Josh is not your friend.

I was watching a baseball game tonight and the announcer mentioned a river. 750 words later, I found that I'd written an impromptu eulogy for our Rivers of America. I'll never forgive them for not even giving proper warning to say goodbye, but there's catharsis in saying goodbye with words.

Yesterday I saw Book of Mormon on Broadway with seven friends. The show is absolutely hilarious, but I laughed hardest when a character mentioned his love of EPCOT Center and I felt every single friend's head turn and look at me. They know me. 🌐

meetup with @thewickedwench.bsky.social at an awesome tiki bar in vegas called Stray Pirate! been waiting to try this place out and it didn’t disappoint!

I found my 2015 Walt Disney World addition rankings.

Dear Manager, This week I have: 1) Reached out and touched tomorrow 2) Took the future in my hands 3) Saw a new horizon 4) Discovered new frontiers 5) Moved on (ever on)

I don't think I'll ever get over losing the Rivers of America to greed. This corporation is now charging a family of four $800 for park entry, $1,600 for special snowflake expedited entry, and $50 for VIP parking that's still a mile and a lagoon away — all before the park even opens.

I could tell you all the things that are wrong with EPCOT. And there are many. But I was made for sunny days and starry nights in World Showcase and I'll never, ever deny that.

Remember the shareholder meeting where someone asked Bob Iger if he dissolves in acetone?

Haven't fully settled on a spot yet, but I love these EPCOT bookmarks with stands for my ever-growing Reflections of Earth shrine by @designpavilion.bsky.social.

"I think up to now we have all been thinking of the barriers between the Americas: distance and different languages and different backgrounds. And now, rather suddenly, we see that these things don't matter..." [CONT]

Disney attraction mission statements have become a game of Telephone from one generation to the next. The first builds a ride to demonstrate an idyllic world of peace.

Just watched a WDW commercial on Instagram from the year I turned 14 and immediately started singing along to the song in my head. And for the millionth time in my life, I'm thankful I was not one of those teenagers who got "too cool" for Disney. Or cool at all.

I am once again pleading with Disney to look at the old Hollywood streets in their portfolio *that already have trolley tracks*, and give the Red Car Trolley a new home where it will be cherished and adored as a means of transport to the Hollywood Tower Hotel.

Well, this is interesting. I did go to Disney Springs last night, but I didn't buy anything or speak to anyone. I didn't know they triggered surveys based on geolocation.

My favorite part of Luminous is when the fireworks barges come out and we get a Millennium Celebration concert complete with Oh Meyla Weylas while the bridge between Africa and China is up.

Tearing out the boardwalk along the Rivers of America is an unspeakable, nauseating crime.

I went to EPCOT tonight for the first time in six months (I know). While we were waiting for Living with the Land, the Field of Dreams soundtrack came on and I found myself thinking about a Moonlight Graham speech.

I will forever believe that going with Max and Goofy on an epic trip driven by the rhythm and the beat of the heart to the Powerline concert is the best Rock 'n RollerCoaster story. If you don't see I 2 I with me that's ok, but you can't convince me otherwise. All they need is half a chance.

The best marketing for a 2025 WDW trip right now is Farewell Tour. Last chance to see: -Rivers of America -Liberty Belle -Tom Sawyer's Island -MuppetVision 3D -Rock 'n RollerCoaster -PizzeRizzo -Mama Melrose -Dinosaur -Restaurantasaurus -TriceraTop Spin -The Boneyard -Joe Biden's speech

Statler and Waldorf are bolted to the seats and unable to exit the theater, sorry Wazowski.

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I started manually deleting tweets because I know there are things I want to keep. Here's some first ballot inductees into my Twitter Hall of Fame: these very real survey questions I've received from Disney Parks™.

And then... A mystery story

All the birds sing words and the flowers croon when you do the macarena in the tiki room! ...that popped into my head tonight randomly and now you all need to experience it too. You're going to regret following me.