needed this guy at the cybertruck focus group

Started cleaning out the koozie drawer. When and how and why do we have this?

“I’ve never seen so much bird food in my life.” Thank you, teen checker at Ace Hardware.

Has Trump even SEEN The Color of Friendship???

“Make America Healthy Again” by cancelling all programs that help people access food and medical care. Sick as hell, government 🤘

Not sure reading The Psychographist by @carsonwinter.bsky.social in the living room surrounded by family was my best choice.

What can’t my loan officer do

Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles theonion.com/study-overus...

I’m having so much fun embroidering presents for people, but the people I’m embroidering for will be at Thanksgiving. Do I bring it anyways and refuse to show anyone what I’m working on?

No chance we’ll put away the ornament boxes now.

Has Pebbles been using my Spotify account? #dogsofbluesky

lol found this kids 2005 lifetouch photo behind a picture I bought at St Vincent De Paul today.

Kristi Noem’s first act as homeland security secretary will be to shoot everyone’s pet dog.

I asked @gr8shrimp.bsky.social if it’s weird to have me as a child as my profile picture and she responded, “are you a kid in that picture?”

Ohhh Felius cat cafe does Saturday morning cat yoga. I could stretch and have my feelings hurt when a cat ignores me all in one spot!

Also, people of Bluesky, do your dogs hit their heads on the ground when they sneeze?

Befriending the office gossip has really gotten me through this week.