There is no universe in which I would like to know how much money I spent at an establishment or business over the year please stop sending wrapped/year in review emails

This lady is sticking so far out you can’t get past without squeaking by

Th only thing that gives me hope this piece of shit white supremacist will be less successful in holding power is that he doesn’t have the same carney energy as trump so the cult followers will hopefully bail on him

My neighbors ordered grocery delivery but didn’t shovel their steps and the guy fell….come on guys if you’re gonna order delivery at least help them out (they are neither elderly nor disabled just jerks)

One of my constellation of dog nieces is spoiled rotten every time I watch her - she’s not the brightest bulb on the tree but she is the most enthusiastic

They totally threw Bill Clinton under the bus with photos of him being inappropriate with teenagers in the files. I'm a big fan of him being thrown under the bus I just think we all know there's a whole more folks who can fit under that bus.

I went to the Muni to pick up some stuff and they were like that we don’t need to see your ID. We know you. So now I feel like I need to cut back a little 😂😂

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

Managed to actually start the dishwasher today

We love the anonymous neighbor who made this sign! We don't have a single religious affiliation, but whatever inspires you to mutual aid, we're glad you're here. It was a nice surprise to go to the QR code and discover someone spreading the word about US! ❤️

I went to the gym and did arm day and then shoveled the plow pack and roof slop around my garbage cans - pretty sure by tomorrow I will not have arms

Snowballs…classic

Got a call from a recruiter today who told me one of the reasons they called is that I clearly wrote my resume and cover letter myself with out AI/ChatGPT bullshit and could answer questions about what I wrote. People notice, don’t do it!

Good morning! So far we’ve raised $118. Only $82 remaining to meet the goal. Thanks all! ❤️

As the weather and federal policies grow harsher, social service helpers often use their personal knowledge of street life to help those out in the cold. Written by Shubhanjana Das.

Drop off at any of the locations listed at our website, which you can also check for donation guidelines! ❤️ supplydepotmpls.com

This was such a cute story based in Minnesota! Only 240 pages so nice brisk read with no 3rd act breakup. Very grumpy sunshine meet cute

Tracked this down for one last stocking build and I think my work here is done

If you’re having a bad time, getting your brows done will make you feel at least a little better it turns out

ADHD short story: loaded the dishwasher, cleaned all hand wash dishes, wiped the counters down, put soap in the dishwasher, woke up to learn I did not hit start on the dishwasher 😭😭😭😭

I did GA+ last year all 3 day and by the time Green Day came on I was so tired and overstimulated I found a place to sit and told my friends to text me when they wanted to leave

I put my car in the garage before the snow so I think I will take the bus to pick up my library books and I can’t lie I’m pretty excited about it

The Department of Justice (DOJ) will potentially treat opponents of President Donald Trump’s policies as “domestic terrorists,” according to a leaked memo from Attorney General Pam Bondi to all U.S. law enforcement agencies. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Ran the dishwasher not completely perfectly Tetris full as a treat to tomorrow me

This creater puts "reading levels" into perspective in a really helpful way, so sharing it here.

These signs were not the most effective but I still love to see them up every time I drive by

Went to @duckduckcoffee.bsky.social today for the first time and the vibes were so dope

Everything is awful so I made myself fancy breakfast to cope - French toast with spiced pears

The city of Monticello is in the final stages of preparing an EAW AUAR for data center and it’s just the first of many 😡

Fundraiser happening RIGHT NOW at MIWRC, go get some fry bread tacos and/or art and support your community!

ICE has been conducting many raids in Shakopee and we must organize to help protect our friends and neighbors.

I finally replaced my car key fob batteries. Took 30 seconds but I put it off approximately forever

A friend and I are writing a novel together about a meet cute on the 21 bus, but he’s a St. Paul guy so adding the 6 into a story will be on me to handle

I just sneezed inside my mask which is always a deeply unpleasant situation 🤢

I’m so sick I’m drinking tea and I think my friends are secretly planning my funeral because if I’m not drinking coffee….i probably gave up on being alive

Heads up Whittier and environs, a friend saw ICE lurking on her street (E 27th) a few min ago and I’ve heard from several other people they’ve been spotted in the swath between northern kingfield and MIA approximately

I heard a report they were at Hola Arepa and a friend also saw them out their apartment window on 27th near 35w 😡

Ran into someone at a party that I went to high school with and had a huge crush on. Turns out it was reciprocated but it was the aughts and we were too scared to do anything

Going back to the gym has been great except for all the extra laundry

A little late on the leaf motif but whatever - caramel apple pie with a butter crust

I have a tent that is complete but has seen better days. Does anyone know if those are being accepted anywhere? Happy to just post it on Facebook marketplace with a strong description of the condition too

Look I want to be inclusive but if you don’t know how to use the SSK at the post office when there is a line is not the time to try and learn

Bought a heat shield for my patio and also a propane heater so now it’s all over for you bitches we are having winter bonfires

These threats aren’t abstract. They are real. They’ve hurt the people I love. We all need to stand against this.

Got some cute nails to start off the holiday season on top of not going to work all next week 😍

my library's policy. Librarians like to say that book bans interfere with parents' direction of their children's reading. But also, by letting minors be patrons, librarians do not collude with parents' control over their children's reading. The freedom to read is radically democratic. 📚

I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes

I’m howling.