I have once again not run out of stuff to put on my head. Merry Christmas folks

I’m starting a series on TikTok where I replace all my music needs with an iPod and I fear I’ve already become insufferable

Never have a mental breakdown in the bathroom, one look in the mirror and I catch the ick

Underrated Banger Of The Day Metr0 ft Emmy Liyana: JAL NAGA Bringing some French to my list! Honestly not even sure what genre to call these guys, I’ll just go with “music that makes you wanna punch something whilst bopping your head” youtu.be/GVZOV73Xz0Y?...

Underrated Banger Of The Day Janet Devlin: Daddy Bringing the country vibes today with this very tongue in cheek track. Had this one on repeat since it was released, absolute bop! youtu.be/DuE3922T49s?...

Wanna help me bring bands onto bluesky? Whack this on social media and tell bands to add @rorypetts.bsky.social and dm me to be added to the blastbeats offenders register.

if the existence of a platform where people don’t routinely hurl racist slurs and threaten rape upsets you, you need therapy. not twitter.

Underrated Banger Of The Day Frozemode: NO ASSUMPTIONS Brilliant mix of Rap, Alt and all that fun stuff, these lads are such a great addition to the scene, hoping they blow up very soon youtu.be/b55lS2flwmA?... #rock #alt #alternative #music #metal #rap

Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country

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I bring a certain “leaving the table immediately after eating to take a shit” vibe to the function

It’s always cheese sticks but never cheese stones

I just realised they call it “France” because that’s the country’s name

Ima be honest I have no idea how text based social media’s work I’m just kinda winging it

You ever just look at a toilet and think “I’m gonna sit on that”

Yall ain’t drinking the juice at the bottom of the pack of bacon?

There are like 7 people I would trust with anything in the world and none of them are called Kieth

Sosig