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Horrific week for people who make money off of being creative!!!! Doom spiraling over the Warner/Netflix deal, how’s your morning?

Why kick a field goal and not run it with the giant quarterback man

Why is every player on the Bills roster reverting to the 2022 version of themselves

God we suck

Let's check in on Bills fans

Can we just get on the team plane before anyone else gets murdered on the field???

It’s funny that back in the day I would be basing my whole day around the bills playing in primetime but now it’s their norm so I keep forgetting there is a game tonight.

I have started disengaging from the takes after the Bills lose a game and it’s really freeing. I recommend it.

Luann really ate when she said “money can’t buy you class”

Father, son, Holy Spirit

Go bills

Bills

I find Josh Allen’s flops endearing but I know I would hate it if he weren’t my QB

btw this seems so unhealthy for someone who is this level of fame

I mean, if the shoe fits

Beane fucked the roster. Whiffed on critical picks and committed to a vision of the defense that has never worked when it counted. They’re in actual trouble.

Should Mitch Trubisky come in

Brandon Beane, let’s start dialing the phone buddy

Dear god this defense sucks

If the Patriots sniff a Super Bowl again before the Bills I will never watch another football game again.

Josh Allen *limping* Also got Josh Allen: rams his body into 300 lb dudes 60 seconds later

Mike is having a blast in the booth tonight eh

Josh Allen commercial count: 4

Hopefully everyone got their sillies out in the first quarter and we can start actually playing football now

Now *this* is AFC East football, folks

Picked the Chargers in my elimination pool this week

Have we tried simply not committing penalties? Very Rex Ryan era coded game here.

So Spencer Brown was holding this entire team together? Or?

I don’t want to see a single thing about the Buffalo Sabres on here, this is a safe space

Taking a page from the Novak Djokovic playbook

The audible being 🤌 MANGIA MANGIA MANGIA 🤌 Chefs kiss

Dion Dawkins and Spencer Brown might kill someone

The most lackluster, unprepared, humiliating performance of the season for the Bills was a win over the best team in football lmao

Go Bills

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAJAJJAAJAJHAAHANANAJANA

Even the o-line sucking like what are we even doing here

Joe Brady hot seat

Someone go in the booth and burn Joe Brady’s play sheet with runs

Reminder what New York state Democrats did the last time a Democratic Socialist was about to win the general election for mayor in a big city.

Probably the least surprising thing one could read about Josh Allen’s wedding

HELL YEAH COCO

I feel like there’s some sort of Mandala effect at play with people insisting Roland Garros was always referred to as such and not as the French Open

One of my most un-woke takes is that ownership of art is a really non-stimulating conversation to me and I hold a grudge against Taylor swift for bringing it into the mainstream. Should artists own their works? Sure. Do I want to experience this re-litigated for years on end? No.

You can see the degradation of society in the way that people no longer wait for people to exit the subway to get on. We actually used to be a society.

As a Bills fan, no thank you!

My regular summer tennis class is back on the schedule, I could cry.

Speaking my truth; I hate the Bills schedule.

There’s a distinct possibility Josh Allen is at the Met Gala, right?

The Wicked costume department is shaking