my face when reading this:

yeah i’m leaving this shitty website soon dm me for my discord if you wanna stay in touch

guy who eats at ikea every day:

i am going to cum

they have to replace jake browning, this is embarrassing

if i called up a plumbing company and they sent a dude who looked like mario id know i was in good hands because that man has clogged some fucking toilets in his time

is it fascism to wipe my sons asshole at the tender age of 37?

crabril lavigne: “he was scallop boy / i said ‘watch me gallup boy’”

is david njoku the hottest player in the nfl? 🤔

sky sports just robbed us of getting to watch Fernando…

van gogh? it fucking better if we wanna solve this mystery in time, gang.

memphis playing fog horns over their loudspeakers AS the play is happening has to be against the rules, right?

college football announcers will say shit like “lewis hits bussy in their own backfield” with a straight face

You expect unhoused people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like your mom's bed where I might get ratioed for being myself.

help i cant get out of bed 😫

Poly folks can and do enjoy pooping and they’re still poly because pooping is inherently neurotypical

she let me hit because i say “yippee” when i make the strap cum

my nickname at work is “the porcelain punisher”

my brain is not made for this society

my real doll got lice /:

what’s a catgirls favorite soda? meow-ntain dew

mom can you pick me up? the menswear guy is talking about gimps

she’s cooking with gas here tbh

If a planned economy that eliminates poverty homelessness class and unemployment and illiteracy involves “coercive hierarchy” I don’t actually care

the loml that left us years ago

he truly is the joe rogan of the left (stupid as shit and incapable of looking anything up himself)

pretty good oatmeal this morning mommy i give it 5 choccy milks out of 5

orgasms are maybe the biggest myth the government has sold us

some boob before i’m awake

if you gave me like 30-40 minutes i think i could convince rfk jr that cancer is actually the secret to immortality because of how quickly the cells grow

getting raptured while giving my sinner husband the worst blowjob of his life and leaving behind my dentures clamped to his dick

looks like that false start was meaningless (:

adonai mitchell getting left in la

bro this ad just said that people without cpap’s have no hoes

after seeing this betmgm commercial i now believe that gambling advertisements are the mark of the beast

cruising at the walmart during their autism hours

UTEP’s running back playing with a massive club on one of his hands explains why they’re 1-3 and also why college football is so great to watch

that georgia player recreating the die lit dive into a pile of players a couple seconds after the whistle was funny as hell

@jonbois.bsky.social watching football

if you're still using the term "tankie" derisively and unironically while literal nazis rule the country, i need you to understand that consciously or not you have chosen sides and i need you to change your mind like immediately

the subsequent drive ends with a 51 yard doink btw

i’ve seen too much of NMSU’s hc’s stomach this game and please dude stop scratching your balls

BABY!

thought this shit said “baby furs” and almost lost it

is this allowed in today’s political climate ?