money used to be so good you could live a whole life just being a “poet”

clothing optional bar. being naked at a bar in public around strangers might be my worst nightmare.

we really used to call things “smexy” like there wouldnt be major societal consequences

it might be so over, girlies

in space, everyone can hear you dream

being unemployed and without something to full-force dedicate my time to has really highlighted the aimless yearning of my daily life

what is barq even for

i say put MORE red40 in the food. lets see just how bad it can really get

theres a certain feeling you get in the pit of your soul when not even your local furry clique wants you

sorry for what i did in the bedroom last night i was off the vitamin gummies

puppygirl who wants to be alt and standoffish but cant help but like everyone she meets and wags like crazy

the ELITES dont wanna admit that theyre just HOARDING all the RAM for their PROTOGEN boywives

cant wait for the Knotestant Reformation arc

in 500 years furry will have developed into an organized religion with territory

winter cowboy

short stack dad bod deer who can and will suck your soul out

absolutely hate that the thing that will be a generational shibboleth will be “did you grow up with AI and thus find it mundane and acceptable”

deer gang always wins

MORE FAT DEER

im gonna say it. twinks with just a little bit of belly and some hair because they havent shaved in a few days is like top 3 boy shape

hi im deer furry

you can just make up a little guy and pay people to draw him and i think thats beautiful

may i take your order? #furry #comic #catmilk🐈🐄

my dick went numb during the housing crisis but i can still get off on the pure rush of denying God’s will by splitting a twink in half

german shepherd bfs but one is a stiff, dry working dog and the other is a goofy silly puppyboy

its all just temporary knots in the end

imagine a messy, loosely wound silver rope, both ends frayed and pointing towards Nothing. that is what time looks like.

there is no such thing as the past, present, OR future

cis deergirls should have antlers too. like. theyre just awesome, dude.

this stupid shit came to me in a dream im sorry

bull buys you a switch 2 and says “now why dont you switch 2 that chair over there”

i had a dream they asked me “what do you do for fun?” during an interview and i said “making guys squirt”

"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."

Fun Furry Fact: the first ever furry convention, "Confurence 0" was held in 1989 in southern California. The same year which saw the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam"

ai arms race + trade war was not a potential in my realm of consciousness when i was younger; i shouldve been more creative about my dooming

They play naked, no shame

Commission! 🦌

has anyone got a 7s run to work? #cloverpit

Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!

oops! all rune

rat bf: hey do you wanna frat

sorry, i wasnt allowed to be be gay as a teenager, so now when i like someone i flirt by being really annoying

cloverpit is scratching an itch

YEAHH

you should love me in the same way that you fear god

HRT is anticistamines

id rather have a small dick than a mid dick like at least theres no potential to squander