United Methodists are celebrating 70 years of recognizing women's ordination rights this year. Just throwing that out there.

No, Papa John's app. I, and I cannot express this strongly enough, do not want your AI assistant to decide what to put on my pizza. What are we even doing here?

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

Every single day is another thing that should be the biggest scandal in US history.

In my almost 20 years of ministry, I have not once had to preface anything I've done with "This isn't a golden calf."

If you've been asking how can people still support him, this is it. He is the culmination of a six decade-long plan to re-disenfranchize black folks. And (for now), he's delivered it.

In honor of #Maythe4th, my annual updated ranking of canonical Star Wars movies and TV. YJA is for young kids, so I'll let it be. Non-canonical works such as Visions and The Holiday Special aren't ranked. Low ranking doesn't necessarily mean bad, just not as good compared to other #StarWars

I don't know man. Thoughts and prayers, I guess.

Sic Semper Tyrannis #virginia

Hey, remind me what was the highest cause of troop casualties before vaccines?

"The Pope doesn't know the Bible" - this administration "As Jesus said, 'life is like a box of chocolates'" - also this administration, probably

Women choose the bear because millions of bears have never logged into a website to teach them to maul women more effectively.

He's shutting down an orphanage because he's mad at the Pope. That's straight up movie villain stuff. www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/trump-admi...

I'm United Methodist, so I have theological differences with the Pope. But, the Pope knows Catholic theology better than I do. He definitely knows Catholic theology better than Mike Johnson and JD Vance.

I obviously agree with Pope Leo on peace, poverty, & immigration. But just a reminder that the bishops (or similar leadership) of mainline denomination, including my own #UMC, have been saying pretty much the same things AND they ordain women and LGBTQ+ folks.

You cannot invoke God's blessings on your politics then tell clergy not to comment on those politics.

There are a lot of progressive pastors reluctantly dusting off the Revelation commentaries this morning.

You gotta hand it to the guy. I really thought we had figured out every way to blaspheme possible. But in a late-night crash out on the Pope, he just casually drops a whole new kind of blasphemy. It's pretty impressive. I really thought we'd tapped out the heresy mine, and he finds a whole new vein.

Let me be very clear: the United States is running a series of concentration camps.

War crimes are bad, actually.

A lot of Americans, including our leadership, showed up to church today to worship Mars falsely claiming to be Jesus.

Come on children raise your head Wipe the sleep out of my eyes Get your hallelujahs out Death is gone, it’s time to rise.

After I finished speaking at the #nokings rally today, a young guy came up asking me some questions, and on further reflection I realize he was a Nick Shirley wannabe, so I'm looking forward to an heavily-edited video of myself making the rounds with the worst tradboys on the Internet.

Okay, I'll bite. What's soccer?

Just to be clear: the United States government should stop bombing children overseas or protecting child abusers at home, and that shouldn't be a controversial take.

Just stating the obvious here, but we have to build a government that doesn't starve and bomb the planet for kicks.

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

“if you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking

Laissez bon temps rouler!

So, can we prosecute child traffickers now?

The Attorney General just said we shouldn't be worried about bringing child traffickers to justice because the stock market is up. They truly cannot understand caring about anything other than wealth.

I watched the new Muppet Show, and I was so mad about the Swedish Chef not speaking English, I immediately switched to listening to the more family-friendly Kid Rock rap about meth.

Takeaway from all the AI commercials: "We can find you and we can kill you. We've sunk a lot of money into this, so please start using us or the 2000 dot com bubble will look like lost pocket change in comparison."

Bad Bunny's music isn't for me. But, man, I wish it was. That was a fun show.

The sitting president of the United States posted this last night. My 5-year old would be suspended from Kindergarten for this.

Do you know why I don't take award shows seriously? Because Jelly Roll beat out Tyler Childers for Best Country Album. I realize art is subjective, but in this case, no it's not.

Hey, what's the form of government called where they arrest journalists who are critical of the regime?

White supremacy and democracy cannot coexist.