Low-key feel a little bit bad/mean paying to make artists draw my horrid awful chud of a hunter buuuuuut also I cannot say I'm gonna stop doing it lol

OUAGH

He is a dipshit and I miss him

Still accepting applications btw

Man I'm not even joking here Charge Blade needs an offset. Wilds CB is built entirely around countering and *it doesn't even have an actual fucking counter*. Throw us a fuckin' bone here already

Hey @Capcom who's dick do I gotta suck to convince you to bring back Morphing Advance?

Every year when I'm planning my visit back home my brother gets back on the same bullshit "Oh! You should teach me how to sew while you're here! I already know what I wanna make first it's a fully lined winter jacket with a detachable hood and like 15 pockets that all have zipper closures"

novo projeto pessoal, fanart de Monster Hunter 🍖 postei lá no meu artstation (vou colocar o link aqui nos comentários) ✨ #portfolio #brart

I wanted to go into biology but I am not good enough at math for university. Applied to art college with an eye towards studying illustration and burnt out catastrophically almost immediately. The metalworking dept had space and sounded interesting so I ended up there.

Petty-ass IG deliberately knocked me off my mount (3x flash pods and when that didn't work they *immediately* popped the first wound I opened) so I spent the rest of the hunt fucking up any they managed to proc ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

So setback is not as severe as I was fearing it was gonna be but apparently the better part of a month was long enough for all my callouses to wear off because HOLY SHIT my palms are fucking destroyed rn

Greentext post that lives rent free in my head

I am just on here yapping

Today in #ShitNobodyAsked but my own personal pet headcanon is that hunters aren't *exactly* entirely human and in addition to their enhanced strength and overall resilience it's not terribly uncommon for this sort of genetic deviation to also manifest as minor but distinctly nonhuman physiology.

Dropped back at the hub after a failed Savage Omega run w/ the Randos™️ the other day and was greeted by this. His Disappointment: Immeasurable His Day: Ruined

Man ngl I do kinda want one of those dumbass KFC bucket weapon pendants

Thoughts and prayers for my immune system y'all I JUST got finished having the fuckin 3-week long mystery plague I caught from work and now like 5 of these doorknob lickers are out with COVID today

My whole entire kingdom for a way to filter Manual Accept quests out of the SOS pool T-T

Remembering that time me and The Girls™️ found out the Reaper/Junkrat duo we'd met in an OW match and had been grouping up with for the past couple weeks were a US government cyber spook and a sitting Florida house rep, respectively. Like yeah sure why not of course he's a fuckin Junkrat one-trick

Love this, lol.

Torment Nexus endured! Time to make some cunty high heels 👠

Tinfoil hat time maybe but does anybody else think it's a bit 🤔 that paypros are clamping down on sex work and commissioned art in general at the same time the AI shitbags are pushing the Pay Us To Make You Pictures Of Slop machine and are also poised to launch the gooner-targeted AI girlfriends

Man I hate to bitch cause Hunting Horn has been eatin OK lately but I think if you roll out of an offset windup the melody should stay in your queue. No other weapon has to go through this onerous bullshit to set up an offset and u alreadygive up some decent utility to even HAVE an offset

Also since Secret Lair is topical today I want to show everyone my favourite MTG card

Man I was really hoping we'd get a KT card in that Secret Lair drop

✨Still Hasn't Fought Savage Omega Award✨

In spite of his reputation and what he does for a living Yasha can actually be quite a nurturing person. He likes and is quite good with children and the thriving garden and beehives around his old house was no accident. He's absolutely not father material but he's a natural older brother

make bad art!!! it's better than making no art!!!

Who up crankin' their hog???? 💦💦

Get in losers we're going out for lunch

Yasha's stubborn, aggressive and has a very apparent problem with respecting authority, but the most immediately obvious one is probably his ego. He is almost certainly stronger than you and he is not going to let you forget it, especially if you've ever given him any kind of shit about his height.

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Finished out a Steve/Sweet Baby Rey double 9*, managed to rack up 3 power clashes and double-digit offsets and my highlight card was for hitting one of them in the face with a rock.

Congrats to the Republican party for finally getting that spiritual reincarnation of Reagan they've been asking for for so long, but I guess they forgot to specify which one

「 Sacred flames, guide us in our time of need 」 #MHRise #OctopathTraveler

Everyone over on Twitter malding about possibly wasting their "god tier artian rolls" on shitty weapon skill rolls after TU4 is absolutely frying me. I made exactly one of each, reinforced them once, didn't even bother looking at what I got because fuck it we ball I ain't got time for that shit.

Sketchy shit from a few months ago cause art block really do got hands #jiggleboners

Commission work I did for @jiggleboners.bsky.social thank you for the trust! 🩷 #commissionsopen #art

Stubborn respiratory infection has kept me outta the gym for goin on two weeks now T-T I'm gonna mcfucking die when this shit finally clears up lmao

... Is that a chunk of a landspine coming out the side of that railgun on his back?

Big fan of this one as well

Give this post a like if I am allowed to air drop you thirst traps of your own OC

The Dota collab is very funny because I used to play a ton of that shit and it's actually where Yasha gets his name from. It is back and attempting to snatch my wig again, I fear.

Sometimes you gotta doodle on your sketchbook too ✨ #art #sketchbook #oc

New entry in the MH Multiplayer Chud Pokedex unlocked! GS guy in the full omega loadout nonstop spamming lures in an attempt to keep aggro and spam that Blackest Night bullshit. Guess who single-handedly carted us out lmao

Doodling thirst traps of my oomf's Hunter OCs part ??/?? Setsu for @sirenoa.bsky.social #jiggleboners #mhart

Cool guy I met at the botanical gardens a few weeks ago

If you've got it set to Manual Accept and you're just gonna leave everyone on read why tf you even using an sos Actually if you're using Manual Accept at all why tf you using sos

jk turns out I was actually just getting sick and now I sound like Doctor Girlfriend