I understand the decision to give more time to a manager who won us two trophies in two seasons, even when league form was atrocious. But hindsight proves they needed to be more cut throat and get Ten Hag gone in the summer.

Getting stick from the away end all game then pops up to score a last minute winner. From an offside position. Superb 🤌🏼

The Rashford situation is well sad. There must be so many details we aren’t aware of but you hear whispers about what’s going on with him. The club haven’t treated him well but can’t help but think he was in a position to take control and turn things around. Proper disappointing that he didn’t.

Aston Villa?! He’s had an absolute mare here. He’s being advised terribly.

Collyer not just stopping the ball crossing the line but lifting it with his clearance so it didn’t just go straight to a Fulham player to knock in. Well played 👏🏼

Charlotte deserves to win this. I thought she was a right wet lettuce to begin with but she’s played a superb game since she became a traitor 👏🏼

The atmosphere should make tonight more fun than the last game, at least. Wonder if this team can find new ways to disappoint us this evening or whether they’ll decide to show up.

My wife has made me responsible for selling all the clothes our baby grows out of/never wore on Vinted. Ngl, there’s a real fucking buzz about getting that notification telling you something has sold for a good price 😂 Can’t believe this is my life now.

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It would be absolutely bonkers to sell Garnacho now. It’s not just about his potential, of which he has loads, but what he’s already done on the pitch. He’s only 20. He can learn to do what he needs to do to fit in Amorim’s team.

Always rated him 👀

Andy Madley having an absolute mare today.

United can be proud of this performance. Winning with 11 men, concede due to a deflection, save a ridiculously awarded penalty. Big performances against City, Liverpool and Arsenal under Amorim.

Liverpool incredibly lucky to get a point there. Gifted a penalty and then the match winning chances fell to Maguire. Lots for United to be happy about there. The point is fine but the performance was good.

Amorim said things were going to get worse before they got better. And this isn’t a criticism of him at all. But if Wolves, who are shite, can start winning games straight away, why can’t we? Are the players really *that* bad? Or are they that disinterested in doing well for the team?

So, what am I changing my bio to in May to differentiate us from them? 😭

The last of the kourabiedes 😭 🇨🇾

What are the best Christmas films available on Sky Cinema/Netflix/Prime? New or old. My favourite Christmas film is Scrooged, fyi.

Surely Rashford must have an agreement with another club because it’s so daft to suggest his time at United is over otherwise. Who else will come close to matching his salary? And how can he be sure that this club will pay United’s asking price?

I love Marcus. You don’t need to reply and tell me why you don’t. Top lad. Top red.

Morning reds!

Haaland had one attempt on goal in 90 minutes. It was blocked. He completed 6 passes from an attempted 12. On derby day he either destroys us or is totally anonymous. Today, like the cup final, you wouldn’t know he was on the pitch.

No one on the pitch completed more passes than Martinez today. He did so with a 98% passing completion too. And it was his inch perfect ball that assisted Amad’s winner 🇦🇷

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Mortifying for Kyle Walker that. Shithouse.

Mount has been an utterly disastrous signing. We didn’t need him, we massively overpaid considering he only had one year left, and he can’t stay fit to save his life. Horrific.

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Wtf is wrong with Onana? Braindead 🙃

Dan Ashworth thought Gareth Southgate should be our manager. How can anyone disagree that this is clearly a sackable offence?! 😂

What would the team do if one of the players didn’t want to support the anti-racist gesture of taking a knee before games? Would they all refuse to take a knee so not to publicly expose the racist amongst them? 🧐

Luke Shaw lost sympathy with me when he went to the Euros after missing half the season for us, again. Understand players wanting to represent their country but when you’ve spent a decade as one of the club’s top earners while missing huge chunks of every season, you shouldn’t take the piss.

Genuinely asking, why do you think Grealish escapes the usual scrutiny that comes with really expensive players not doing very well? He’s in his fourth season at City, cost £100m, but has a total of 11 PL goals. His last PL goal was a year ago. That’s mad. But rarely seen him described as a flop 🧐

A potentially distressing #MUFC story... Years of mismanagement, SJR plugging cash gap, fans paying the price #StopExploitingLoyalty W/o Jim’s $100mn by year end they’d be short on cash So need to pull every lever but continued poor on pitch performance means they can't use sponsorships like before

No way do we have a better goal difference than City 😂

Amad looked great, again. Baffling that Ten Hag overlooked him for so much of this season. Celebrated Zirkzee’s first as if he scored himself. Love to see players giving a shit.

Really chuffed for Zirkzee. Not a huge fan of his but he took his chances, which is more than what can be said for so many of our players in the earlier stages of the season.

No need to get too excited. Everton looked bang on to be relegated not too long ago. But much better from us. Players look much more confident. Actually putting chances away today. So much more enjoyable. Or boring? Forgot what it’s like not shitting yourself waiting for the whistle when ahead 😂

Stretford End making our feelings known at 4-0 up. “Just like the Glazers, Jim Ratcliffe’s a cunt”, “66 quid, you’re taking the piss” and “you know what you are, you greedy bastards, you know what you are.”

That’s a pretty empty away end 😬

Brilliant play from Mazraoui in the lead up. He’s looking like an excellent buy. And fair play to Hojlund. That’s a top class finish. There’s so much potential there.

Im far from Onanas biggest fan but the silence from the media/pundits about that save sunday is weird. At the time i thought it was hit right at his chest but he lifts his arm up in a split second at point blank range. Its one of the best saves I've ever seen youtube.com/shorts/HARwQ...

Yes Kai lad 😂

🎶 City are shit, and that’s a fact 🎶

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Guardiola will stay even if City get relegated? He’s changed his tune 🧐

It’s a ‘class war’ for a Labour government to make rich people pay some tax. It was never a ‘class war’ when the Tory government forced poor people to use food banks.

When are we signing this lad then eh?

What else is good on Paramount+? Yellowstone (and the others), Landman and..?

It’s going to be mad when City get found guilty in a few months and have all their corrupt titles taken off them. Imagine how fuming Guardiola will be. Almost a decade of his career wasted, all those trophies scrubbed off, what a nightmare for him. Poor guy.

It doesn’t matter how many times we get our hopes up, only to be let down, by a new managerial appointment. I’m absolutely buzzing again 😂