I’m about to pass a Buc-ee’s in three hours and it’s gonna be hard to resist the urge to buy this.

Ultimate me and who

the all time greatest me and who

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Ngl I fell asleep during the end of the game awards. Me tired.

Oh just make it podracing you cowards

I get it Game Awards, I should have played Clair Obscur this year

LET MS PIGGY HOST

Okay this granny and monster game looked super cute I’m not gonna lie

i stand by this statement every year

I am part of the problem with the game awards because I absolutely do not care about the awards, I’m here for the world premieres

Most of my internet posting existence is writing things out, wondering if they're really funny or relatable and then deciding they're neither and deleting them.

I feel like I put a real effort into listening to music physically this year so I’m contemplating joining the wrapped discussion by just taking a picture of all the cool records I bought and played this year.

The only caveat I give is, yes the org is hateful but the bell ringers are frequently disadvantaged people. Don't go out of your way to be mean to the bell ringers because they are not the decision makers, and most likely, not even members of the Salvation Army's church.

🥺

Apparently it’s working

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵 - of Montreal - Animal Collective - Neon Indian - Run The Jewels - Nine Inch Nails

new vegas review

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Dudes on hinge kept asking me what my favorite Switch 2 game is and I couldn’t figure out why till I realized I had this picture on there.

full send modern furry stuff absolutely is equally culturally significant. to the best of my knowledge most of what you see in past anthropomorphic mythos was deities or monsters. things to worship or fear. modern furry is self actualization. create the ideal you. you're what's supernatural now.

This was my friend group in high school

Me when I run out of social battery at the function

fear the old bills

I forget every year that seasonal affective disorder is some hard shit especially in Portland.

Genuinely hate driving in Texas. Gonna try and avoid it for the rest of my life if I can. Got run off the damn road after getting gas.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Huh seems like this could have been higher

One of the weirdest things about coming back to Oklahoma is just realizing how may little deaths I’ve had. Like not literally dying but like there’s so many places I had these super important life events where there’s like no record I ever existed there.

It’s funny that this pic was taken for a gag but I like unironically look great. Attractive level of stubble, no glare on glasses, hair messy but in an attractive put together way. Actually a slay.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Back on my bing bing wahoo

Oh no I’m awake well before noon

Gonna continue to be very annoying about how much I love this cover. youtu.be/mTN_Hxgaofo?...

wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano

I’m not gonna lie when I tell people about being from Oklahoma, I usually talk a lot of shit. But I always make a point to say there are good people there. This is why. Makes me proud. Portland may be home now but a part of my heart will always belong to OKC.

I lent a lil bit of voice work to this song playing the titular “braindead” himbo. Truly a role I was born to play. Shout out to @creepp.com and @leftatlondon.com for letting me be a small part of this absolute banger and please go stream/buy Creep-P’s album youtu.be/kLhF6C2AD30

✨Please let Rick the Hamster be one of the playable Riders!! ✨ As one of my favorite Kirby characters, I feel like he deserves a spot in the roster! #Kirby #カービィ #星のカービィ #Nintendo #KirbyAirRiders #カービィのエアライダー

At Super Nintendo world and they did not make lots of spaghetti.

Being in LA is cool but real talk I kind of miss Portland. First time I’ve ever lived in a city I’m excited to go back to after vacation.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.