some days are good. some days you discover you have a papercut by getting hot sauce on your finger

Black Warrior Brewing Broad Street Brown and Crimson Ale

presented without context: "ADVERBS!!" *jazz hands*

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Dragon Con

Around here, we celebrate Quatro de Julio, as we figure noting would make MAGAts more angry than having Mexican on the 4th of July. Below is our preferred cocktail of choice, with OJ, mezcal, and muddled Aji lemon peppers

Tommy Tuberville needs to get hit by a fucking truck

was given a copy of Daggerheart for my birthday. now i might have to actually run a game.

Who did this? 😂

How was your day? Mine was “look for a new job.”

Sone days are just a very careful balancing act of saying “STFU and go away” while maintaining professionalism

I think Emily Armstrong did an excellent job succeeding Chester Bennington

Boy the stupid count is high today

Most pleasing

Never had a celebratory glass of scotch been more deserved. It’s been a rough week but triumph tonight

OK, can we agree that if you put ranch on a burger, you lose your right to vote?

A very special “fuck you” to drivers who putt-putt along to make me get caught by a redlight, then blatantly run it themselves so they don’t have to stop

i could not, if i tried, come up with a better picture to sum up how pathetic this administration is

well, i can think of one way i hope history repeats itself....

having COVID flashbacks at work as I am in a Teams call filled with people who have no idea how to use technology..... be reallllly awkward if they were talking about electrical equipment breakdown..... oh wait....

Harrison Ford put more effort into acting in that Jeep commercial than he ever did in Star Wars

Feb 6th and I'm having to turn on the AC. But climate change totally isn't real *eye roll*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

some america first beers spotted in denmark:

Literally happening as we speak

Return of the Jedi is a really good movie.

They say everyone has skeletons in their closet…

A toast for the New Year: here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking! If you cheat, may you cheat Death, if you steal, may you steal someone’s heart, if you fight, may you fight with honor, and if you drink, may you drink with me!

Japanese inspired deviled eggs! Marinated ramen eggs. Yolks blended with Japanese mustard, chili oil, chili crisp, soy sauce, and a little mayo. Topped with wasabi sauce and drizzled with homemade eel sauce. Toasted black and white sesame seeds. 🥰 PSA: Be careful with Japanese mustard powder!

i admit that my mood is sour since i am dealing with a smashed up ribcage, but now that xmas is over, my agents are clearly unconcerned about being on the naughty list. fighting me tooth and nail over the dumbest shit.

The most frustrating thing about xmas being on wed is it is a crapshoot what days diff businesses take off