@bikesky.social what camera are you riding with?

I was split up from a friend group and I texted 1 of them individually. The group "Why did you only text them" Me "I chose the person most likely to actually look at their phone" Group "Oh yeah you made the right choice" 🤣🤣

This was a 3rd space for me a teenager. I met so many people from all over the city. These types of spaces and communities are long gone in late stage capitalism

I swear every year as soon as Virgo season hits I am like I'm getting it it's my birthday 🎂 🤣🤣 and yes this lasts the entire month of September.

omg @theonion.com

People lose me after asking what my credit is like because sweetie credit scores are a colonial construct to oppress communities wtf you mean you still use that to measure how you are dating someone?

Something about me is that I look like I'm not paying attention but I've already completed the homework and am at LEAST 3 steps ahead of you.

First Brown #bikebus of the season is in the books. Nothing like starting the day with some kpop. Shout out to our amazing volunteers that made it happen. Sign up to help us out on future rides here: www.brownbikebus.com/volunteer

Every time someone uses hun in a dm I automatically think

Maybe I'm just a studious foo but it's kind of a red flag when you are older than me and can't put together a complete sentence in writing. 😬🧦

The different ways that the employees at the movie theater layer my 1/2 butter 1/2 kettle should be a case study. Because while they are all technically getting the job done there is one guy that understands the assignment! I'm talking multiple small layers so every bite is perfect.

You know why certain group/people should not be given the benefit of the doubt? Because when given the opportunity to do the right thing they will in fact choose whatever is best for them and only them. 🖕🏾

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Young Coworker: Your outfit is giving 90s emo Me being from the 1900s:

It's 2025 why are you commenting about anything on another person unless it's with absolute love and admiration 🙄

My recycling is still out there from last week. What are we even paying for? 🙄

My gut is never wrong. I usually don't know the reason I am doing something until after the fact. So sorry but I don't have a warning system that pops up with a written notification 🤣

Tomorrow is looking a little like sweater weather 😍

People always talk about losing restaurants but we never discuss how much they start to cut corners and raise their prices to get there. One of my long time favorites is so empty rn. Their food quality has dropped so much that I rarely eat here anymore and I only get the basics 😬

Actively teaching your children to not respect an establishment or the people that work there is peak individualism of the United States. I hate it here 🙄 🖕🏾

Allowing people to love me has always been the biggest challenge of my adult life. But as I am nearing 40 next month I feel like it's finally feeling a little easier 🥹

1,2,3 eyes on me but it's trying to organize a bunch of drunk adults.

When you put something in your calendar to force a boundary and someone else who is a master at respecting boundaries is like "but the calendar😟" when you offer to help with something that day. 😭😭🥰 and that my friends is why I offered!! Respect goes such a long way ♡

Me to humans 😠 Me to their pets:

Bike maintenance is so much cheaper than car maintenance. 🥰🚲

Dear Xcel, There wouldn't be a surge in energy if you didn't force everyone to have everything off, and then have to turn on every fan in the house to not get heat exhaustion. Sincerely your system is stupid. P.S. science

I swear I am 1 minor inconvenience away from just getting a roll off dumpster 🤣

Menstruating humans should get an exception for the bullshit rush hour from Xcel because

If you know better and still choose the option that only makes things easier for you then you are the problem. I said what I said

They are also wearing a polo shirt with their collar flipped up. 🤣

There is a teenager in line in front of me wearing jncos

Tony back again to remind you to use COOP Rideshare for your transportation needs! Why use COOP Rideshare right now? $5 off your first ride with code FIRSTCOOP $7 off your trip to the DIA with code DIARIDE #rideshare #denvercolorado #driverowned 🔗 https://coopride.app.link/

Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you: Our funding depends on usage. So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.

Hell is having to reset your Microsoft passwords and log in on multiple devices. 😐

Bland AF I can see why you have an issue with the community I've built. 🤣

Dear people who host/vend at events, If I have to go through multiple steps to find the address of the event I'm 100% not going.

Dislikes/allergies? Shitty people and eggs. Allergic to both 🤣

Nothing ever gets me more engagement than saying that we need safer streets and more public transportation. 🤣

Missed Denis at City Park? You Can Still Save! We’re giving away first-time ride discounts—no need to be downtown to get them. 🚗 $5 off your first ride with code FIRSTCOOP ✈️ $7 off your airport ride with code DIARIDE Act fast—these discounts won’t last long! #denvercolorado

Finally got to take my first @coloradodrivers.bsky.social ride with their brand new app this weekend after a night of dancing! It was significantly cheaper and more money directly to the drivers so I got to tip a higher amount! They need more drivers tho so spread the word!

I'm openly against fascism, what is happening now is fascism. More of us need to say this openly.

Dear Pickup Truck Drivers, 🤏🏽

I will never understand the older generation's need to ask about someone else's body. Why are you looking at me that close first of all.

Knowing that I was never someone that you were interested in enough is a tough pill to swallow even years later. But super thankful I dodged that bullet.

I swear every single day I am more glad I'm 🏳️‍🌈 because if I were only able to date cis men I would be in prison.

I've never wanted to be cloned so badly as to attend Hozier & Alabama Shakes simultaneously tomorrow 😫

Just say you are unhealed babe. You don't need to act like a weirdo 🤣

First of all, I'm hilarious 😂

The poll for that wasteful walkway in Denver is such a joke. All the questions circle back to they are just going to build it anyway. 🙄 #denver

I should make a true or false game of things that sound made up but actually happened to me 🤣