ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, MOM!

Haha. Get rekted

Barnett: “Getting interference from the lead probe now. No artificial structures visible from orbit…” 🚨 “…and there it is. Little bastards.” (looks up) “Sir. We have life signs down there.” *Jorae throws up her hands, abandoning all decorum on the bridge. Sambra stifles a laugh at tactical.*

We were playing a word association game, and I am such a fucking nerd, for the catagory of "Tools", I kept coming up with technobabble tools from Star Trek.

GF: *referencing my book* Annabella: the expert is the owner of the copyright infringement burger joint. I’m screwed. Me: I mean. Luke had to trust an old hermit from the desert. GF: The Apostle? Me: What kind of nerd are you!? #nerd #starwars #writersofbluesky #Writers

my GOD! writing is so hard when you have to figure out the physics of the scene as you are writing it. "How would Angel blood react to your Demoniacal possessed character?" Hell if I know! I didn't know these things would interact until last paragraph! #writers #writersofblusky

Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters What is your character's romantic/sexual orientation? Is this something they are still figuring out for themself? Is it important to them? How does it affect their journey/plot/their life? If at all? #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

Honestly Annabella hasn’t derailed the story. The magical fencing duel? Planned. The emotional arcs? Planned. The fire extinguisher incident… …less planned. #writers

Yup

www.reddit.com/r/Denver/s/r... ALL HAIL BLUCIFER! #Denver #lego I love that my city had a legend about a satanic horse statue

Star Trek: Stavanger S2E21: "First, Do More Harm." A hospital ship in a minefield. A rescue built on hope. And a threat determined to do the most harm. LIVE ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/theauthor13

When your players start citing the Geneva Convention mid-session, you know the campaign is working. Proud GM moment. #Startrekadventures #tttrpgs #dnd #writers

youtu.be/_GIotvR6aEw?... Cool song.

At thr "fuck it. I'm an adult." And I made Chicken Alfredo instead of doom scrolling.

“Impossible is where our work begins.” Signal 12 is live. Oppy’s leaving dock and heading into the frontier. open.substack.com/pub/signalsf... #startrekadventures #writing

If the trolley problem is 1) do nothing and run over a local family, or 2) pull the lever and a CEO has only one yacht this year, I am bitch slapping that lever like it insulted my mother's potato salad and her forehead ridges.

Me to my girlfriend: "How Bi are you?" Girlfriend: Lemon Bars. Point taken.

Sawyer: We are Starfleet. Let's explore something. Jorae: Helm, bring us to Warp 7 and put us on a Survey route to Asan. Cavanaugh: Aye, Commander. Let’s go see some weird weird—(catches himself) … shift. Stellar shift. (dies a little on the inside)

Me, as a GM speaking to my players: "To be clear. Starfleet doesnt want you to provoke a war. I, as the GM, am neutral on the matter" #startrekadventures #StarTrek #dnd #ttrpgs

Player 1: How do we deal with a fanatical religious movement? We can’t just sit them down and go “your god isn’t real” Player 2: Their god was real but he was just a man who cloned himself x amount of times Me, the GM: 🎶 What if God was just a Clone? 🎶 #ttrpgs #startrekadventures

youtu.be/JegJ6cSsUgg?... They have no right to shred this hard. #music #bandmaid

I have discord on my desktop, my phone, my phone linked to my smart watch and computer. In order I get: 🔔 from desktop app 🔔from my phone 🔔on my watch 🔔from my phone link app on desktop At this point it’s less a notification and more of a cascade failure of rhythm #discord #technology

Star Trek: Stavanger S2E20: "Lines of Response" After a shocking attack rattles the frontier, rival powers mobilize and fragile stability begins to fracture. LIVE ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/theauthor13 #startrekadventures #ttrpgs #twitch

Ok, green onions are magic. OMG I'm using them more often. i am having potatoes and eggs with green onions on top as a garnish. #cooking #food

it is JARRING TO go from Spiritbox to Electric Callboy... holy shit. I'm dizzy. we went from Spiritbox: "Ride the Wave" to Electric Callboy "We Got the Moves" #music #Metal

I believe we are having what the Klingons call "An Incident" #StartrekAdventures #StarTrek #ttrpgs (this is d20 roll under system. nat 20s are bad.)

youtube.com/shorts/cB7uJ... best one yet.

youtube.com/shorts/IFoCS... Who filmed me at 2am? #writing

"You are not bad at grammar. Your draft is alive." My drafts are alive. Naked, confused, covered in placenta, and screaming, “WHY DO I HAVE PERSPECTIVE?!” #writing

*The computer chirped again. Failure.* Barnett: Damnit! *He kicked his console* Sawyer: Watch it! We just got this ship. If you’re going to dent her, I expect a heroic story attached. #StarTrek #CaptainsLog #Writing #USSOpportunity

Captain’s Log, Stardate 86205.28 Sol 5123.4 Distance traveled 45.16km+ 129 LYs The Mission continues #StarTrek #Writing #Startrekadventures

open.substack.com/pub/signalsf... #Startrek #StarTrekAdvenures #Writing

The world gets infinitely more colorful when you stop seeing it as “White” and “Non-White.” Color isn’t contamination. It’s contrast. It’s nuance. It’s humanity in high resolution. Not about painting. About expanding the frame. #IDIC #PerspectiveMatters #HumanMosaic

youtube.com/shorts/Xavia... Ok, hear me out.

youtu.be/JT_NgMk9n-4?... new theme for my MC. of course she would. #music #writing #Hanabie

I have an idea. So I have a bad guy in my urban fantasy novel who is charging tarot cards like spell scrolls. But there is nothing that says it HAS to be tarot cards. "Screw this. I SUMMON DARK MAGICIAN!"

I have been giggling over the idea of my 15 year old musician character waking up her 9yo little sister with a Death Whistle. And their mother just having absolutely none of this nonsense. #Writers #writersofbluesky #teenagers #kids

My percussionist MC has a Drumset, Cajon, Glockenspiel, Keyboard, Starter Steel Pan, Bongos, several Tambourines, A Kalimba in her backpack. Castanets, Egg Shakers, Spoons she keeps stealing from her kitchen, a slide Whistle and a Death Whistle. Anything I missed? #writers #music

youtube.com/shorts/I9low... I have an idea!

I hear from a lot of readers trying to track down the harder-to-find #Animorphs books. They're long out of print, but I do want to mention that the entire series, including the Megamorphs and Chronicles books, are available as audiobooks. 💚🦎 Here's the series on @libro.fm:

youtu.be/BiP0FpY88E4?... This song is dangerously hype.

Percussionist: “We have a dynamic range!” Bassist: “From loud to tectonic?” Percussionist: “It’s called impact.” Bassist: “It’s called property damage.” #drummers #music #joke

If there is nothing else you can do to stop the violence in our society, keep listening to the victims, and keep screaming at the accused. That way, more victims will speak up and more accused will be scared to.

Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’s—I mean—it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.

Me, an Atheist, talking to his Christian girlfriend. Me: So are you gnostic or agnostic? GF: I'm Agnostic, I don't know for certain, but I have faith. Me: So you have faith in your heart that God exist? *Queue Faith of the Heart* She booed me! #StarTrek #Faith #Atheism

youtube.com/shorts/kZmiJ... I am a man, and I cry. #neurosocute #cute #AI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzR... i have a headache now. In the best way. #metal #babymetal

*yawns* ok. Its time for bed. Its getting late. Hey whats that bright thing in the east?

another 900 words! 41k words total. And I am done with Act 1. #writers