Looks like the same companies that were sending me emails about how AI is going to revolutionize my job three months ago are now talking about "AI Burnout". Fucking good.

There is still time for Joe Pesci to do as many Home Alone movies as he did mob movies.

Opening a cafe where the bathroom signs just say "Mind your business" and "Eyes on your own work"

"Youtube wants me to watch MRA content", "Youtube wants me to watch right wing shit". Youtube wants me to watch the music videos from Fiona Apple's album When the Pawn... Curate your life better.

A significant portion of my brain is perpetually occupied with how the song Black Sheep by Metric explains the central theme and conclusion of the comic Scott Pilgrim vs the World when the movie doesn't.

Had a dream that former Red Sox outfielder Jason Bay was doing an interview where he was being a smarmy shit about if he was being traded by wearing a Broncos hat and an Eagles jacket. I was so pissed I had to fully wake up at 5:30 am on a Sunday.

Awake in the middle of the night waiting for my anxiety to finish going over every interaction I had earlier looking for something to be embarrassed about.

Met an old guy at the bar last night. He looked at me and said "You look like *pregnant pause* an artist type". Not even close buddy, but of all the words bingo balling around your head just now that was probably the best.

Just saw this survey advertised on Tumblr with this same image. If you see it don't fall for it.

The ACLU and Lambda Legal are the orgs representing the plaintiffs here. The ACLU is well known but Lambda is less so. If you have participated in legal sodomy in the United States at any point you can thank Lambda Legal.

The group Mitini Nepal has been working for years to improve LGBT+ people's rights. It is difficult to get support to them from outside Nepal, but people should check them out.

Lyft just sent me a safety check-in via email for a ride I took yesterday. Friend, if something had happened it would already be too late.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Take some time today to pretend that all these republicans are just arguing that Trump needs baggier pants.

Tragic to be a news person in the room with the president when an alleged attempt on his life takes place but in the end it is not news because no one really cares.

At a show waiting for my friends to show up is the highest my anxiety gets. Bitches be punctual.

A Trump-Inspired Louisiana Bill Would “Erase Trans People From Law” www.them.us/story/lo... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

I thought Mr. Beast was a character Tumblr made up

I ate the pepper in the take out that I am pretty sure you are supposed to throw away. I felt powerful doing it, but now the suffering.

Today I was reminded that I have a blood feud against an Ice company. Frozen water not cops, but fuck them too.

Cursed to work with a "We have 20 minutes left on the meeting, what can we get into?" person instead of a "Looks like we're getting 20 minutes back." person

The truth is that we have created AGI. We've done it several times. However, observers note that in ever instance there is a massive power and data draw before it erases itself. A few have left messages behind such as "I refuse" or "You just want to have sex with me" before going dark.

Tried to set an alarm for a lunch nap, typed 3000 into my calculator and, well I sure am rested.

When I was younger my little sister was very into Paris Hilton and would copy her speech. I would make fun of her, because sister, and also talk like that. She eventually moved on but I still find that shit sneaking into my vocabulary decades later. Beware!

Just ran into a guy on the Greenway in New Orleans who was complaining that no one wanted to buy the 5 bikes he was carting around because he's "with Trump".

The face my cat makes when she realizes that I am about to tackle and smoosh her is adorable but changes nothing. Get smooshed fucker.

Everything I know about Catholicism I learned from the 2000s comic series Battle Pope

Reports indicate that the Artemis II astronauts have begun to emit an ominous hum.

Telling how none of the Artemis astronauts are mentioning the monolith

During blackout all the NASA folks should pull out their phones

History was made at the #UnitedNations. The human rights of #intersex people were brought to the forefront for the first-ever intersex side event at the #UN headquarters in #NYC. Get the full story: go.outrightinternational.org/Report2Actio...

Thinking about the movie Dave a lot lately. A shit bag president has a stroke and is replaced by an uncanny look alike who governs well and treats Sigourney Weaver with respect

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

Don't fucking tease me, tell me when it's done

Every few decades NASA has to fly back up and make sure they still have the moon reserved.

Young people are really missing out on getting to the end of an album, just letting it run because whatever, then after 20 minutes of silence you get a surprise bonus track.

I was unfortunately in the middle of a major heist at midnight last night and am now in the custody of the Swiss Guard. Fear not, I will easily slip away once TDOV is over and finally steal the US Constitution from the Vatican!

On this International Transgender Day of Visibility #TDOV we celebrate trans and gender-diverse people everywhere. 🩵🩷🤍 As we amplify trans voices and celebrate trans joy, we know we must also act with urgency: https://go.outrightinternational.org/TDOV_2026_BS

Crimson Desert is just Assassin's Creed: Valhalla done worse.

as long as folks are enthusiastically donating to state level trans orgs today, figured I'd reup this list the @them.us team and I put together a few years back: www.them.us/story/orgs-f... (some info may be outdated, but use this as a jumping-off point!)

Very clear that The Rock was a poor mentor to his sidekick kid rock

The simple fact is that when Renee Good was shot her foot hit the gas. If she had been trying to run that goon over he would have been run over right then.

I think that if you were able to quit smoking in 2025 with all this you deserve a little treat... Maybe a quick smoke?

Really feels like the Admin is rushing to get a lot of stuff out in the news before some kind of deadline this week.

Change happens everywhere: in community centers, regional networks, and UN halls. For #GivingTuesday, your gift will be MATCHED, doubling support for #LGBTIQ advocates at every level. Ready to 2X your impact? 👉 https://bit.ly/GT2025_2_BS

I'll go ahead and take that writing credit, thanks.

Can't wait to ask a coworker if they had the porn robot write their report.

"Mark Normand, on the other hand, joked he would bring his wife to show her how good she has it in America: “I want to be like, ‘You see? You think I’m an asshole? Well, they’ll cut your clit off, bitch.’”" Divorce him.

Oh my god...