Sarah Skelding
@sarahskelding.bsky.social
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Knows things. Does stuff. Sometimes this helps.
Mum wants steak for tea. She has crinkle-cut chips in. I am inclined to make a prawn cocktail for a starter for the full on 1970s Berni Inn experience.
1 day ago
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The superpower I need right now is the ability to determine which of my Maâs utterances are just vocalised internal dialogue and which actually need a response from me.
1 day ago
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4:00 pm yesterday: âAnything you need from the supermarket Mum?â. âNo loveâ. 10:00 pm yesterday: âActually, I could with ⊠[long list]â. 5:55 this morning, queueing outside fucking Tesco.
2 days ago
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Appropriate for Manchester
2 days ago
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Things you only remember at Christmas. How fucking long Dr. Zhivago is.
3 days ago
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When I made lunch today I cooked extra roast potatoes so that mother could eat them cold later on. Several Good Daughter Points.
4 days ago
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I saw him play with Blodwyn Pig in Nottingham in the â90s, a wonderful musician.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Itâs time.
6 days ago
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Last train home before Christmas
8 days ago
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North Manchester logic: âThe dentist isnât here yet, chill and get warmâ.
16 days ago
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Sound FX from The Man In The White Suit
#TheArchers
19 days ago
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Chatting with someone who went to Bulmershe College of HE
20 days ago
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By now I should have stopped being surprised by how much spinach shrinks when you cook it down but I havenât
#WereDidAllThatSpinachGo
#Spanakopita
23 days ago
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âDear Sir/Madam, when I ordered a rimmer this was not what I anticipated. Yours, disappointed and unsatisfied, Sarahâ
25 days ago
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Just watch out where the huskys go âŠ
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26 days ago
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If your seats are in the middle of the row, for the love of theatre, donât leave it until the last minute to take them.
26 days ago
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That should be my last Saturday morning shopping in town. Iâm off to the ballet.
27 days ago
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I used to wear a black polo neck most days, it went with the French fags.
27 days ago
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This week I took out a subscription to the BFI Player and have been working my way through the French film connection. This morning I reached for my black polo neck jumper.
27 days ago
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Chris Rand
28 days ago
To all traditionalists who celebrate it, happy Unthanksgiving.
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Bought tickets for a gig next September and I and the band are at an age that itâs not nailed on that we will all make it that far.
28 days ago
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Pete Selby
28 days ago
We did a music quiz last night for an illustrious crowd. One round was felt a bit on the nose for the gathered guests so was left on the cutting room floor. If you fancy a go though, here it is: Nigel Farage Quote or Morrissey Song Title Good luck and no cheating
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Marjorie James Keenan
29 days ago
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Looks like today will be built on foundations of two hours of sleep.
29 days ago
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Colin Dickey
29 days ago
Handing back student work thatâs been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment âThis essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of Godâs creation.â
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âYouâll be visited by three spirits.â
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about 1 month ago
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hoskas
about 1 month ago
My opinion remains unchanged.
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One thing I unreservedly love about London is the pronunciation of âfaaaaahking âellâ:
about 1 month ago
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Film review: The Choral - in places worryingly familiar to this member of Glossop Choral Society.
about 1 month ago
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Knee jerk reaction
about 1 month ago
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What I aim for every morning at the make up mirror
about 1 month ago
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Flipping heck, London, I could have stayed in Manchester for this sort of weather.
about 1 month ago
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Theatre review: the older I get the more I think that Hamlet needs a good slap in the first two acts.
about 1 month ago
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The bag check man who called me âMissâ at the National Theatre has improved my day immeasurably.
about 1 month ago
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Hammersmith and Shitty Line
about 1 month ago
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Visiting Ma always reminds me just got cold my teenage bedroom is.
about 1 month ago
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Just sang Mozartâs Coronation Mass. We made a reasonably good job of it.
about 1 month ago
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What is you mr favourite song about the rain?
youtu.be/dJot5NoKOc8?...
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about 1 month ago
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I am considering buying a label printer. More news as we get it.
about 1 month ago
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Listening to Gabrielâs Oboe from The Mission and wondering how much people would pay me to not pick up an oboe.
about 1 month ago
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âIs that Boombox Barry! Blimey! Is it that time already?â.
#OxfordRoad
#Manchester
about 1 month ago
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Proper pub food. Full menu pictured.
about 2 months ago
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Morning
about 2 months ago
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Dear [Recruiter Name], I am afraid that you will need to up your sed/awk game before I respond to your email.
about 2 months ago
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Iâve cancelled Netflix as I only have one streaming service at a time. Their emails entreating me to return are getting increasingly desperate.
about 2 months ago
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Searching for a Yellow Magic Orchestra CD when I discover that Señor Coconut has done his thing with YMO as well as Kraftwerk
#InstantPurchase
about 2 months ago
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The lady in the call centre dealing with my mobile phone query wishes me an evening that is âboth amazing and greatâ, which pleases me greatly
#FagsMagsAndBags
about 2 months ago
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A Halloween fright for
@davidlongford.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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There is someone on the table next to me spouting nonsense about computers but I am not interrupting and correcting them. Ommmmmmmmm.
about 2 months ago
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It was only when I got a quizzical look that I realised I was whistling the theme to Get Carter.
about 2 months ago
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