A thing I love about being autistic is people send me all kinds of things designed based on vibes and I send them back feedback based on math and then they tell me I’m mean to them

Also if I get vaporized in the nuclear war I will sure be glad I didn’t waste my last days on earth doing that

I’m not paying my taxes until the 15th out of spite

Realistically what would you have us do instead?

Beautiful day to work from porch

Where was this guy when we were trying to solve the bridge pooper mystery?

The grocery store was out of small bags of m&ms so my brother will have a very happy Easter

Picked up some groceries for a friend who isn’t feeling well and got to see @snyde043.bsky.social in the wild as a reward for my good deeds

I saw project Hail Mary and I am here to report that Ryan Gosling’s glasses are indeed slutty

PSA cub has some pretty solid sales right now if you need to pick anything up

I’m rolling - I applied for another job today and while I feel that it’s not super likely I will get the job I took that step and you never know

Lunds staff are for sure sick of my shit today 😂 (that’s 6 buckets of groceries to pick up)

I cannot wait for the performative mayor contest next weekend - just watching people roast Jacob Frey while hanging out in a park is my dream form of entertainment

If big crowds aren’t for you it’s ok to go to a local protest! We need those smaller ones in less expected places almost more than the big rallies that give good optics; the smaller ones show neighbors that your neighbors still care and how widespread support is even though it can feel the opposite

Bought yard Yahtzee and spike ball so it’s all over for you hoes

Interviewed a candidate today who clearly used AI and they very clearly will not be getting the job

Honestly, there’s no excuse for drinking and driving. There are many other ways to get home

All the no kings protests in St. Paul are a logistical cluster fuck compared to Minneapolis

Hell yeah

I get that it can be embarrassing to acknowledge that something you love is problematic, but we gotta get over that because even more embarrassing is digging in and continuing to defend it even though you’re not 12 anymore and you know it’s problematic

Millennials whining about nostalgia…they’re just books and the author uses her money to hurt actual living people. I’m sure plenty of people have loved problematic books over time; it’s just the nature of the beast. We gotta give them up and move on. No more giving her money/declaring your house etc

It gets worse mileage, and in order to grow corn you need to put a ton of oil into it, as well as the manufacturing of ethanol which takes a ton of water and other resources + transport so remind me again how this is solving any singular problem at all ???

Apologies to your TBR, but I've recommended 7 contemporary gothic novels by African American authors at @electricliterature.com, including stellar works by @tananarivedue.bsky.social and @victorlavalle.bsky.social. Link in comments! @erewhonbooks.bsky.social @kensingtonbooks.bsky.social #BookSky

Yeah man rental assistance is helpful but it takes time for people to receive it if you’re gonna make them jump through hoops hence why extending the time frame would in fact also help

Per queer protocol one melted emotional support coffee

The fire department are all sitting outside sunning themselves like turtles

CMON

If you’re into sci fi, android/human relationships, Star Trek kind of stuff and supporting queer people you should check it out!

I have a nail appt today then it feels like the perfect time to take the book my friend wrote and perch at the bar for an hour and read - turns out all I had was SADD I’m not actually a pile of shit shaped like a person

On July 30, apparently the Madison mallards are hosting an Edmund Fitzgerald themed night just in case any of the men of the Midwest are interested in this news item

There are tax implications to giving and receiving money directly through mutual aid networks, as thousands of Minnesotans have done in recent months in response to Operation Metro Surge.

The requested timeline cleanse: macchi, Gus, Willow, Rosie

My buddy is threatening to bring a pack of buzzballs to a bonfire this weekend and I can’t tell if he’s trying to fall in the fire or catch a felony

Honestly 82nd seems high for this cesspool of a place

Made some lemon lavender cookies for belated st urho day and they turned out cute

Today’s lunds trip brought to you by the color yellow

Gotta use up a can of pumpkin before the great kitchen spruce up so I made pumpkin chai cookies

Baby Bovino is retiring - great work, fam!

Stop talking about cutting taxes for the middle class. The middle class pays an appropriate amount in taxes. Cutting middle class taxes is nothing more than tossing us a bone to avoid dealing with the real issue: the wealthy paying inappropriately low taxes. Tax the rich and stop pandering.

Current* conditions near Duluth, MN:

Even if it doesn’t snow a zillion inches I’m not mad because I used this snow day as a fake deadline to cross some lingering items off my to do list and am making croissants for breakfast

This display at the Minneapolis Central Library is so good. "Who's mentioned in the Epstein Files? Find them here."

Happy daffodils at the grocery store season to all who celebrate

I went to the library to pick up some books on hold and the new bookshelf had some good looking reads so I picked this one up to read tomorrow

The bartenders know my name at Jaro’s

It's day 101 of the ICE occupation of MN. ICE is still here. Today there were multiple abductions just outside Minneapolis, and a persistent ICE presence in downtown. (They were so illegally parked that tow trucks showed up - please enjoy these videos)

My upstairs neighbors cannot be bothered to clean up the shaded spots on the sidewalk and they turned to ice - I kept getting told I shovel too early and they don’t get a chance but that’s bullshit they just don’t do it and my landlord is too scared of confrontation

I wish I was surprised by what a piece of shit Frey continues to be but alas

Part one of the bookshelf project complete!

Cannot tell you how fun the gym was this morning 😭😭