Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

trying to watch 28 years later but i cant understand what theyre saying and my mom doesnt natively speak english so she doesnt either

not getting hytale not because im loyal to minecraft but im dumb and stupid and broke

love it #minecraft #lego wish there were more of these mini sets i like them better

brand new headphones my ass i have to re-pair my headphones every time i turn them on so i can actually hear anything at all and then if i dont do it fast enough this happens

its so miserable to think i cant have regular conversations with my grandfather. wish he never started watching youtube. "everything is offensive nowadays" "they're putting litterboxes in schools" "people are identifying as crayons" you dont want to talk about what movies youre interested in anymore

happy holidays :)

having awful handwriting comes back to bite me. i can't really read my notes sometimes...

Here’s my contribution to the FE2 x Forsaken collaboration! It’s an honour to be the thumbnail artist for the LMS OST🫶💖 #fe2fanart

why on earth does star trek completely refuse to expand on the andoria. hello? theyre one of the founding members of the federation same goes with the tellarites, they have significantly less information why do we know more about orions than half of the 4 founding nations

despise windows. use search bar to open up "krita" an app ive had installed in my computer and had at the moment directs me to the fucking search result and opens edge instead to show me it not even my default browser yeah sure

I forgot #fe2fanart #fe2

its been a full year since i bought a tamagotchi connection and ive been apprehensive about opening it LOL still in the package and everything

im sorry mario #sewh

why did i want to become a scientist. i hate doing math. im studying for finals and i crave the comfort of a video game and the sweet release of death

i have to have facebook installed because my volunteering manager is like, old or something and it pisses me off how much notificiations come from nowhere. the thing is that i thought i already disabled them!

just realized i can totally just use the elevator to go up to the 5th floor instead of taking the stairs and destroying my knees further

t-t-take this mop and shove it boy, cause its the only way you'll be employed!

it makes a little mad when people stand in front of the empty seats not even sitting on the bus but cleraly not going to move because i got joint issues (but not constant pain) and id appreciate being able to rest a little

buying gifts with someone in mind is always a nice feeling.

its hip to 'scape floods! #fe2 i was playing roblox when this event came out but i didnt know it was happening LOL

it kinda makes me sad that strip mining in minecraft is obsolete. because i havent changed my ways of mining in years and i do not like getting beaten up in giant dark deeplslate caves im useless and less effective

a bunch of joke creepypasta flood escape things are going around on twitter and its really funny. so i pitched in too and i felt obligated to write an awful creepypasta accompanying the image #fe2

how does ringo look healthier than any family member of mine over the age of 60

i live in such a boring place. you want to hangout? ok so the only viable spots are the GROCERY STORE., mcdonalds (not bad! just pray its not full/dirty) you want to go to the park? the tiny soccer field where a million dogs poop? somewhere else? no we gotta drive for that

i ate wild berry skittles while editing this #fe2

just wanted to let you guys know i will be more active on here once again if twitter gets more awful. for now its just cross-posting.

whos idea was it to start drinking the map liquids #fe2 (original image on the right)

One of the worst things you can to anyone with autism is completely demolish their joy by making fun of them for openly liking something you dislike or making them feel bad for expressing themselves in their own way

TOMODACHI LIFE! TOMODACHI LIFE! TOMODACHI IFE AHHHHH

Kuchipatchi sorbet 🍒✨ #tamagotchi

some older generations make the weirdest ass posts for no reason its like they have no self awareness 😭 do you guys remember when all of that gen x going to war against gen z shit??? id die from embarrassment if my parents posted shit like that NO ONE GAF THAT YOU DRANK FROM THE GARDEN HOSE!!!

stop recording yourself being mean to young people with brightly dyed hair and different pronouns for views

Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

genuinely what the hell are these people on about? why are they getting so many likes?? wdym least problematic and someone on par with hitler?? i can't think of someone "people" (clearly enough to be a significant amount) are defending with their lives? are these people stupid?

i love bluesky but i swear there are too many people on here who don't have any humor or haven't heard of a joke since fire was invented i need to find the sillies... the weewas.... the insane meme shitposters...

I think disco elysium is the perfect capital L leftist video game experience because they got immediately dogwalked by capitalists (not even smart ones) and then splintered into smaller circles that are fighting with each other instead of making their games

it still baffles me how a person is capable of making that noise as an autonomous in response to mario

i love vinesauce that man is like what jerma is to lesbians for me

shout out to neil cicierega you somehow assembled white teenagers with spirit phone later in 2020 or something

The official 2003 site for Popsicle Minis ice cream used the Super Mario 64 intro sound, awkwardly cut off to make Mario say "It's-a m-" As this was not a Nintendo collaboration, this sound was likely used without permission.

none of you remember spiders georg

i wanna get into dead by daylight but im afraid of getting called a slur or something

me 1 day in new friend group: erm...uhm. UHMMMMMMM does anyone want to hear about my interests 1 month: i have decided to put you all in eternal torture where you can never win. i will dangle hope in front of you, but like tantalus to a fruit, you will never have it. good luck and may you never die

mass following people to make my feed tailored towards my preferences. if you are seeing this im not a bot :3

i think my grandfather deems me too woke to have normal conversations with anymore and kinda saddens me. any time i bring up a topic, he'll respond to it kind of and then manage to connect it something "kids these days" do and explain how thats woke and anything i say in reply no matter what

When Uni was a kitten 子猫時代のうに

surely if mr vinny vinesauce plays hello kitty island adventure more than once its very enjoyable right? i might get it...

Will you be my valentine?