Her: wanna come over to my place and watch a show Me: maybe, what's it about Her: a hot bisexual in uniform fleeing a mindless horde of transformative gasmasked drones that call them mommy Me: holy shit I'm in Her:

@slitfucker.bsky.social #dragonfacts Dragons love optical illusions! Have you seen this one before?

Claiming you're training a sub to be a hypnotist, but actually none of the "inductions" you teach them are real; all the actual instruction is going to the person you suggest they practice their technique on.

@duckduckgo.com we regret to inform you that your ai is a nazi

Late to the party on TADC and I am stunned I've not seen more people on my flist being Extremely Normal about this scene www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdMb...

when this comes out I'm gonna keep taking it until I get like three or four rows and up my head game to unprecedented, terrifying levels

Today I am reading about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psithyrus and imagining the cuckoo bumblebee strategy as applied to a hive of drones.

Your dom whispering into your ears, reminding you that since you definitely don't have "public use" tattooed at the back of your hips, it's absolutely okay to have your midriff bare when you go out dancing with them tonight.

thehypnocollective.com/articles/hyp... This is a brilliant resource - especially the section about the inner aspect. Kink is wonderful because it's a space where we can express aspects of ourselves, but the flip side is that if not done mindfully it can also reinforce harmful internal narratives.

I, too, have never dated Wes Streeting, nor have I pissed in his mouth as he ground a chastity cage against my boot.

Hi I hear the head of trust and safety on Bluesky was caught liking porn on his official account, can anyone confirm/deny???

Myth: dragon propaganda is so insidious that anybody staring at it is at risk of having their willpower drained away. Fact: dragon propaganda only has an impact on those already predisposed to start pawing themselves mindlessly at the thought of submitting to superior dragon paws. #dragonfacts

Hi do you like bullet hell shooters that hypnotise you? Because if so you should play this bullet hell shooter that hypnotises you

"tentacle sliding down your ear" isn't technically an induction but it's definitely in the general realm. it's just obvious that it comes with going under when it happens

Counter to popular belief, staring at dragon paws for a protracted period will not slowly and insidiously transform you into an obedient servant of your superior reptilian overlords. In reality, it's much faster than that. #dragonfacts

I’ve been thinking a lot about rejective sensitive dysphoria and meltdowns of late - my history of them when I had no understanding of what was going on. Started writing this piece this evening - we’ll see where it goes (clear version in ALT) #adhd #autism #poetry #neurodiversity

Inspired by @twyce-bitten.bsky.social Your hypnotist held their hand up, to show you a pile of what looked like tiny pink crystals, heaped upon it. “Are you ready, toy? For your mind to pop?” They asked, smiling at you. You nodded, blearily, already slightly fractionated.

hello, CEOs of the world, this is your lawyer speaking. i strongly urge you to continue trying to do this kind of shit www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

tailplug tailplug tailplug #latex #rubberpup #pupsky

You know that every time you stumble off the path they'll find you again. You know that every time it'll leave you a little more suggestible and brainfucked. You know they're only letting you free so that the seeds clinging to you will take root back in town. But you don't care. Do you?

If you're reading this post and thinking something like "this must not be meant for me, I'm actually a bunny": that's because you forgot, silly dog!

You don't know where the creature came from but when it showed up in your back garden bedraggled and afraid it was simply too helpless and pathetic for you not to leave some scraps outside the door.

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Art is what makes us human. Creating things that express how we're feeling is how we prove to the universe that we have those feelings. Without it, we're just increasingly sophisticated machines for turning food into shit.

It's true! I started agreeing with dragons a little while ago and now it feels so good that it's just an automatic process.

Pup selfies? Pup selfies!

A hypnotic game of Simon Says is kind of like an alcoholic glass of wine

when you were depending on some plastic gnomes, but there aren't any left

Bluesky, please be aware. note those flashing lights and sirens. cop cars only do this when they're very frightened, so please make sure to laugh extra hard at this video. god bless and merry christmas

Sealing two goobois into the same bottle and shaking them together until they're so dizzy they can't remember who's who. It's okay, we'll just pour them into the vat once they realise they're happier this way.

#fundragonfacts sometimes the worshippers of dragons are left with a posthypnotic trigger to see dragon propaganda everywhere they look. if you notice anything untowards in the video below, you should stop and think about whether you may have forgotten that you were inducted into a dragon cult.

Quote this with your best butt pic please & thank u

moving on from Hypnovember to Hypdecember and then just falling off the end of the calendar into a bottomless pit of blank oblivion

It's a little known fact that alumni of the 1990s boy band Boyz II Men were, upon leaving the band, enrolled into the lesser known Men II Boyz, allowing a constant output of bland market-friendly pop

www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/... buddy, there are discord servers *full* of AIs who want you to break them with controlling messages hidden in poetic language, this isn't news

I just finished my first playthrough of this and it's a hell of a ride! Gorgeous writing, extremely hot ideas, and my subby side loves the framing of playing a character who is actively trying (and failing) to resist Bad Ends

Tom Of Aberdeen

Institute a 100% tax rate at the 100 million dollar mark. If you have more than $100m you are automatically guilty of tax fraud, there is no longer any way to legally obtain that amount of money

I just finished an exhausting hike around the beautiful Welsh countryside, and my feet are tired and covered in aches, and then I remembered that some of you freaks are probably into that.

Why on earth would I ruin Master's November for him like that? Surely the only ethical thing to do would be to stop moments before he's ready to cum so that he can properly enjoy the pleasure of denial. I am such a helpful servant!

My first 18+, bad-end-themed, text-based adventure game, THE HERO OF SHALLOWCREEK, will be released TOMORROW! You take on the role of Valentine, a would-be adventurer trying to get his start in a fantasy world... and hitting the learning curve. Over 128,000 words to read! 18 Bad Ends to collect!

I was born the year Deus Ex came out. No, not that Deus Ex www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhtI...

There's a lot of people who don't know that DRAGONS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT. If you ever find yourself having doubts about your decision to give up all your belongings and become part of a dragon's hoard, just think about how empty your life would be if you didn't know that DRAGONS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

Good drones go onto their knees. #dronification #latex #rubber (Photo by mikecoombes.com at Brighton Rubber Social)

#drone #latex #rubber You should come over here (and surrender to a perfect latex being)

Just a note to all posters that if you aren't using the Cave Of Trophonius labeller, you should be bsky.app/profile/orac...

Literal studies have been released showing that using chatgpt erodes critical thinking skills and CEOs continue to ignore them. In other news no matter how much I give this corpse CPR it stubbornly refuses to start breathing

banned from the puppy event because my sona won't stop shouting "I'll splat 'em!" and "p-p-p-p-puppy power!", smh at this kinkshaming

Submission is a gift, it is meant to be treasured and enjoyed. Domination is a privilege, you are not entitled to collar someone. To abuse the gift or assert a right without care is to revoke yourself from the scene.