I hate how so many stupid Canadian policies are just rebadged American ones. It's insane to think we should be using the US as a model for anything. Is the US #1 in any category we actually care about? Let's pick better role models please

It's insane that I just spent jeans money on sweatpants

Work potluck today. Also known as "see how much food I can fit in my body" day

“If adopted, these changes would mark one of the most significant intersection-safety reforms in Vancouver in years…The City’s own data indicate that conflicts involving right-turns are among the most common types of pedestrian collisions — many occurring when pedestrians cross with a walk signal.”

Put another way, we’ve been convinced that cars represent “freedom” in places where we’ve built car dependency. That dependency took away our freedom, and the car industry convinced us that we could ONLY get it back if we paid whatever increasing costs of car ownership they demand. Some “freedom.”

Biking in winter is less safe than biking in the summer, but mostly because tons of drivers don't clear all the snow off their windows...

It's funny to me in a not so funny way that in this, the time point in history with the brightest vehicle headlights in the history of the planet, we're still asking pedestrians to dress like construction workers to walk a few blocks after dinner

I hope everyone else enjoys December 6-7 weekend. I'm probably going to have to murder my children... (kidding)

Wait till they find out how dangerous cars are www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

There should be a special election where people vote for who they want to read/report on the Epstein files

Kid comes home with his marked math test. "How'd you do buddy?" "Dad I got a four minus!" Uhhh what? Turns out that's roughly 80% School is so weird now

I've always loved the movie Cool Runnings. Congratulations to the Jamaican bobsled team!

There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?

Two people accidentally left their cameras on in the webinar I'm in, and I've never been more attentive to a presentation in my life. This is hilarious

This is the freaking funniest thing I've seen/heard in ages youtube.com/watch?v=lR2p...

It's crazy that companies are forced to speed-limit e-bikes at 32kph when the lowest speed limit is 40kph, but you can buy a car that goes 250kph when the max speed limit is 110 kph

Why do I have like 3-4 posts in my feed giving me tips on how to grow dill. There are literally zero posts in my feed about growing anything else. Did I miss something in the news?

Idaho stop everywhere theconversation.com/cyclists-may...

Politics shouldn't be "exciting". There shouldn't be wild policy swings from one year (month?) to the next. It should be a random assortment of losers in some building basement somewhere drafting legislation, not the freaking WWE

First snowfall of the year. Kids were pretty pumped. Hopefully it melts by tomorrow

I’d like to save the Ford Government of Ontario $9 million dollars of the public’s money. No, a 60km tunnel under highway 401 isn’t feasible. In fact, it’s colossally stupid. It’s possible that it’s all a distraction from the failure to properly invest in public transit. You’re welcome.

Lol this is really funny

When cars first started showing up in cities, people must have been all like "oh that's cute" in a condescending way or "wow that person must think they're pretty important in there" and I hope one day we get back to that

Fucking Dodgers

Record for longest grudge held www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general...

I'm going to get a chainsaw and start it up whenever I hear a coworker chewing. Or I'll just continue blasting metal through my headset. Work related internet usage? Yes, this is work related. It's keeping my coworkers alive

If you're sick or injured and need a blood transfusion - where do you think that blood comes from? Start donating regularly so you're always in the black

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Man, Rage Against the Machine would be pissed right now

Last night I played a game with my boys - after sharing some cookies from the bake sale at work. I asked them what percentage of all the different types of cookies they think they'd like.

This is tha mayor that shut off the cameras giving drivers speeding tickets in school zones. I think I understand: protect property but not our children. Idiot toronto.citynews.ca/2025/10/14/v...

So my kids made me buy these nets for their stuffed creatures and all I can think of are the "Gore bags" from Fallout 3

Not sure how your day is going, but somebody left a coffee for me on the urinal at work. Beat that suckas

In November 2013 I bought a party sub from Subway for our engagement party and was SO DISAPPOINTED that I've been boycotting Subway ever since. 12 years. 12 years. I take 100% of the credit for their terrible run since then

It's crazy that we're driving around in vehicles powered by what is essentially a little campfire where we shove in combustible liquid and there are people defending this technology as if it's the best we can do

I want Trump to live long enough for the Epstein files to be released, so we can watch him crash

Good riddance to Russia's domestic refining capability. Fingers crossed Ukraine can get closer to 100% united24media.com/latest-news/...

Played Fortnite with my kids over the weekend after grinding Rocket League for a minute. Guess what we were rolling around in? I bet there are only a handful of people rocking these at the moment

It's amazing how close to death you feel when having heartburn. TGFT (thank God for Tums)

no one who doesn’t ride in traffic regularly understands the barrage of hate cyclists get. like being honked and screamed at (as i just was) for waiting to make a left when the light turned green. +

Two big firsts today. No other American president has ever named a political opponent to be prosecuted—much less had an AG follow through with an indictment. No FBI Director has ever released evidence from a live crime scene. The Epstein files must be SO BAD.

Car dependency is an extreme ideology that destroys cities. The moderate position is prioritizing pedestrians,bikes and transit over cars.

Are there any other words that start with a 'ch' where it's a 'sh' sound. The kids started with Charlotte (a name, doesn't count), and I added champagne, which is French and shouldn't count either. Chamois?

Yesterday I went to the bouldering gym and brought my son, and we had a blast. And I recently found out there's an all ages Ultimate league near me over the winter, and the two of us might join. Grateful that even in my 40s I can throw down

In America they sell Teslas on the White House lawn. In Ontario, we sell ice cream bars www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

I hate Rocket League, but this season's free car if a FREAKING ASTRO VAN! And usable in Fortnite! Sooooo I'll be playing a bunch of RL between now and December

Happy 3²/4²/5² day

Am I getting punked? I feel like I'm getting punked www.leravi.org/why-people-a...