You have to feel good for Sam Darnold after going through the New York Jets purgatory. Well deserved!

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J'espère que vous avez sorti vos Bitcoins de votre REER. 😂

Habs completely outplayed, but a few nice timely plays allow them to lead 3-1 after 2 periods. 🥴 Monty is good and/or lucky, the Jets already have 4+ xGoals... #GoHabsGo

That Lane Hutson goal was ridiculous!! 😮 #GoHabsGo

Quand ton jouet préféré se retrouve dans ta boîte préférée. 😍

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

Nouveau t-shirt! 🥴 J'avoue que je n'ai pas lu Fahrenheit 451, il est sur ma liste permanente de trucs à lire... 😁

As everyone expected, Habs get 6 points out of 6 against VGK, COL, and BUF. 😁 Victory was never in doubt. 🫠 #GoHabsGo

That was superb by Dach. 🤩 #GoHabsGo

Habs are lucky this game is only 2-1. Dobes is playing great. Expected goals are 3.5 - 1.3 in favor of Buffalo. 😭 #GoHabsGo

Canadiens and the 2nd period... 😐

Last time they lost 7-2 in Colorado. One more goal for the Habs and we'll call it even. 😁 #GoHabsGo

Je blâme les pads brunes. 😂 #GoHabsGo

Should have been a one-anthem game. 😉 #GoHabsGo

Habs are looking like the better team tonight, but the Knights won't go down easily. They better not sit on that 1-goal lead. Dobes with some really big saves in the 2nd period. 😍 #GoHabsGo

That's what happens when you refuse a goal to Caufield. 😁 #GoHabsGo #karmaisabitch

Game started quietly, but things became more interesting in the last 10 minutes of the period. Weird confusion between Demidov and Carrier led to a VGK goal. Demidov with the best chances for the Habs. 1-0 for the bad guys. #GoHabsGo

Shit’s so bad in Minnesota that he’s gonna have to release the Epstein files to distract from it

It keeps getting uglier and uglier, and it's only gonna get worse. 😟 Strongly advise you don't seek out the video.

Look at the Avalanche. They are literally off the chart. 😂 #GoHabsGo

Je me tanne pas de voir des posts pour ridiculiser la situation. J'imagine qu'il vaut mieux en rire... 🥴

It felt like Hutson had a so-so game, and he gets a 2.72 GameScore. 😂

Not the dreaded 5-on-3... 😱

Penalties are becoming a problem for this team... 🤔 #GoHabsGo

😮 #GoHabsGo

As you can tell from this, the game is tied 3-3. 😮 A few very costly defensive mistakes are sinking the Habs, and Dobes doesn't look super sharp, which had to be expected after sitting out for almost 2 weeks. #GoHabsGo

As everyone predicted, Carrier scores twice in 20 seconds. 😁 #GoHabsGo

Habs all over the poor Canucks, but they needed a PP goal at the end of the period to tie the game 1-1. Glad to see the Canucks undrafted unknown goalie from the AHL is human. 😁 #GoHabsGo

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Playoff chances as of Sunday moneypuck.com/predictions....

2-0, pire avance au hockey. 😁

They have to stop taking penalties, the Red Wings have a really good PP, they're gonna get burned eventually. Two good PK to start... #GoHabsGo

The Habs beat the Florida Panthers 6-2 with a strong effort and great resilience. :) Texier becoming the very definition of found money. 😍 Habs first in the East. 😮 #GoHabsGo

Qui d'autre, du coup!!! 😁

Monty is not the second coming of Dominik Hasek, but he's been very solid since his return, it's nice to see... 😍 #GoHabsGo

Texier en ce moment

Texier is gonna get an assist on his goal! 😁 #GoHabsGo

Panthers were clearly the better team in the 2nd period, but the Habs were able to limit damages with a timely goal. PP to start the 3rd, and hopefully kill the game. #GoHabsGo

Texier !! 😁

Panthers aren't gonna go down easily. Habs better wake up before this gets messy... #GoHabsGo

Habs are among the tough teams to play against... 😁😍

Habs had a bad start at the beginning of the 2nd period, but then took control of the game. Flames showing some signs of life, but the Habs look like the better team tonight! 3-1 Canadiens after 2 periods. #GoHabsGo

Numbers favor the Habs, but it feels like they were even more dominant than what this shows. Need to keep it up, still scoreless after one period! #GoHabsGo

Dustin Wolf had a very good season last year as a rookie, with 12 goals saved above expected. It's more difficult this year, he's already at -4 GSAx in 33 games. No panic necessary, but not exactly what you'd like to see after signing a 7 x 7.5M contract... 🥴 #GoHabsGo

One anthem games are so much better! 😍 #GoHabsGo

This game keeps getting crazier and crazier! 🫠

Very good game, interesting to watch. Habs need their special units to do well if they want to beat the Stars, and the PP finally got one. 3-2 Habs after 2 periods. Gonna be tight in the 3rd. #GoHabsGo