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i am not a violent person but it’s been 9 hours since 9-1-1’s latest episode aired and i have wanted to break my phone at least once an hour for all of those 9 hours i fucking hate it here

Aisha Hind's directorial debut on #911onABC is not only fun but FUNNY. I found myself laughing out loud at several parts of the episode and Oliver Stark, in particular, is so goofy – it's so endearing. Lesley Ann Warren as Bobby's mom is really...something. I'll tell you that.

Only reason i come on this app every 3 weeks is to get validation from @singingregret.bsky.social then i leave again

Someone DM’d me on Twitter asking for writing advice and said that my writing is the reason they wanted to start doing tv coverage on their account what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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luigi mangione on the traitors season 4 as a faithful

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Trying to find low calorie drinks that don’t suck the joy out of life and this isn’t so bad!!

I have to backfile last year’s taxes in order to fill out the FAFSA for grad school but tbh unless i get accepted i am not doing alladat

We’re gonna blow up

film still #42 Woe’s Hollow album cover #severance

film still #44 John and Britt rehearsing. #severance

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My mans got no nuts

Many moons ago @singingregret.bsky.social said i should make my own French fries instead of using the precut frozen ones…well, he’s getting his wish soon. #watchthisspace

Over did the workout and now i can’t fully extend my right arm FNSKFJDJDJDJBDJS

The most beautiful boy in the world

“Did you not watch Little Women? Why are you putting them in the middle of a pond?” LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭 i love @singingregret.bsky.social

Dylan Efron: Me: #TheTraitorsUS

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

Growing my own vegetables

listen, i’ll make a lot of changes diet wise on this weight loss journey, but im not switching to turkey bacon or center cut bacon

Speaking of Library cards lemme tell ya’ll what’s on Kanopy. Depending on your library (including universities) it comes free with your card. Here’s what’s on Kanopy✨ Lost Highway Eraserhead Dial M For Murder Possession (1981) Point Break Talk To Me The Third Man Nosferatu ‘22 & ‘79 Memento

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

We've created a tracker that covers all executive orders affecting LGBTQ folks along with federal and state legislation. We're at 334 anti-LGBTQ bills. docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Credit @alli.gay @erininthemorning.com @evanurquhart.bsky.social @miralazine.bsky.social @lizsaila.bsky.social

i am master chef

Just burned my scalp while straightening part of my hair :/

My January wrap up is gonna be so boring bc in my no spending era I’ve been home 95% of the month outside of going into the city for work ijbol

This dude gotta be Latino like a whole pig??

How can you sanction a country you can't even spell.

Feeling very unliked :D

two more months of budgeting before i can truly confirm if i can afford to go back to my vocal coach at least twice a month 🥹

Still so wild to me that Evangeline Lilly’s baby daddy is Lisa Edelstein’s ex like. that man had a # type

Me skipping forward bc y’all talk about lost for a bit and i am currently watching it LMAO

Our first episode of this season on Cracking Open the Melon Bar: A Severance Brainrot Podcast is up on Spotify! Have a listen, I am proud of it. Naturally spoilers for s2e01 abound. open.spotify.com/episode/0viP...

Grad school app submitted with app fee waived please clap

Lots of reporting suggested that, this time around, Trump and his lawyers would avoid the sloppy legal work that plagued his first administration so they’d fare better in the courts. I see no evidence of that in this round of executive orders. This is poor, slipshod work obviously assisted by AI.

Oh Ben Stiller…the man that you are….

Finished my grad school app essays

Found my missing Colbert wristband 🥹

Planning my 30th birthday 5.5 months in advance because everyone is awful so might as well have something to look forward to

When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot

I 💙 reading

Reupping our #severance review for the night crowd. Really proud of the work that @singingregret.bsky.social and I have put into our coverage for the season so far. You all should bully him into doing weekly recaps :)

plugging our podcast again....follow us at the links below! we aim to provide thoughtful analysis on each episode of the upcoming season. @singingregret.bsky.social and I are gonna cook with our takes, I promise

@felipetmedina.bsky.social i didnt realize you’d left the bird app until i went to tweet something at you, but i got an ARC of your book and it’s nearly 4am and i just cackled in the dark at rule #3 in the game rules