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Somone should be grabbing my boobs right now fr fr

IT TOOK ME UNTIL NOW TO REALIZED I DID THIS WRONG SORRY SEE A MAW POST A MAW 😈 ART : @booneyard.bsky.social

I'm gonna go to bed wearing latex for the rapture. So if I get taken god has to deal with me having a null bulge for all of eternity.

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In certain parts of the world it’s a good idea to shake out your shoes before you put them on to check for dangerous spiders! Good thing I don’t live in a part of the world that has spiders like that. Art : @fuzzysokz.bsky.social Bug : @cheekycrawly.bsky.social

Top ten boomer thing that I never hear anyone talk about. Driving around a parking lot for like 15 minutes to get a spot that will save them 2 minutes of walking.

In certain parts of the world it’s a good idea to shake out your shoes before you put them on to check for dangerous spiders! Good thing I don’t live in a part of the world that has spiders like that. Art : @fuzzysokz.bsky.social Bug : @cheekycrawly.bsky.social

Yanno what's the wild thing about motion blur in video games is? Someone had to sit down, develop the code and whatnot. Then looked at that and went "Yep, that looks great. Everyone is gonna love this!" What a fucking dumbass

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We gotta start putting fat fucks in space so I can watch them wobble in zero g

Genuine question for other trans and/or enby folk. Do you find it hard sometimes to hang with people who knew you before transitioning? Like I do know I went through a full rebuild as a person after figuring out that I was trans. But sometimes I feel they still view me as who I was before.

Does your fursona SHIT, or does it CRAP?

@albydoggy.bsky.social lol woman

Little gay people in my phone, do I get high and listen to the new casiopea album?

Oooooh myyyy goddddd I wanna eat someone. Who up?

Barrel aged beer is like when that one trashy ass friend cleans up insanely well.

Fursuits are just modern day power armor.

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Bro, who is designing these bland ass modern day logos? They need to be shot.

bro, I need to go lay on top of a subwoofer at a rave again.

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Okay so, 2nd wave homestuck was not on my bingo card for this year.

Now everyone wish these two lovebirds a happy #VoreDay 💜 Happy couple @wurfb.bsky.social @dogcore.bsky.social Amazing art @booneyard.bsky.social

Also got something tasty I'll post later today 😈

YIPPY its vore day! Ya'll should stick your arms in my belly maw and see what happens.

Hey, who wants to be my belly maw for 8/8? 😈

How BIG can you make me? >:3 Make Sprite jealous! like = 2 puff's comment = 5 puff's retweet = 10 puff's follow = 20 puff's Mwah, thank you! www.patreon.com/posts/toki-b...

This makes me feel very silly 😜

Hmmmm... I really gotta work on getting my pooltoy oc drawn up....

Do you think Leon S Kennedy never fucks anyone cause no one has ever tried painting their pussy yellow?

Floating through your fridge and eating everything in it as I phase through

Uuuuggghhhh, all of y'all should be rubbing my gut and feeding me souls right now.

Okay I feel like I'm going fucking crazy. But is there ANYTHING these days that you can just get set up, and yanno expect people to do their job? I fucking feel like with anything these days you need to fucking pester the shit out of professionals to get ANYTHING done.

25K remaining! We can get there!

Hey if you have full on 20 minute phone conversations in the break room, stop that. Go to a different room. No one here want to hear about Tony's toe nail surgery.

Happy Nonbinary daaaaay, I'm one of those 😈

So uh, turns out if you shove the infinite bouncy ball up your ass. It turns infinite in a different way.....

Btw if you get close to me today I will make sure you gain a minimum of 500 pounds.

Sorry I didn't post all too much during priDE MONth Was busy setting up 🏳️‍⚧️ things 💜

Mmmmmmm.... latex toy brain kicking in....

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You should feed me your fusona :)

Hey since I'm now in the SCP foundation, who wants me to shove that infinite bouncy ball up my ass?

I got contained by the SCP foundation, and all I got is a jumpsuit that doesn't fit me >:(

MAL0 Ranth A Drawing for @voresouls.bsky.social

I require more fat bitches on my timeline

Happy donut day bitches KISS IT 💜 art : @buppy.art

AAAAAAAAA I got HIGH while the power went out. Now I'm in a dark house fill of GOBLINS who can't cook.