I'm honestly legit fucking choked that Dodogama isn't in Stories 3. Or any of the World fanged wyverns, actually. Where's Great Girros? Hello???? Is this thing on?????

Been fuckin around at the gym and switching up the variations on a few of my lifts recently, and it's really allowed me to unlock my potential to experience entirely new and novel varieties of back pain

Scrolling the tl while being too broke for Pokopia or MHS3

Warm up before comm work today. Shoutout to my friend karl for the ref image to study from, unfortunately I cannot attach it to this thread because he was literally bootybutt naked in the shot. #mhart #art

Cheers, babe. 🥂 (fuckin around a lil bit, tried a higher saturation palette than usual. I think I kinda like it.) #jiggleboners

☀️ Monster Hunter Wilds ⚡️ #MonsterHunter

The thrilling sequel

Found a place selling MHS3 for for $78 instead of $100. Do I cave?

my asscheeks when I'm trying to not alert the guards

Yasha is generally pretty casual about it. A fun way to blow off some steam, scratch that certain primal itch. Rarely anything much more.

Everybody showing me Simon

This is absolutely the PETTIEST gripe ever but it really does chap my ass that offsets are always given priority over clashes. You get the first couple frames of a clash then the monster just staggers out of it. Yall are giving me blue balls over here.

Took a horse tranq sized edible last night and now I'm at work and realizing that I might in fact still be high

Did a small study sketch after finish up some comm work to wind down today #mhart #art

On Mercari making some unwise decisions rn

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

Happy birthday Women!!!!! 🎉🥳🎈

Man, based on how much they embiggened Leon for Requiem we're all gonna need to get a 2nd monitor to fit Chris on screen in the next one

Waffling on Stories 3 cause on one hand everybody else seems to be on the hype train but on the other hand $100 is a lot of fucking money for vidya gaem

I fucked this sleep up but IN MY DEFENCE I have never seen it proc off of an offset

Incredible things happening on Twitter dot com today

Coworkers driving you crazy all week? Try: microwaving fish in the break room

man if you're a CSP girlie do NOT sleep on the Retro Film filter that shit fucks

God I'm so tired of things going wrong. So, they gave mom the wrong information and the check we got was just them giving us dad's Dec check and we have to do more paperwork to try to get the survivorship stuff. Just. Help if you can, please. ko-fi.com/morriganenvt...

you don't know me

Tragedy: leg day fucked your shit up crazy style and now your boss is making you carry 50lbs worth of gas tank up 5 flights of stairs because the insurance company doesn't want you using the elevator

Just finished up a bigger request, thank you! <3 #MHWilds #MHart #OCart #Art

It's after 10pm and I'm high as a kite so it's time for a rent-lowering freak post about Yasha's awful dick

The horny demons infesting my brain got me ->|| this close to an AU when I give my horrid man a fat fuckin' monster of a knot, a breeding season he is *not* expecting, and the capacity to blow the magnitude of load you need a mop to deal with

Can't believe Rompo is the least hunter monster in a game where hiribami exists

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Professor Dipshit and his assistant

I love chilling in VC but you will NEVER catch my ass off mute

Chudling #jiggleboners

BONJOUR

Gala suit is great but when are we getting a t shirt with the tuxedo painted on

Been hopping into 10* Rompo hunts the past couple days and I think the cart-out rate on this thing might be higher than AT ark. Seen this pool toy ass looking mfer crush more dreams than the industrial revolution.

The "End no fault divorce" guy is such a laughably unserious kind of guy. Like did your family not also have the ubiquitous thrice-widowed great aunt? Or were you just too fucking stupid to connect the dots on that one?

Garbage Standoff is about to enter its sixth week

NOBODY ASKED but here's what Yasha's pokemon team would be

Nobody is matching Yasha's freak. This is a contest and he is going to win.

Beeswax. This is also what he mostly smells like as well, absent blood/sweat/the weird burnt ozone stink of his weapon. He uses it to maintain and weatherproof a lot of his gear, and occasionally in his hair as well. It's one of the only things he's found that can actually keep it under control.

lrt I really do love OC interaction but unfortunately I have failed to account for the fact that making a guy who is alienated and kinda low key unlikable results in having a guy who is alienated and also low key unlikable lmao

my feelings atm

lmao @ today's wordle. Y'all finally getting some of that recognition

I believe the government shouldn’t get to decide what is and isn’t legal for people to draw or write about. I also think some people are gross as fuck and I don’t want them around me. These two opinions can exist side by side.

“you’re a pervert” doesn’t work on me as an insult because a) it’s fundamentally true and b) it gives me a boner that needs two rounds

Mulling over this concept again and I got the horny demons putting bad thoughts in my brain rn

Happy anniversary to my ultimate contribution to the collapsing birth rate! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Putting Yasha in a pair of booty shorts with this stamped on the ass