Off in my limousine to Hollywood we're filming a scene for my spin off Theodore movie where I'm the star my life is freakin sweet

Bingle on my dingle some could say

A Digital Theodore? They invented it

Boing? On My Doing? Not in this lifetime pal!

Boing, Doing, and other silly words are useful when you’re trying comedy

It’s the time of night when I post

I’m making myself laugh Heehee

My posts are fine

Booboo baba beebo, ok?

It’s about time they invent a Digital Theodore

Today is my birthday 😊

My titties hang

2022 me was on the Evan Williams and caffeine pills diet

Horny and depression, this feels like 2022

Just trying to get through the weekend 🙏 work has been incredibly slow, I start orientation for my second job on Monday. Anything helps

Back on this damn site

Pics of my

I need to be told I am. A hot 🥵

Trying to raise some funds to help me get through the weekend/pay some vet bills. Anything at all is incredibly appreciated!

I promise I won’t post about large rearends again. I’m sorry.

Do you like big butts Be Honest

The twisted tale of how I learned that coffee hurt my belly

Considering new formats for posts like the imaginary email

Basically I gained enough weight that I might not be a twink anymore

Haven’t posted in a month what’s up everyone

Ohhh noooonmy abs are shredded and my chest is huge oh No

I sneezed four times in a row, and yeah it was too many.

Why do we have sneeze attacks?

My ass!!! It’s so big

Cream corn

These epic divas decided that at 5 am, it was time to Work bitch

I finally gained enough weight to have the presence of two butt cheeks

My currently huge ass/butt cheeks are a part of this discussion.

My currently huge naturals are not part of this discussion

Peaing my pance

The fact that Tony from West Side Story is Ben Horne in Twin Peaks - for some reason this screws with me

I love my boyfriend does that make me gay?

It’s officially okay to be in love. They just announced it

Teletubbies Criterion box set

Yeah, we all want to hear more about how big your butt is Hugh Jasse

My skin is clear and my butt is reaching new levels of big

I got the Italian Butt Lift

I’m so down bad for my bf, is this normal

Funny thing about me is I’m an idiot and you can definitely tell

This is the only place where a guy like Hugh Jasse can say this: I’m in love!

Dealing with vet bills, under employment and mental health struggles etc 😘 😭 please bump! Thank you ❤️❤️

I started dating an Italian guy that might have something to do with my caked up state

I have a fat ass now after eating pasta just about every day