Somebody somewhere seriously said the phrase “We don’t need a script. Just let Mike Tyson say whatever he wants” #Superbowl

Screaming Infidelideez nuts

Brooklyn-based emo group @awfuldin.bsky.social have returned, having released their new LP 'ANTI BODY' on January 28 via We're Trying Records.

New blog post! Wrote about new/reissued albums from GUV @rfcrecords.bsky.social, OUT., Sotto Voce, and Awful Din @awfuldin.bsky.social:

Awful Din’s new album ANTI BODY is out NOW! #punk #emo #newmusic open.spotify.com/album/2JbBzc...

Like watching people fuck around in a backyard? Go check out the video for our new song “GTFO My Basement” #punk #emo #diysky youtu.be/K7120g5zQYk?...

I can’t believe this worked

Google knows you’re gay

TODAY’S THE DAY! Stream the first single from our upcoming LP ANTI BODY now! #emo #punk #diysky #newmusic open.spotify.com/track/3vagR8...

Hey just so you know we have a new album coming out and you can come hear us play a bunch of songs from it on January 31st at Purgatory in Bushwick sweet bye #brooklyn #emo #diysky link.dice.fm/n7268af5d1e9...

Time is a zesty Italian flatbread with cheesy jalapeño poppers

People seem a little too unsurprised when I tell them I was a theater kid

Tonight tonight #punk #ridgewood #diysky

This Friday ghosts and ghouls! We may even transform werewolf-like into a different band… #punk #ridgewood #bushwick #halloween

I also like chicken #nokings #protest #newyork

I can’t keep getting kicked in the head in the pit. I have so few brain cells to spare #punk

Gonna tell my kids this was Braid

Apparently it’s a waxy gibbons moon and that’s a good thing #astrology

Nobody’s allowed to touch Don. It’s a union thing.

Hot Poggits

#ai #chatgpt

Emergency last minute show!!! Tonight at 8:30 at Pete’s Candy Store. It’s free! #williamsburg #brooklyn #local

I’m fine with passers by using my trash can. If you put TRASH. IN MY RECYCLING BIN!? Death penalty.

Why don’t they just print more money and don’t tell nobody

Minding my beesiness in the backyard #bees #nyc

When you’re an adult every so often someone shoves a controller in your hand and you’re expected to know how to play Mario Kart

Next show, next Saturday #ridgewood #punk #diysky

It’s weird they haven’t made a Titanic musical

“What’s the deal with your band’s name?”

Friends is a story about a rent controlled apartment

Legal action sounds kinda hot

@scottaukerman.bsky.social I see your buddy @shaundiston.bsky.social’s manager is branching out in New York #bigspragueenergy #scotthasntseen

Not to brag but we just hit the maximum number of followers on Instagram

WTF is up #ridgewood. Come see us play this show 10 minutes from our house with Big Loser, Sorry Darling and @knifethroat.bsky.social. #emo #diysky

So like… come see us on Friday or whatever #brooklyn #emo #diysky www.eventbrite.com/e/oolong-w-y...

Okay so the new Turnstile song led me to a “New Alt” playlist on Spotify. How the FUCK did we get back to Stomp Clap Hey?!

Mark my words, in a year all our parents will be playing Balatro

Signs from the protest in Bryant Park today #protest #kilmarabregogarcia

Boy do we have a bunch of exciting shows coming up. But first! Saturday May 3rd at the Econolodge with Sharkswimmer and The Entire Earth. Door’s at 8, shows at 9, RSVP on Bandnada for $5 entry. bandnada.com/p/65685-ewel...

I like my music meaty and crunchy, like that weird pack of jerky I got from CVS that one time

Big weed stash? ✅ Pocket full of cash? ✅ Big ol 🍑? ✅ Guess you’re ready for this Saturday!

It’s 47 degrees but it feels like the first time. Feels like the very first time

We make music for people who vogue to No Cigar

I was promised that cooking with msg and an air fryer would change my life forever. It has not.

Because you’re coming, right? #diysky

Show tomorrow at the Gutter in Williamsburg. Come hang! www.eventbrite.com/e/le-big-zer...

Check out this video of our song Come Home! This is from our show at bkOne theater with the Pigeon Pack back in December youtu.be/7tMQEHaZuIY?...

If I said my band plays pictures-of-wheat-core do you think people would know what that means?