Pray for me I’m gonna try something new

Someone just drove past my house and yelled out their car window hell yeah fuck the mayor when he saw my signs 😂😂

Agreed to something at work today I should have reconsidered and this is why I should learn not to be nice 😭😭

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

I was explaining Twitter After Dark and how it was like tinder for the very online and the youths near me did not grasp it - lesson learned I am an Old now

Either is fine with me whatever the brain/mouth feel that works best (words have textures too)

Really wish Roseville lunds had a self checkout …2/3 patrons ahead of me wrote CHECKS

Seems a lot of Vikings fans appreciate the Northstar.

I’ve lost all my food hyper fixations and this is very bad

We are no longer in a state of direct and emergent needs, if you want to donate anything we normally use we can accept it at Arbeiter Brewing, b. Resale, Boneshaker Books, Duck Duck Coffee, and Modist Brewing!

Sign made by mplsforthemany.com

I tore my entire house apart today and I might have ADHD’d too close to the sun

Really need the @twincitiespride.bsky.social store to reopen so I can pick up a fresh you belong flag 😩

A gathering in Richfield brought people from across the state to celebrate elders and their contributions to Native communities and Minnesota.

@makwacoffee.bsky.social is hosting a trans artist market today (9/20) from 2-6 pm! www.instagram.com/p/DOyu4qvjML...

This is an insane time to be a person who has ever paid attention in a history class or read a book - especially feel for my neurodivergent siblings whose pattern recognition spidey senses are 5 alarm bells right now

"This isn't the America I know" Black People:

here we go! a detailed accounting of mayor frey’s failures, with non-paywalled links as evidence. please share with all the minneapolis residents in your life. bit.ly/FailureFrey

Yessssssss Real Housewives of SLC is back this will cure my cold

Just got home from my walk in time to not get rained on

Have we considered letting whoever writes the Hamoudi Sabri press releases start writing attack lines for mayoral challengers?

A+ joke 😂

My friend adopted a 15 year old cat whose elderly owner died and everyone is like omg how could they give up such a sweet old cat? He’s still workshopping an answer that doesn’t make him sound like a dick

didn’t skip a beat. 😂

Turns out this is a common problem

This camp is being violently evicted right now in the wake of a devastating shooting. People are mourning community members and simultaneously having their homes bulldozed. If you have t shirts, drinks, aspirin, new underwear, or cigarettes please bring to 1100 E Lake between 3-7 for distro!

I’m trying to come up with some better systems for administratively keeping track of my stuff and I’m hoping the good people at Dogwood will help me out today and consolidate these because the ADHD struggle is real 😂

I didn’t know Bullwinkles got condemned but I’ll be honest that probably was needed

Does not seem good that there’s a bunch of police cars on the Broadway bridge

More of my bullshit

I woke up still drunk from a wedding yesterday and managed to play kickball without throwing up on the field

I’ve decided to be very brave and schedule my nose piercing appt - my mom will have a stroke

Tried a matcha latte and unpopular opinion I did not like it 😬😬

Does anyone need “slightly too big for curbside disposal” kindling in south Minneapolis? I can deliver this (I’d want to bring the buckets back though)

Dewayne Davis’s campaign dropped off a yard sign + a bonus because I live on the corner. Time to fight off all those Frey signs I keep seeing

Still on my bullshit

Textbook it will never happen to me FAFO

It’s not mystical karma, it’s a direct cause and effect of non existent gun laws and hateful rhetoric worshipping pieces of metal designed for max killing efficiency. He fed into that machine and created the conditions for this to happen

Caved and bought an ADHD chair and I love it for my standing desk when I need to change it up

Got my COVID booster, Walgreens didn’t even really ask questions they had me check a box and didn’t follow up they just got out an alcohol wipe and stabbed me so if you want one, sign up and get boosted!

How far do the dollars of a 50-year-old beer brewer go?

The caramel is all soaked in now and I still got it

Back on my bullshit

My landlord: what do you mean you want an outlet replaced because you can’t use it for anything?? The outlet in question:

To all those attending the US Open, you know what to do. Boo loudly, record footage, and share it EVERYWHERE.

Somehow my companion has never heard the phrase “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than speak to _____ “ but his life will never be the same

Got some cute clothes queued up but I miss the sun being up longer because I’m a lizard

RTO week 1: people forgot how to use indoor voices