The out of office is on and I get to spend the next eleven days doing whatever the fuck I want. Merry fucking Christmas to all!

It's that time of year again... @tcgs.co

That feeling when you can finally afford the games from your wishlist because they're on sale but you know you'll never have the time or energy to play them.

Almost bought Divinity: Original Sin 2 on the Switch 2 but watched a video about how the combat system works and thought to myself 'you're too old and don't have enough time for this kind of game these days'. Just let me wear cool armour and swing a big sword around like in Kingdoms of Amalur.

I don't want this. I don't want an edit button either. I just want my feed to stay where it is when I refresh it instead of jumping straight to the latest post.

"Wealth comes at you from both east and west. One tenner, each pocket."

Offline single-player story mode is much better than any kind of online play.

What the fuck have they done to Fallout Shelter? Fucking season pass rubbish? Get that tae fuck.

Just glanced at this while scrolling and thought it was Dorothy from The Golden Girls.

Fucking state of this.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WILD!!! FIRST TIME WATCHING American college kids react to Frank Sidebottom compilation.

oops it's her again

Metroid Prime 4: Booyah

I'm not as far into the game as Sean is but knowing this is what I've got to look forward to, I immediately said under my breath:

Are The Black Queen hinting that new music will be coming in 2026 because I'm fucking well up for that.

"What's the lore behind your..." Naw. Fuck off with that patter.

I love being able to hide posts on here. You can tidy up your entire feed by simply hiding that one post you don't give a fuck about but everyone else is quoting. Thanos snapping them into oblivion.

Never knew what thundersnow was but now I've heard about it, I can't stop singing it to the tune of Thunder Child from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds.

There's always that one person who sours the fucking mood when people are enjoying themselves. Fuck up and don't be a cunt.

Add a Switch 2 and a BIG bowl of chocolate covered pretzels to this and that's me every weekend.

Saw the hair and the title and thought this was Whitesnake.

Watching the cutscene of Kratos mourning his recently deceased wife but listening to 2 Good Boys at the same time and it's that episode where Guy tells us all what he did with a lime green DS stylus...

HIGHLANDER (1986)

Fucking Kirby Air Riders getting top billing over Hyrule Warriors on the November Nintendo newsletter? Get that tae fuck.

ASMR YouTubers make sure your pets are in another room before you start fucking recording challenge. I just want to hear you read a book aloud to help me sleep and not describe how 'cute' your cat is being every five minutes.

Time travel!

I just found out that it's international crisp sandwich day and I imagine the type of people who celebrate it are the same people who think saying cockwomble is hilarious.

Already looking forward to the "oh my fucking god, how is it still January" posts. Fucking horrendous patter.

I fucking hate the word 'slop' and how overused it is. It's like when games magazines back in the early 90s always used the word 'cack'. Get it tae fuck.

They could have stopped writing this after the first five words.

SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!

For fucks sake...

They didn't know how to use the three seashells.

Watching someone claim to be right about something they clearly got wrong will always be funny. Especially when they get called out about it.

Daft cunt thinks this is on a par with the whole Kendrick vs Drake thing.

"Stop being a fucking cunt"

Football and sports in general. Anime, manga and all that stuff. Most of the big TV shows like The Sopranos, Mad Men and the Wire. Big AAA games and all of the critically acclaimed games.

Very tempted to buy all of the Orange Pixel games on the eShop right now.

Just a wee guy, doing wee guy things.

AVENGERS... ASSEMBLE!

I was working my first job when this single and their first album were released. Played both of them to death on my big chunky Aiwa stereo. Take me back to those easy fucking days.

Spent most of the weekend watching YouTube videos about a guy who lives in a Tokyo micro apartment who goes out to view other micro apartments. At least half of them I've thought to myself 'I could probably make that work for me'.

Andrew WK must be working in retail between albums...

Words to mute for the next few days: Rapture Autism Kimmel Tylenol Paracetamol Kojima

She's precocious and she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush All the boys think she's a spy She's got...

Forty five quid for a fucking poster?! I love Nine Inch Nails but that's just fucking daft.

Looking forward to playing this.

So the Kirby Air Riders amiibo are copying the whole Starlink: Battle for Atlas thing.

You're doing what to the lenses of my new specs?!