~(◡‿◕✿)

Just got my US visa renewed and I’m about to listen to the little snail in my ear saying I deserve a little treat to go watch Bloodywood live in San Francisco (or close). Anyone here from there?

Arf! Leather puppy needs pets all over~ 🎨 @furelliot.bsky.social #pride2025 #pride #furryart

I love solving the problems I created on my own music production software I’m so dumb but also I’m so smart haha 🥰

Toribio Bananas spotted

Would you let them in? 🐊

Ngl como que siento que sólo quiero ir mañana a la marcha for FOMO. Igual y mejor no voy :c