My pansies are thriving so at least someone is doing well around here

Related they should not have lawns and if you absolutely must they should barely be maintained and behind the cabin stop poisoning the lake you’re supposed to be enjoying. No rip rap either you gotta accept the terms and conditions of the lake/flowing water

If your cabin has air conditioning it’s a second house not a cabin and you should just stay home thank you for coming to my TED talk

My theory is Frey has his own secrets and he got rid of the chief to cover his ass and distract. I am absolutely an OG Frey hater but homie has definitely some some shady stuff so it’s not just my visceral dislike I swear

I figured it was time to mow the grass because people over memorial weekend left super kind notes on my door offering to help mow if I was sick or injured 😂😂

Can’t believe I got to look at this for 6 days

My back is acting iffy but I don’t have time for that so I took a fistful of ibuprofen and kept packing

Overheard on the train: “metro transit should reverse discriminate against the normies and only hire autistic people maybe the train would be on time” (it was one of those train will arrive in 2 min but for 5+ min situations)

These people should pay attention to what the uptown association did to uptown when considering their allegiance to uptown association lady. It can happen to them too.

I have never once left CC club in a state where I should drive home…come on man

Real story of Uptown isn't that the retail gods are punishing us for not worshiping our small business heroes. We just need to wait for commercial landlords to crash & burn on their loans so that whoever owns these buildings next has financing flexibility to charge viable rents.

Waffle, fruit, coffee + tip

I know everyone is on the uptown is dead rampage but it seems to me like it’s been broadly a hard time for businesses with inflation, fb pandemic, all the fuckery with geopolitics and consolidation of supply chains, there’s plenty of open storefronts in NE too

If you ever want to be a hero, be the person bringing more toilet paper to the porta potty on a busy Sunday in the park

I got a couple concerned messages - he was just a druncle who had a little too good of a time at the baseball game. Easily sidestepped

Got propositioned on the bus so I guess summer has officially started

Bluebird day on the party deck to catch up on some reading before I head out to teach my buddy how to canoe

ADHD success I bought and wrapped a gift for my friend to bring to their birthday dinner tonight all on the same day!!!

What’s annoying is that I know the information they told me is wrong you don’t need a title for a canoe

I was very excited that Golden Valley has a DMV and I am dog sitting, but they literally could not help me with any of the three things I needed so

St. Cloud environs continues to be undefeated in producing assholes who want to make MN worse. I get the bill isn’t ideal but the abuses of power and fuckery here do your job and bring things forward for a vote

Art a whirl goal: buy as much art as possible bullying the mayor. Get wrecked Jacob

I haven’t done any yard work this spring but my backyard is a sea of colors!

Auntie no read book only Rosie

No give only show

It’s soooooo hard to be Rosie when her toys are piled on the poof to vacuum she can’t lay on it and chew on her bone (she definitely could move her toys she just prefers to be waited on)

The bee got finished today too!

In this house we love a SpongeBob tattoo

Sprang for the fancy pansies and they are *thriving*

The lawsuit said former director Trahern Pollard used $6 million of that to pay for luxury cars, trips, child support and his own private businesses.

I need it to warm up, my personal philosophy is suns out tits out but it’s too cold

Hell yeah the blog era was the tits

I went on a date with someone once and politely let them know I didn’t feel a connection and declined a second date. EIGHT years later that person just demanded an explanation in the grocery store….fam that’s where we just pretend we don’t know each other or say hello at most

A data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

Looks like we found the folks receiving paychecks the Feds keep talking about

Perfect day to make walleye wild rice soup

Fashion resale sites really are a godsend for me with ADHD (want novelty) but also autism (wear certain pieces until they fall apart) because I can get new stuff, sell things I’m bored of, and also replace pieces I wore out but aren’t in stores any more

The most straight man thing I do every year is fishing opener in my crocs - boat is packed, crocs are packed, many layers packed, time to abduct some fish

Some days you just gotta armor up, big auntie earrings, no nonsense vibes

This morning, a resident was stopped and kidnapped by ICE near 28th and Oakland Ave South. Yesterday, a resident was kidnapped by ICE near Lake and Stevens Ave South. There is also increased activity at the Whipple building this morning compared to the last couple of weeks. 1/

I picked up all the sticks in my yard including the dead shrub and my neighbors across the street are utterly fascinated to see the changes after 3 years of my yard work after 15 years of that not happening every morning they wave and say my yard looks good like if I don’t hear that I will stop 😂

Felt like complete garbage yesterday so I took a nap after work, had baked potato pizza for dinner, and went to bed. Woke up today feeling like a new person so I guess I’m a doctor now

Well, I guess with all that private land they have plenty of room for their septic systems to be replaced

Perks of being a regular in a grocery store: they will see you and bring out your favorite salad and also remind you to pick up your coffee order if you start to walk out the not coffee door - a life changing neurodivergent hack for me

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Gus makes a good nail color backdrop

This is an amazing car decoration for the retiree

Missed the mark on this baking project

I’m trying to fill in some knowledge gaps right now with my reading and this historian just discussed that sure a guy was brought up twice on charges of heresy but mostly he brought his problems on himself by being insufferable because even people who later were canonized as saints had limits

Stayed out recklessly late considering my alarm will go off at 5 AM for the gym, but it felt good to do something fun and enjoy being out in this beautiful city in the spring time