My kingdom for a massage, everything hurts because I was an idiot last week and overdid it T_T

I picked Animal Crossing back up because catching bugs and fish is soothing. I had forgotten : IT RANCHO MONTHS!

Please have a play. You are a raven. A creature of myth and legend... or just a big bird, your choice. Eat the gods! Dance with a Dracula! Take Edgar Allan Poe to Alton Towers! Ruin a Zumba class! Drive the M4 w a mythic princess! Get very lost & end up in the wrong game! j2gb9g9f.play.borogove.io

Et ben ça va être folklo le rdv psy : je viens d'abandonner l'envoi de plusieurs messages parce que j'arrive pas à arranger mes pensées ou à former des phrases cohérentes dès lors qu'elles concernent mes pensées. Nique le brain fog, niiiiiique 💀

An interesting case study in how gullible the internet is. I haven’t posted anything on twitter in over a year and never will again (tweet is fake obviously). I also regularly sexualize Malevola myself and have openly said I’m completely okay with others doing so. www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc...

Slurp 🩸 #Astarion #Astarionnsfw #Astarionbg3 #bg3 #render

Play Ceci's game. (I haven't played it yet, I need a nap first, but Ceci is cool, play her game and give her feedback!)

This smoulder is brought to you by : THE FUCKING SUN (i need sunglasses)

The one good thing I inherited from my dad : I freakin' love my nose (yes, I got a new ring in it again).

Wait. Maple syrup is tree blood. Vegan vampires are Canadians.

Le site d'utilité publique casier-politique.fr réalisé par @oim.rjo.name et tout juste sortir de terre ne plaira pas aux partis qui n'ont de cesse de pilonner la France insoumise. #Justice #Municipales 🔗 casier-politique.fr

So bitchless that I'm getting taunted by ducks : they swam over to me and dude is staring at me because he has a girl. Yes yes, I see you, ducks fuck more than me, THANK YOU FOR THAT, YOU TASTY FUCKERS.

I was chatting with a colleague earlier, whose car was due for maintenance. He was informed by a lady on the phone who had Access To The Car's Mileage. Then, the car mechanic told him the firmware needed an update but he couldn't do it now Because the Internet was Down. I had an Old Person moment.

don't we all #art #cuteart #comic #cat

It's funny how every change I make in my apartment that makes me like it more, also makes me hate it. Landlords are landlords, they're not annoying at least, but I *hate* the city I'm in, and this fuckass region. Every little thing that feels like "settling down" infuriates and depresses me.

My mom : "I started using Chat GPT because my brain fog is sooooo bad!" Me:

The least favorite one #pokemon

J'ai fait une énorme erreur: je suis horizontale sur le canap' avec une couverture.

I love medical dramas, so I'm watching Saving Hope because come on, Daniel Jackson is finally THAT kind of doctor! Suddenly, my chronic illness gets mentioned : I don't think I have ever dived for the mouse to skip to the next episode as fast as I did :')

Dalek. This sewing project does *not* require your help. No sewing project requires your help 😭

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! 🖤 🫦

Upside of my brain being scrambled : I forgot that I did something before going to bed last night which means I don't have to do it now and I can start doing the fun part! (It's sewing and embroidery stuff, I printed out the pattern and I'm gonna glue it on my fabric)

a little fiery buppy!! [ #pokemon #PokemonWindsandWaves #Pombon #sketch #fanart #Art #ArtSky #украрт #УкрАртПідтримка #cardiart ]

it fucken WIMDY

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

pokemon fan artists diet consists of crack the way they are pumping out these drawings

Hmmm not sure if ive already drawn him older before but yaeh

Matthew Lillard in that Last Meal video : *says beautiful things about human connection and community and cries about people* Me : "This is the hottest man I have ever seen" Vulnerability and sensitivity are sexy as fuck, SUE ME.

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Listen, I have zero interest in fighting pokeman, which is why I never got into it. If you just let me have a crew of spooky cute tea party friends and go on adventures together, THEN I’ll be in. Give me the haunted tea set and the one made of whipped cream. Let me have a tea party!

you cant convince me this isn't the funniest movie poster ever. you just cant.

Hehe, ducks.

I have 2 fanfic writing modes Mode A: "I WILL DO AN HOUR OF RESEARCH TO SEE WHAT SPECIFIC TYPE OF CHEESE WOULD BE AVAILABLE IN THIS GEOGRAPHICAL REGION AT THE TIME" Mode B: "im ignoring all known facts about hypothermia because i want them to fuck"

I did some grocery shopping with my mom yesterday and we ended up talking about nutrition. Of course I talked about how I'm looking into it these days so I can eat the best I can, get all the right– "Oh, that's good, you're going to lose weight!" ... vitamins.

It's kinda funny how years after hearing a doctor say "yes, you are autistic", I still try to gaslight myself about it. Or how I forget that I can handle big things (with difficultly) and it's the smallest things that will throw me off.

Hey, so we got a trojan horse ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

I made a tool that turns PCB designs into 3D-printable molds. you sandwich copper tape between the parts, sand the ridges, and you have a real working PCB. no etching, no chemicals. I am losing my mind castpixel.itch.io/pcb-forge

🎶But I can't do this all on my own No, I know I'm no Superman I'm no Superman🎶 Holy shit. I remember recording episodes on VHS 😭 Nostalgia headshot.

No but seriously, I'm too old to be too tired to sleep, I coubt my age in years, not months 😭

Moi à 16h : oof, enfin rentré, hâte de dormir! Moi à 23h40 : 👁️👄👁️

Hey let's help Faye out and get this fully funded! If you can't pay thats ok but let's spread it around so we can get as many chances to fill it as possible!

mfw some people who are usually online by now aren't

this is the ONLY annotation the previous owner made in my second-hand copy of the Sonnets

Yo: *me cruzo de piernas en la cama* Automáticamente mi gata Dax:

Gouache painting of a diplodocus🌱 Sometimes I have nothing to say, so enjoy!

Me at 6:50 : "Omg I only have one hour left to get ready!" Me at 7:20, showered, hair and teeth brushed, dressed, medicated, bag ready and shoes on :

Post old memes to confuse young people