Oomf has blessed me with some very nice pictures of my horrid little manlet :D

this would fix the website

I love my mom dearly but I *cannot* talk about any of the shit I struggle with in my day-to-day with her. "I am surprised you have not considered simply going and getting an easier job that pays you more" yeah thanks mom that really helps with my financial difficulties

I need a new desk mat. Anyone know of any actual human artists selling cute ones? I am being inundated by slop.

#art #ocart #ocxcc

lrt I am looking, but it sure as shit is not respectfully

Taking some NPC Screenshots for the MonHun Wiki and I enjoy how much of a BIG LAD Griffin is lol

"Ih this piece is sooooo cringe idk if I can finish it" I am here to remind you that The Bad Touch made it to #1 by unabashedly expanding on the kind of shitty sex limerick a 12 year old boy thinks is funny. Sometimes wholehearted commitment to the bit is really the only proper course of action.

#art #ocart #ocxcc

The US military ending compulsory flu shots for their armed forces may actually prove to be just the boost Coughing Baby needs to prevail vs. Hydrogen Bomb

Becoming a Retvrn guy but exclusively for four hours ago when I was still in bed

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

BIG SIPPY

Fun little trade piece! Solaris for @tvstatichour.bsky.social

totally intentional, my brain is huge.

Man. I fuckin WISH putting on muscle was even 1/10th as easy as every woman afraid touching a dumbbell will "make her too masculine" sincerely believes it is. Like I don't know who needs to hear this but literally nobody has ever gotten jacked by accident.

Good thing i screencapped it

"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.

綿毛ちゃん

"Side effects of HRT" babe I'm gonna hold ur hand when I tell you those are actually just Regular Effects. Do you think people take ibuprofen just for fun, too?

"We got Yasha at home." The Yasha at home:

Been thinking it might be about time to add something to my KT but the next piece I wanna get done would go on the outside of my forearm and that's one of the few places on my soft shitty body I actually have some pretty respectable muscular definition so 😒

A starling has been trying to set up house in an abandoned woodpecker nest outside my window at work but this poor guy gets no bitches. He's been singing and dancing his little ass off for like a week straight now 😔

it do be like this sometimes

Doodle #mhart #art

Man I don't know what happened but as of like a week ago my phone has started autocorrecting a very specific and common non-offensive word into an olde timey racial slur I have never spoken or written out in my entire goddamn life AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

speaking of At The Gym High have I ever told you guys about the Wolfman Guy at the community center gym used to do mushrooms as a preworkout then start barking and sprinting around the weight room on all fours till somebody went and got a supervisor to tell him to knock it off he's scaring the hoes

How in the fuck are people going to the gym high that sounds like a literal nightmare

Cherry blossom horseshoe crab 🌸

🌸 Pom pom crabs

Comm update: Waitlist slots for current price are open until the end of this week or until slots are taken - after that I'm probably going to be raising/reorganising my prices slightly I'm sorry 🥹🥹 Get them on the old price while you can, if you'd like! vgen.co/rapidmorph3

"magnamalo fans are just weird powerscalers" WRONG! magnamalo fans love magnamalo because they can draw it as a rotund cat and call it a fat fuck

Love the feeling when you open a drawing you've been putting off going back to for a few days and it's substantially less ass than you remember it being when you closed it last

I know it's officially spring again not because the birds are nesting or the cherry blossoms are in bloom, but because my kitchen is once again full of fucking ants

Striving to improve my art in an effort to convince people to like Yasha

Yeehaw endo appointment July 2. Now we wait ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Was trying to hit the GP but whatever man I'll fuckin' take it 10* Jin feels like fighting a sponge

Another small tdov sketch before I go bed. Today is the one day I allow myself to freely post t4t quillgalleus. #ocart #art

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍🌈💗💙🤍

"Oh no Capcom has seen our Simon tweets!😳" Sweetie that hairless twink was deliberately engineered in a lab by a team of highly specialized scientists. Capcom did not "see" your tweets so much as they "eagerly anticipated" them.

#ocart #art

aight ya boy officially got their papers 🎉