The older I get the more I realize that I hate baby showers. Particularly work baby showers.

A hair day.

I’m so ready to be back by a pool

Have we figured out why Danielle Brooks was the host of that home makeover show?

There was a lot going on in The White Lotus finale

I can’t stand an aggressive ass vegan…like we get it, you love dirt.

Happy Aries season 😈♈️

Who the hell came up with imitation crab and why?

Thinking about how I can trick him into buying me a bottle of tequila today

I didn’t think about Kandi not one time watching RHOA

Mentally I’m somewhere sunbathing on a beach naked with a nice book & a patron Margarita

Slow walkers are crazy because how does it take you that long to get somewhere and you’re ok with it?

Absolutely not

Dolores is just as bad as Shereé

I truly just want to be left alone this weekend

I keep forgetting that today is Valentine’s Day

I need 20k by the end of this week!

I never realized that Drake and the pink lady have the same type of fans

My drunk ass didn’t see not one commercial last night

sautéed green/red peppers & onions

I need 100K by the end of the week for real estate

The Grammys was so good this year with the perfect finish

all these artists are in their bags

Doechii was fucking amazing

January is finally over and honestly, what the fuck was that?

i feel like DC needs to celebrate Black History Month a little harder this year

i’ll eat ass but i draw the line at eating tomatoes.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Pick a wall Bootz

Me watching this ‘Buttons’ lip sync on #DragRace

It’s like MTV doesn’t have the ability to create new shows. They’ve been playing the same shit for 20 years.

Emancipation of Mimi is one of THEE best comeback projects.

Brazilians be fine as hell with bad weaves

Why is @ddexterity.bsky.social making me pick between 2 identical black hats?

y’all: *posts butt* me:

Literally same.

Ice Spice too

You are poor and white

Content creators just be doing anything. There’s absolutely no reason to be getting your back blown out with your head in a clothes dryer.

Well yes.

Sometimes I want a trainer because I feel like I need to be pushed harder and learn some new things in the gym but also…I don’t like being told what to do.

Feeling very grateful

I’m ready to have some tequila and start responding to everyone’s IG stories with heart eyes

After watching last night’s premiere of Traitors, where they’re targeting housewives, I know they’re gonna piss me off. 😭

If one thing on my body is gonna remind me that I’m 37, it’s my knees.

I’ve been thinking this all day as I sit in this empty office.

Mariah Carey - The Roof…that’s the skeet

Fun fact…I’ve never seen a single Harry Potter movie. Starting the 1st one today, I’ll report back.