This emote is way too fucking funny

It is everyone's sworn duty to poop on company time

I don't think I ever ask favours off people because I'd rather just do things myself like the control freak I am

The black eyes peas were SO good in their day it was such an era

Water is wet

There is something joyous about star snowsuit Maggie Simpson

I want to ferment things but I just know I will end up in the botulism statistics if I do

I love Cyrus in Gossip Girl so much, he is the best out of everyone

JUDGEMENT KNIGHTS OF THUNDEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

If you don't like Grimes I completely understand trust me, however pls stop saying she was married to Elon Musk when they were never married 😭 people are trying to say they're divorced now THEY WERE NEVER MARRIED???

The argument that there's no point in bringing back Irish as it's a "dead language" is a fast track to stupid lane Shall we just bin every part of history that you don't find important because you don't see value in it? There's genuinely no good reason to let Irish die idc how you were raised.

Vanessa in Gossip Girl Season 4

Factory reset my brain PLEASE

Americans why are you obsessed with using canned condensed soup as an ingredient 😭😭 Gives me the heebies

Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends. they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹" 🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song

I get that making friends is hard, I hate being mean to people or setting boundaries cus ofc I don't want anyone to feel lonely But at the same time these people actually don't care, they want something out of me, not me

If we aren't close AT ALL and you decide to message me just to moan about your life I will not be replying in a timely manner, in fact I will probably ignore it Bestie we are all having a hard time, I didn't agree to shoulder your burdens when we aren't even friends? I'm not your therapist!!

THESE TOP DRAG PATH EDITS NEED TO STOP I CANNOT HANDLE THE EMOTIONAL TOLL EUGENE PLEASE

Would U

I must say I do love Blair's character development in Gossip Girl, it took a while but she's growing up a bit thank god

Serena from Gossip Girl is such a waste of a character, perpetuating the stereotype of women leading men on 🙄 of course people get confused when it comes to love but I'm on season 4 and she's not exactly changed much

Top tip Do not eat a California roll unless you are okay with California roll flavour burps for the rest of the day

Anyways my posts have been unpleasant so please take my offering of hot choclety milk

So today in therapy I learned that every strong emotion I feel including sadness shouldn't be releasing adrenaline in my body Another gift from my delightful ex to me! Wow thanks! Thanks for making me believe showing any emotion is unsafe!!!

Hey Alexa, how do I get back to feeling like a person, and not an alien in a skin suit?

I know she's my cat but when she chooses to sit on me I melt 😭 I hope she knows I love the bones off her

Honestly no clue how I kept up with the amount of people I used to, I only have a small amount of folk who contact me and I still can't get to them on time 😬

One of my most humbling moments was drawing a sniper baby inspired by Sonny Angels and everyone thought I was a massive weirdo I just wanted to draw a sonny angel who had a sniper :( people just thought I was weird cus the baby's bum was out like a Sonny Angel Truly makes me feel embarrassed now

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

I want to go home

Irn Bru is literally tutti frutti flavour and you cannot convince me it's a big mystery. It tastes like juicy fruit chewing gum, mystery solved

How do I turn on the I am a human switch in brain I'm sick of feeling like a sim abandoned by the PC player

I know ppl are only being nice when they send me reels and tiktoks etc but Jesus Christ I can't keep up

I am so excited to go tf home today

I'm in vagina pain please vagina gods make my life easier

I only ever get deja vu when I pass or visit a location I've had a weird dream about I will get a tiny hint of what the weird dream was, be left feeling severely sick to my stomach Then I forget all details of the dream and have to wait for the sick feeling to leave Surely it's not just me

the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth

Feeling like these warped and weird knock off CSM pillows today x

My patience for people wears thin

The desire to buy many things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nintendo updating animal crossing after 4 to 5 years all for the sake of the switch 2 is filling me with rage No, I won't be buying a switch 2. Not even for some stupid update!! Not even for tamagotchi plaza. Nintendo you ruined my first special interest by making the villagers robots!!!

My parents poor dog has been subject to my YouTube algorithm of Dan and Phil viewings and now 6 hours of vtuber drama

Rewatching the umbrella academy to feel something 😔 Not ready for season 2 Klaus but hey, was anyone?

I have lost my ability to converse with people Nd I feel like an alien

Nd this is why I don't wear a normal bra. MILKMAID ENERGY.