I need to know how all the people who thought the rapture was happening are doing now that they’re still here lmao

I love that I can just fry up some gyoza and eat it. 😋

Tailgating in a 25 zone is insane. While there are speed bumps????? d*e.

You should be able to push cars out of the way if they’re improperly parked.

Work pet peeve: “hello, I have a question when you have a minute!” If you don’t just send me the damn question, I stg.

Wearing a thong is so fun

BO7 looking really dumb lmao

I couldn’t care less about a billionaire putting out a new album when isnotreal assassinated a team of journalists to further suppress the voices of Palestinians. If you’re really a fan of her then comment on her posts to use her worldwide platform to fucking speak up for once.

new Yves ep ✨

Some nasty bitch broke a small window on my car and tore my privacy tarp. They saw nothing of note and dipped. I hope they always have cuts on their feet for the rest of their days.

hi(gh) from your local fat boy on this friday!

Trader Joe’s and H Mart hate to see me coming. 🙂‍↕️

Friend

Superman was so much fun! The haters just don’t love whimsy and it’s sad. Fantastic 4 was also fun! Silver Surfer was depicted incredibly and the actual surfing sequences were fucking rad.

Kaytranada, Justice, and Lorde all in October. We love to see it 🙂‍↕️

Had an incredible sex dream like omg.

I’m so lucky to have the friends I do. Being loved and cared about is so beautiful. Happy Pride, y’all 💞

Two vivid dreams back to back. Woke up each time worried as hell then had to convince myself it didn’t happen. 😖

Seeing madoka magika news floating about and I am once again asking for someone to tell me the order of stuff I should watch cause I feel like I’m missing out on things… cause wth is Homura doing here

Just finished「86」and it was v good~ fucked up for sure, but good story and characters 4/5 ☆

Everything is Romantic

How do I block that ai bear filter? Just post your damn belly in peace 😭

It’s 83 degrees outside, so of course I’m baking banana bread 🙃

Need a mini freezer just to house TJ’s frozen kimbap.

Got paid a day early cause the holiday. Only good thing to come out of the 4th

Pulled 70 times and didn’t get this grey-blonde bitch. Hoyo, you’re on thin ice.

Fried spam and eggs cause it’s 89 degrees and making me miss home.

If you don’t know how to park in a neighborhood, don’t visit the fucking neighborhood. I’m gonna start keying cars.

So glad it’s summer tbh

PRESSURE calling to me like the green goblin mask every time I get in my car. Julia Wolf, you really ate with this one ☝🏽

Trying to get my friends to make tiny leader decks so we can have quick games and they all hate me for it.

Surge foil away from $120 😭 I hate it here.

I love pretty dicks ✨

Domestic terrorism at this karaoke tonight.

It’s so jarring seeing Tidus in cutscenes being tan (as he SHOULD) and then in the remaster and other random titles he’s light skin. Why did they massacre my boy? 😫

Had such a great bday surrounded by friends who love me 🥰 can’t wait to do it all again this weekend 🥹💞 I’m so fucking lucky

Skipping cutscenes in NG+ so I don’t get gutted again every step of the way. Protecting my peace 🙂‍↕️

Still not over seeing Alameda and Rachel Chinouriri. 🥹 danced, cheesed, and cried the whole time. 💞

Finished E33. What great endings to sit with~ anyway, new game+ time 🙂‍↕️

Damage limit modifiers removed. I’m unstoppable 🙂‍↕️

Latin night cancelled in favor of memorial day themed party. Say psych right now.

Found out I have no breakfast sammies left 😞

New Aminé has Hellogoodbye in it. Love wins!!!!

Rank choice means you don’t have to rank anyone!! Do your part!!!!

Friends won gambling and I asked them for 20 bucks each and they gave it to me :3

9 songs at 20 minutes. You better not still be stateside!!!!

My toxic trait is that whenever I’m put into the open world I immediately go looking for side stuff to do and end up in places I shouldn’t be, but I prevail 🙂‍↕️

Sinister Cave. More like sis, is THIS your cave? (judgemental) beat that berserker in the back after a couple tries. 🙂‍↕️

4 different nightmares in one night is a new record lmao

Worked out today, pls clap