oh great, a class A mansplainer jumped on my comment in a random LinkedIn thread 🙅🏻‍♀️ how do I say fuckoff in corporate speak?

you don’t need chatGPT i will hallucinate and talk a lot if you ask me questions

why do White House press briefings feel like being bullied in high school 😩

asking my parents if they’re luxury goods cuz they were made in China

LinkedIn is my new Twitter and Facebook, I can’t explain it

BOTH of my chapbooks are now available to order! They even feature my photography as their covers 🖤 Thanks so much to CutBank Books and @finishinglinepress.bsky.social for believing in these projects! www.allisonfieldbell.com/books

Today on LinkedIn, I described the tech industry as a bunch of coked up hamsters running faster and faster on the same giant hamster wheel in order to ship more AI features, and that was my act of resistance for the day. 🐹🎡🐹

New: training AI to take vacations on our behalf 🥲

Okayyy back on Bluesky to gently shift off other social media! What. What’s happening?

i’m reading a piece that (among many other amazing things) demonstrates the power of a simple credit: 1. explains a concept with words of an expert 2. shows research by writer it’s not the main thing about this essay, but it stood out ❤️ sonorareview.com/2022/06/26/i...

excited to see submissions coming in for The ASP Bulletin!! we are open until Dec 25 so burn those holiday calories by umm, typing furiously on your keyboard and high fiving yourself for sharing your work 🥰 @alansquirepub theaspbulletin.com/submissions/

The ASP Bulletin will open for general subs on Monday, November 27th! @irleywrites.bsky.social, @cameronecclarke.bsky.social, Liz Hazen, @nazbk.bsky.social, and Ashley Espinoza are eagerly awaiting your work!! theaspbulletin.com

great writers steal into your chest incubate burst out when the transformation is complete in the host body

just thinking about the mundane parts of the multiverse… like oh, this email was meant for me in a different reality, weird *deletes

BEYOND excited to share this news with all the talented writers i know and invite you to submit work!! our new reading period is opening soon!

one of the hardest parts of writing is saying no to plans that are more proveable 🥲 i think it hurts people’s feelings, but also i want to create art that evolves me in the process, and that takes cocoon time

For the night crowd: @irleywrites.bsky.social is a gifted memoirist and I'm lucky she wanted to contribute to the first issue of @major7mag.bsky.social. Don't miss her take on Coldplay's "Yellow"

Major 7th Magazine is a literary mixtape founded to collect the scraps of consciousness you connect to your favourite songs. We work in flash — fiction, CNF, poetry, essay, comics, and more — and today we go live. Now Playing: Volume 1 www.major7mag.com/post/literar...

what is the German word for the very specific form of imposter syndrome that kicks in after a piece is accepted & you wait for the journal to write again to say oops wrong writer jkjk 🥺 anyhoodle expect mysterious updates until I finally believe it 💗

Closing out your Tuesday with our ol' elusive pal, CNF. This little snippet is from "Release Me" by Shirley Chan @irleywrites.bsky.social and it'll grab hold of you for sure. Go see for yourself. It's live now! www.roifaineantpress.com/post/release...

i’m imagining experiencing Star Wars fresh in this order and I WISH …this is totally why i’m into segmented essays 😌

holy shit that would be amazing… just rebuild actual Twitter here 😂

Monday mood: meeting up with a demon and getting trapped 👿 ‘Release Me’ is live in the newest issue from Roi Fainéant

Alicia Keys files trademark to launch a line of honey called ‘Alicia Bees.’ @vinnythomas.bsky.social

this piece is catharsis for me 🖤 I’m honored to share it soon as part of a journal I love

i am “looks at dangly jewelry and imagines all the ways it could get caught on heavy machinery” years old

yaaaaayyyy!!! one of my favorites!! every month is a wonderful art treat in the mail and omg the team is amazing and *gushes sincerely and embarrassingly foreverrrr follow themmm submit to themmm read themmmm

i signed up for 2 new apps because of a writing coworking space, was reluctant to give my phone number, but did it… i’ve had to block 5 spam texts in thenlast 24 hours 🤬 i knew this would happen & i’m pissed

i wonder how cat buttholes evolved into cute lil X’s

Fed search of my home reveals stacks of lit journals to be read, stacks of catalogs to be harvested for collages, and a self help book about doing things instead of just planning to

what if bluesky is a psy op and XElon shows up here too 🫢

Closing out your Thursday with a micro fiction piece about young disfunctional ‘love’. We have all been there. “Forming a Bruise” by Alison L Fraser @catholicked.bsky.social will leave an impression. It’s in Expression 47. Read it now. www.roifaineantpress.com/post/forming...

every time i wonder why i’m so grumpy, i realize i haven’t eaten i’m hangry i’m always hangry

278 pages 74,815 words the first draft is complete 🥺

wouldn’t it be funny if we all attached pool noodles to the backs of our cars to discourage aggressive tailgating? like, if they really want to, they can still do it, but they get a flurry of slappy hands in their faces for being dangerous sociopaths 🚗

LOVE this 🙌🏼 reeeeeally useful for prose as well, especially shorter lyrical pieces 💖

🫢 this is too good 😂

my husband just explained why he listens to podcasts while working and i exclaimed “oh you’re mimicking adhd! that’s what it’s like inside my head all the time”

OnlyChans just me and Jackie, kung fu fighting 🤜🏼💥🤛🏼

possums and opossums are different animals 😮

reminder that we're open & want to read your weirder shorties! currently about half full; accepting until 9/30 or 200 subs!

how do I make Temu and Shein never advertise to me? who tf is still into toxic petrochemical shit poisoning them while ALSO getting to support violations of ethics and labor practices for the low low price of five dolla ☠️

1 million users on Bluesky! Everyone post bird to celebrate!

gonna bloop like I’m all alone and trapped in a fortune cookie factory and my only chance to get messages out is through these tiny notes

what do we call bluesky posts? blues? bloops? blueps… mint blueps 🍹

Finally, it’s here The time between meetings has come A deep sense of peace

did everyone forget that we have to get full naked to pee when we wear jumpsuits?? give me fashionable separates please 😭

Best Microfiction is here! Please help spread the word! 🙂🙂🙂