Joey handles some delicate client relations

You have made your tyrd pie, seasoned it with passive obedience, and now you must eat it yourselves.

Whatever you do, don't look at my bio in my profile. Don't do it.

Spotlight. Ipad Procreate. Sometimes attention is dangerous.

My sister loves Heated Rivalry and paid me real American money to draw the leads as furries. A wolf and a husky respectively. She's also under the impression that this art will be very popular on the internet. We shall see. #anthro #heatedrivalry

Deep Freeze (2026) 🥶 - #procreate #mammoth #illustration #woolymammoth

I dont give a fuck about charlie fucking kirk. You refused to take radicals seriously because they hid behind meme culture and now it killed someone big and important? Should have cared more when they were coming for people you didn't like. Your problem now idiot.

Be safe out there today! Remember, it is your First Amendment right to assemble, your right to protest and your right to be heard! "The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out"

Big 👏gay👏dog

Heard you like furries

Flo gets up early to make breakfast with all the fixins.

Sheepdog. Digital. Dogs are often seen as a "psychopomp," something that guides souls to the afterlife. When you see how many child graves have lambs on them, the symbolism just sort of fits. #art #artistsofbluesky

Made some tattoo flash for my studio. I'm a full time tattoo artist by day. Belligerent furry comic artist by mid evening.

Eye Sear Sleipnir I wanted to paint this traditionally but my studio is still in shambles from the move so I did it digitally and will just make some nice prints instead.

Joey and Felicity set aside their rivalry for a bit of fun. These two hate each other deeply most of the time and will go right back to insults as soon as the post nut clarity hits.

Wake up babes new autism creature dropped

When you gonna stop eating baloney with the phonies and start eating steaks with the greats

Andreiius Ansul, the alchemist, takes a moment to relieve stress. He crafted his own body from scratch, so of course he made sure he's well endowed.

"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."

Without fail, none of my art attracts weird uncomfortable people except the art with nipples in it. They aren't even sexual comments they're just the worlds most clueless, stupid people.

Two Legends. The story isn't kind to either one of us. It's ok to cry. Digital, iPad Procreate. #art #artistsofbkuesky

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I didnt say it made sense I said Im going to kick your ass

manul

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Molting. A hare sheds his winter coat and welcomes spring on an icy plain.

Andreiius Ansul, the necromancer and bio alchemist, has a cup of sleepytime tea before going to bed in his evil lair.

Hand Eye Coordination. I can't really draw in perspective so this was some good practice. Apparently I also forgot how to draw hands but eh I still like it.

A portly, melancholy bull terrier warm up sketch. Thought she was cute so I colored her a bit.

Timothy learns to drive the company car. The funniest way to reconcile animal characters in a universe that also has normal animals is just to chuck them right in there.

Hubble sez hi

Mood

Drew a better version of my Elon print. Pm me if you want one. Signed 8.5x11 on matte finish. 25 each.

I drew a cougar attacking elon musk

The new york times could hire me to be a cartoonist if they werent such pussies

Ive been so stressed with moving I've barely been drawing and its making me so so sad

Prepare to face the judgment of the council

Dingo Party Something fun :3 I recently learned that dingoes come in a variety of coat colors. While many people assume these different colors mean they’re crossbreeds, they’re actually all pure dingoes. #art

yeah, who is this vandermeer fucker anyway? writes such fuckin utilitarian mimetic goddamn prose with no ambiguity or imagination.

I can't stop calling him "suitcase" because of that one stupid viral clip of a very young barron trump saying "i leik my sootcase!" In his ridiculous little child voice. I do like my suitcase.

I'm fuckin sad dude

sir you are the moon

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

Unicorn having a nice midday depression nap on the couch. Digital painting. I remember one time someone asked me if I was a unicorn otherkin and I said no, but I often wonder if they weren't onto something

Lets use bluesky have a horse

The poet, like the onion, does not care who cries.

20% off all art prints! All sales going toward actually-functional computers for my spouse & me 🤠 #BSNM

I drew my dogs as the Russian head transplant experiment