my dick went numb during the housing crisis but i can still get off on the pure rush of denying God’s will by splitting a twink in half

german shepherd bfs but one is a stiff, dry working dog and the other is a goofy silly puppyboy

its all just temporary knots in the end

imagine a messy, loosely wound silver rope, both ends frayed and pointing towards Nothing. that is what time looks like.

there is no such thing as the past, present, OR future

cis deergirls should have antlers too. like. theyre just awesome, dude.

this stupid shit came to me in a dream im sorry

bull buys you a switch 2 and says “now why dont you switch 2 that chair over there”

i had a dream they asked me “what do you do for fun?” during an interview and i said “making guys squirt”

"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."

Fun Furry Fact: the first ever furry convention, "Confurence 0" was held in 1989 in southern California. The same year which saw the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam"

ai arms race + trade war was not a potential in my realm of consciousness when i was younger; i shouldve been more creative about my dooming

They play naked, no shame

Commission! 🦌

has anyone got a 7s run to work? #cloverpit

Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!

oops! all rune

rat bf: hey do you wanna frat

sorry, i wasnt allowed to be be gay as a teenager, so now when i like someone i flirt by being really annoying

cloverpit is scratching an itch

YEAHH

you should love me in the same way that you fear god

HRT is anticistamines

id rather have a small dick than a mid dick like at least theres no potential to squander

the president has been captured by transexual communist furry hackers. are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

oh god im a kermit

sorry for being a he/they deerboy with bad skin and a fat ass and a thick cock and a curious whimsical mind

he takes them behind the door they lie sleeping on the floor he takes what they couldve been for gales and charms to be unseen

why does applying for jobs feel like grindr now

urge to make an AD but so scared

bored at the bar ama

thinking about the economics professor i had who said that poor people are fat because pasta is cheap

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

i am an andweorcettaner

saw the shirt on the TL again had to draw it

When I run for furry mayor this year, I promise a bratty deer bottom in every sling and stupid wolf top in every shower.

the v8-nam war

did the vietnam war happen in the Cars Universe?

i probably couldnt be a streamer. idk if my yap muscles are that strong. im not really much of a gamer, either.

sorry babe one sec my cock is charging

99% of trans girls quit before finding a 6’2 dom mommy leash holding kittyplayer who smells good

doom slayer clears 40k ez

the thing you have to understand about women is that there are at least a few of them

cat: [staring at toy] cat: [baps toy] cat: [jumps] oH MY GOD ITS MOVING? WHY??

can one of you make a soyjack of a zoomer father trying to show his ipad baby avatar: the last airbender

im surprised that pancake in french is “pancake” and not something ridiculous like “pain sucré de la poêle”

do you think smith wouldve given cypher huge tits if he asked for them

oh fuck babe im consenting! im giving you permission so hard!