A reminder to Pam Bondi: Richard Nixon didn't go to prison, but only because Ford pardoned him. Nixon's Attorney General DID go to prison. John Mitchell's initial sentence was for 2.5 to 8 YEARS in prison. For doing LESS than you are doing now for the Convicted Felon in Chief.

How come are billionaires only young, handsome, and ripped like a gym rat in romance novels?

Poor, poor widdle Despicable Donnie. Who knew that the Nobel Prize Committee frowns on a monarch waging war against half or more of his own citizenry?

Despicable Donnie on his ability to point to a picture of a camel: "One of the doctors said I had a perfect score. When they asked would I like to do one, I said yeah. ‘Did Obama do it?’ No. ‘Did Bush do it?’ No. ‘Did Biden do it?’ Biden definitely wouldn’t have gotten the first 3 questions right.”

Dear Pam Bondi: Nixon never went to prison — but his Attorney General DID. I hope you look good in orange jumpsuits.

If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If both the facts and the law are against you, you must be Despicable Donnie.

Nothing screams "Nobel Peace Prize" more loudly than deploying the US military against US citizens.

I will vote for any Democrat who promises to tear down the Trump ballroom, dig up the Trump patio and restore the Rose Garden, restore the Kennedy Center, restore the Oval Office, and eliminate Trump from daily conversation.

Dear MAGA: How much better is your life now? Are groceries cheaper? Is health insurance more affordable? Does the worldwide suffering and deaths that your idol has caused delight your vicious little hearts? I bet the sight of zip-tied toddlers THRILLS you.

Sure, what happened to Amelia Earhart in 1937 is *way* more important than what's happening in the US right now.

It's amazing how fast "socialism" stops being a dirty word when it's descriptive of Trumpublicans.

Mom, what is a contradiction? Believing that a girl-child is old enough to be a mother, but not old enough to make her own decisions.

Gosh, I remember this — except in the 1980s, my speakers were taller and thinner. And I didn't have a reel-to-reel.

Honey, did you post something disrespectful of America's first god-emperor?

Remember, the family that brushes together ... um, does other things together....

It's really *fvcking* depressing when the testimony of a former Despicable Donnie administration official is preferred to factual reality.

Hey, look! This is what Despicable Donnie considers admirable and opulent. Not to mention what we can expect from the Gilded Office soon.

Dear leaders of the US military: which matters more to you, America's first god-emperor or your sworn oath to the US Constitution?

Christian nationalism expressly commands its followers to hate, judge, and condemn — in the name of a man who went to his death rather than hurt even a Roman soldier.

Bill Kristol says that if Democrats REALLY want to serve the United States of America, we should become Trumpublicans.

Imagine being so brainwashed that you prefer America's first god-emperor to the rule of law. Got it? Now start thinking about how patriotic Americans can get our country back. PLEASE!

One of these pictures shows a violent insurrection. The other picture is Portland Oregon.

If ever you find yourself defending the zip-tying of children, be aware that Jesus would have opposed you with every fiber of his being.

Please always remember that Social Security isn't just for old people. It's also for children and the disabled. It's for people who would work if they only COULD. Americans, try to remember we love America more than we love America's first god-emperor. That we prefer compassion to bigotry.

Weird overlaps in history: when the first pyramids were built, mammoths still roamed the Earth. The wheeled suitcase was invented AFTER Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon in 1969.

According to Google AI, "Tokyo, Japan has significantly lower crime rates compared to Charlotte, NC, with Japan having one of the lowest crime rates in the world." Is it gay to prefer less crime in American cities? Or, is it gay-hating to prefer America's first god-emperor?

Hilarious — and depressing as hell — that so many people imagine that "Dune: Part Two" has anything to do with the original Frank Herbert novel beyond the names of the characters and the general setup. Does no one READ any more?

This is a nation of constitutional law, not a fiefdom of America's first god-emperor. If Despicable Donnie succeeds in taking over the military — making them forget their oaths to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution — we WILL be his fiefdom.

Defending "conversion therapy" is defending brainwashing. Like forcing left-handed people to learn to be right-handed. Who the FRACK are these people who deem themselves superior to people who are THEIR superiors?

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

Every Trumpublican should be asked at every press briefing: Are you a child-rapist, or do you just protect child-rapists because one of them is your god-emperor?

The US military may soon have to decide whether to refuse to obey the lawless orders of their so-called commander in chief. How many of them will prefer their oath to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution against America's first god-emperor?

Despicable Donnie has pushed the "Overton window" so far that anything to the left of fascism is now communism.

Fourth Amendment, schmorth amendment — you're swarthy, you're headed for an ICE concentration camp.

Several agencies of the federal government have on their websites statements blaming the shutdown on "radical left Democrats." Has the right wing forgotten the Hatch Act, or has a lawless president spawned a lawless political party?

Texas is NOT "aggressively seeking to roll back minority power." In Texas, there are more Democrats than Republicans — but Republicans hold all power.

Is "fvck-tastrophe" a word? Because I'm feeling as if I'm living in one these days.

"Acetaminophen" is easy to pronounce: "minophen" as in "minnow fin," and "aceta" as in, "Ah see da Republicans are still hiding the Epstein files."

Trumpublicans own all three branches of government. They can end the government shutdown any time they choose by simply ending the filibuster. They wouldn't need to invent lies about Democrats, like "Free health care for space aliens!"

The Treasury is either "considering" or "planning" a $1 coin honoring the Convicted Felon in Chief. The news says the coin would/will be "commemorative" — which I bet is Trumpublican for "don't spend it, it's not legal tender."

Democrats are fighting for the nation's health care. Republicans are fighting for (a) their god-emperor and (b) Republican billionaires.

"It shouldn’t fall on the victims of this administration to reach out an olive branch to the people who still believe in it. But if none of us are willing to offer that hand, this storm might just rage on forever." — Ben Ulansky, in an essay about a Trump-worshiper who uses a Trump-themed calendar.

Dear conservative "Christians": The Rapture happened on schedule on September 23, 2025. Jesus appeared in the air and gathered unto himself all the TRUE Christians. If you're still on Earth, try hard not to be such whited sepulchres.

Any parent who ignores their pediatrician's advice in favor of the uneducated, unqualified opinion of a worm-brained former heroin addict is guilty at best of child endangerment, if not outright abuse.

Why can't the Convicted Felon in Chief use the $17 billion he says his tariffs have brought in to fund the government? Where IS that money, anyway? Despicable Donnie's pocket, I assume.

I'm so old I can remember when Americans were more worried about foreign enemies than we were about the nation's enemy in the Gilt (formerly Oval) Office.

“I fear President Trump believes the American people are so divided that today they will not stand up, fight for, and defend our most precious constitutional values so long as they are lulled into thinking their own personal interests are not affected. “Is he correct?” — Judge William Young