I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the devil doesn’t need advocates. You are just a contrarian asshole. This has been a public service announcement. #vanthoughts

Who would have thought that staffing the government with brain dead c list narcissistic reality tv personalities and white nationalist talk show hosts would lead to total catastrophe? Oopsies! Enjoy Armageddon summer everyone! Goddamn embarrassing.

Another day, another rad announcement! The Drowns are going on tour with one of my favorite bands, Agent Orange! Check the dates, grab the tickets, and let’s party!

We are back! Come hang with The Drowns as we blaze a trail across the US and Canada with our pals The Casualties!

The year’s not over yet, and the solid albums keep on coming! I checked out the new album from On The Huh for @dyingscene.bsky.social! Check out the review, listen to the record and let me know what other new records I should be listening to! dyingscene.com/ds-record-re...

We are back on the road, this time with the incredible Buster Shuffle! We are in Hamburg tonight. If you live in Europe, check the dates and come party with The Drowns!

I had a chat with Ricky Rochelle (The Young Rochelles) over on @dyingscene.bsky.social about his new solo record, Second Layer. Give er a read, will ya? dyingscene.com/ds-interview...

I’m back on my bs. My latest review of the new AFI record is up at @dyingscene.bsky.social dyingscene.com/ds-album-rev...

Detroit! It’s party time! Come on down to The Magic Stick for the raddest rock n roll show in the motor city! New Bomb Turks are back in action and they are bringing The Drowns along for the ride! Local support from Saber Tooth Gary! Let’s goooo! #rocknroll #detroit #party #newbombturks #drowns

The road goes on forever. Our tour with New Bomb Turks kicks off on Friday in Detroit! Come on out and be a part of the hottest rock n roll roadshow ripping up the highways of the USofA this year! Buy the ticket, take the ride!

Trying to be more like this guy, and less like a ball of frustration, rage and anxiety wrapped in skin.

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A second show has been added at the Glasshouse in Pomona! Come party with Narcoleptic Youth, The Drowns, and The Adicts!

More California dates added with Lower Class Brats and The Adicts!

More fun on the way! The Drowns are joining clockwork legends The Adicts and Lower Class Brats in San Diego! Grab your tickets and let’s go crazy!

Sometimes the world is dark. Sometimes your country becomes unrecognizable. Sometimes ya gotta sing show tunes about it to keep from screaming. #thisislesmiserable #americaisnotok #showtunes #doyouhearthepeoplesing

What’s that? I’m overdue for another tour announcement?! Fret not dear Bluesky readers, The Drowns are headed east with the mighty New Bomb Turks for a revolutionary rock n roll revue for you raucous rabble rousers! Grab your tickets and your finest denim and let’s party!

Very excited to be writing for @dyingscene.bsky.social ! The team there have been really cool and very encouraging. If ya like reading about punk rock, go check em out at dyingscene.com

The boys are back on SiriusXM! Our debut single is back with a facelift courtesy of Jack Endino and spinning on Faction Punk! Get some!

The next round of dates is here, and it’s gonna be a wild one! Lots of festivals and club dates with our fellow pirate Billy Liar, as well as select dates with those Jersey devils School Drugs, and one night stands with the incredible Guitar Gangsters and Maid Of Ace! Check the dates. Grab the tix!

Pay attention. Stay awake! www.project2025.observer

6 more shows on this epic run! Long Beach is sold out! Don’t miss your chance to see the greatest rock n roll tour around! Koffin Kats, Drowns, and Lower Class Brats! It doesn’t get better than this!

Coming in hot! See ya tonight, San Antonio!

We paid a visit to the father of rock n roll. Without him, there would be no Drowns. RIP and thanks for your genius, Chuck. #rocknroll

On our way to St. Louis for another certified banger with our brothers The Koffin Kats! Let’s see what you’ve got!

Dayton! Are you ready to party with Koffin Kats and The Drowns?! Let’s go!

Have you seen the news?! We are making our return to @punkrockbowling.bsky.social for an unbelievable club show with Adolescents, The Stitches and the Mainliners! Get stoked, bowlers!

What a day! Our lovely manager Alan pulled some strings and had us smuggled into the Stern Pinball hq in Chicago for a guided tour. One of the funnest tour experiences we’ve had. Now back to bed after a lovely meal with our bud Alan of Goldmine magazine. See ya soon, Dayton!

This 3 day cross country drive brought to you by cheap truck stop coffee. Tour kicks off on Friday at Cosmo Joe’s Atomic Lounge in Dayton.

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We are gearing up to hit the road in a couple of days! We are joining up with Koffin Kats for a whirlwind tour of the Mid and Southwest, starting with Dayton, OH! See ya soon!

Saw @timheidecker.bsky.social last night. Can confirm: his band is in fact very good. Bummed that Neil Hamburger was absent, but the world is on fire and our government is actively trying to kill us, so not the worst thing to happen this week.

Anybody else getting censored over on the meta platforms? Twice in two days for me. Loving all of this new freedom of speech.

This is the type of take no shit energy we need in our government.

This is Matilda. She thinks it would be cool if you came and partied with The Drowns this year. Be like Matilda. Support rock n roll!