Perhaps the most reassuring thing about logging into Bluesky is not having any idea or context on what people are talking about, a sign that I’ve finally touched enough grass to temporarily push back the internet poison and brainrot

go off jack white

TIL and I am grateful for learning

👀Now that ICE/DHS are planning to buy ‘mega’ warehouse detention centers across the US to house human beings you might want to listen to this gentleman’s history lesson that he delivered at a city council meeting in AZ. Congress needs to have hearings on this like yesterday.

There are two wolves inside every Magic player One wants every card to be cheaper so they can buy more cards The other one wants every card to be more expensive so they can justify buying more cards

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

Current mood:

"Babe are you alright you haven't even touched your [unplayed games in your library]"

“The crime rate of CBP agents and officers was higher per capita than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants”

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

I feel this person deeply and also what an actually apocalyptic to be alive

This piece is… scary: www.forbes.com/sites/amirhu...

Spot on. Grindcore manosphere behavior doesn't actually improve productivity or yourself; it's about performative loyalty and chasing a desperate facsimile of community with other men, driven by the loneliness created by these very actions and which adherents ironically decry as feminine and weak.

Hello please pause your scrolling and pet this puppy with me

…you know you’re in trouble when the sound that breaks your focus on your late night project is the sound of morning birdsong

"2026 is going to be my year," I whisper, clicking refresh on fifteen different social media apps to make sure I'm not going to be drafted into the Canada-US-Greenland Critical Minerals War tomorrow

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

What I hear when you say “let’s go camping”

...my dude

…we need more trains in this country

As you already well know by now, it's all lies. Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie. All of it. Every time.

Jesus. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

Answering “are you a morning person or a night owl” with “yes” in 2026

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Please pause your scrolling to pet Burrito with me

It’s “merry protein” not “happy calories”

Impeach every last one of them.

Server: how many? Mom: four Server: are all 4 of your party here? MBF: yes hi I’m just white 😆😆😆💙💙💙

Resisting sending this to friends with many abandoned hobbies bc I know all that will happen is I will be impaled by very nice and never used knitting needles

I found this to be a really clear presentation of some of the political and social dynamics that have brought us to this moment with respect to the United States’s current international positioning

“Who in the United States of America wants a war between the United States and Europe … over GREENLAND??”

Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans. This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota: “Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”

My parents just told me “we’re just very tired of American tv and movies that are all just the same old boring cookie cutter hero’s journey” and I’ve never been more proud of them

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

This war is completely illegitimate: 60% of Americans disapprove of going to war with Venezuela—74% disapprove war without Congressional approval. Only 19% are in favor. The people oppose it. Our representatives didn’t approve it. Trump should be removed for this unconstitutional war.

Excuse me what do you mean we’re four days into the new year already could we hold on for just a ding dang second

I was walking at the Grove in LA and I got shoulder checked by a random girl in a crowded part of the mall and I laughed and jokingly said to my friend who was with me “lol, that was rude amirite,” and she stared at me and said “that was Miranda Cosgrove”

Me watching any cooking TikTok

“I heard of a man”

Just a 60 pound lap dog 💙

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

TIL If I eat half a block of cheddar cheese it's "are you okay bro" but if I cut it into cubes it's "girl dinner"

Merry Christmas please enjoy these pictures of our parents’ golden

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

This has lived rent free in my head for 19 days and I cannot get it out

A crew of 11 year old girls told me I get it and am cool and honestly I’ll be riding that high all week

The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything. It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.

Can I play Clair Obscur Expedition 33 if I haven’t played the first 32 games

Eight months ago vs today. 🤡 @atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com

Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!