devops pickup lines "I'll give you the OpenAPI to my heart" "Let me kubectl apply some love to you" "I just provisioned a volume for your phone number in my contacts list"

There's nothing more wholesome than two women loving each other

Won the Parkage Vitrolles OTS Championship! (27 players, 5-0) It's not that much but I'm really proud of myself Decklist and thoughts below 👇

My special interest is women

Bottom surgery surgeon be like:

World Championship 2025 Prize Cards 🥇Light Leading The Valiant (LIGHT Fairy Main Deck match winner) 🥈The Lady's Protector (LIGHT Beast-Warrior Main Deck match winner) Revealed at the Carnavalet Museum #WCS2025 #yugioh

People who thinks it's "cool and based" to have prisons at almost 200% capacity need to be put in said prisons. A functioning society is a society where everyone is treated with basic human dignity no matter what.

I define myself as a Wesbian because I only take Ws

"Ready to roll?" "...Ready when you are!" Spectrum Obligato is out now! FREE to download! With 100+ pages showcasing all kinds of experiences, and LOTS of merchandise- We hope you’re ready for a one of a kind celebration! ⬇️ The link to read the zine is below! #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #splatoonzine

Unemployed people need to watch out, because AI is soon gonna take their jobs

This map/mode is so unplayable lmfao

Walkable cities more WOKABLE cities am I right

"gullible is written on the ceiling". No seriously. Y'all really falling for the lowest effort bait effort? Don't engage. Don't block. Just move on.

Great decision ofc but I gotta say every time I see a video of the UK parliament wtf is happening? Why are there four people standing there? Why are they all yelling AYYEEEE?? Why is she repeating "the eyes have it"???

There is no weapon that has both Ink Storm and a bomb. Huh.

The mechanic will save Splatoon

little shit #doodle because i am extremely excited for PEAK #SplatoonRaiders #splatoonart

The engineer is already my favorite agent I love her so much

Won locals with tenpai striker, with some fiendsmith sprinkled on top (newest addition). I've really enjoyed this extra engine, even if only for the 2 sends. #yugioh #tcg

its only natural for girls to like girls

If you're not aware, absolutely absurd shit happening at TCGPlayer. After workers voted to unionize, management went 600 (!) days of no-communication, announced they're closing up shop out of NOWHERE, then hired security guards to follow workers around and beat on 'em. Unreal.

She's taking a bath

Made it across the world to France! 世界を横断してフランスへ到着! Thanks @shrkasagi.bsky.social

Nice $1,000 Switch 2 you have here, trump voters

YAYYY TRANS PEOPLE! #splatoon

Might save a life.

#LambDynamicLights v4 Massive update for 1.21.4! Have this trailer with some of the new highlights like better performances, guardian laser dynamic lighting, and awesome rich new APIs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xew0... lambdaurora.dev/blog/2024/12... #mcdev

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he just went to give me the clams how nice

Huh. Seems that Alex Jones took out the website joeroganexposed.com (which has now part of the sale to the Onion pending approval of the bankruptcy court). I wonder why that was and what Jones would like to "expose" about Joe Rogan.... s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

great coding sir! #mcdev

proved by science

I will be in touch with my friends to set up a secure way to help as many queer people as possible to move to France ASAP. We're in this together, don't forget you're not alone ❤️

autistic girls don't understand infodumping is the hottest thing they can do

#LambDynamicLights v3.2.0 for #Minecraft 1.21.2 and v3.1.0 for #Minecraft 1.21.1 have been released! Those updates contain crazy performance improvements thanks to my wonderful partner @akarys.bsky.social ! Out now on Modrinth and CurseForge! #mcdev More info below 👇

massive copium for Splatoon MMO

Let’s kick off this whole bluesky thing with a giveaway 🎉 Acht/Deadf1sh custom amiibo Rules: - understand that shipping is NOT included. Shipping will be handled through my Etsy - share this post on here - leave a comment saying “F Twitter” so I know you read this Small rant below 👇

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