Placing a Polymarket bet that there will be a global famine in the next 6 months so I can starve in class.

Did guy whose government just released a photoshopped image of a journalist just tell a room full of journalists that you can’t trust photos? And thanks for being here. FFS. #NPC #auspol

I seriously just had to stop & think if WA govt is Labor or Liberal. Still not 100%. #auspol

Guy on TV bitching about trade deal. Says 30k ton of beef is only a single meatball to every person in Europe. Then says they wanted 70k ton. So a couple of meatballs each then? Awesome.

People with EVs and home batteries aren’t paying high fuel prices so should we stop subsidies to them? Speers seriously just asked that question. What. The. Fuck? #abcnews #insiders

I always thought death was scared of Chuck. Vale.

Fuck. Off. RBA. FFS.

I wonder if Panadol ever tried to get the rights to use Panama? Or has Gaviscon tried for Galveston?

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

It’s a real shame Melbourne’s dead these days or it could have been #1 in the Time Out list of 50 Best Cities. Wait… what?!?!? It IS #1!?!?!?!?

Little Jimmy, aka Hans, such a big big boy with a big boy beard!, seems to be taking cues on over tightening his tie from someone… hmmm… #auspol #tiemangler

This is where we’re at? Really?

What sucker has to dye the orange cunt’s hair? What kind of horrible life decisions bring you to that point? Poor fucker. #fuckTrump

Their enemies “use civilians as human shields” says the war criminal standing on the roof of the defense headquarters thoughtfully hidden out of the way in CENTRAL FUCKING TEL AVIV. #fuckNetanyahu

Our war is not with you. But if you happen to be under our bombs? Oh well. Soz! #fuckNetanyahu #fuckTrump

Bullshit. Utter bullshit.

Why does my TV suddenly default to SKY FUCKING NEWS when it turns on? Fuck you Samsung. Never again. #fucksamsung #fuckSKY

How do you fuck up a history making victory? Ask the US men’s hockey team. #fuckTrump #SOTU

So guy wins MVP for 6th time and News Breakfast replays the part of the interview where he’s not super happy about having a dog. Makes total sense. #abcnews #newsbreakfast

What are fucken “Australian values”? Pretending to be fair dinkum while being racist as fuck? Fucken quintessential Aussieness that.

Unsurprising Kennett thinks sportswashing Saudi Arabia’s sins is “uplifting for the community”. #abc730

An ABC reporter just said “…the opposition doesn’t have the numbers to pass legislation.” re their criminalising repatriation proposal. Um, the OPPOSITION can’t fucking legislate anything regardless of fucken numbers. They’re the fucken opposition. FFS. #abcnews #auspol

Starting to think the problem might just be Dural…

“…clearly his political talents have been rewarded here” in relation to Dim Tim may be the funniest fucken thing Karvelas has ever fucken said. My fucken god. Political fucken talent!?!?!? Fuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk oooooooooffffffffffffff! #auspol #afternoonbriefing

Did Tony Abbott just refer to the liberal party as the party of Abbott and Costello? I think he did. Gold #auspol

What he fuck is Paul Scarr? #auspol

Cute of you to ask. Fuck off Tim. #auspol #abc730

Todd Sampson. The Question is WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WATCH THAT?

Bootlicking bullshit like this has no place in my feed. Fuck off.

This is gonna sound crazy but it is entirely possible to support BOTH the Jewish community AND Palestinian supporters. It is not possible to support a genocidal state and claim to uphold law and human rights. It’s not complicated. #auspol

Bullshit. Utter bullshit on #newsbreakfast again this morning. #freepalestine #herzogout

Wow. The “opposition”were able to “ask questions” during I’m… FUCKING QUESTION TIME hey Dan? Fuck me. #auspol

The snowboarding (and skate/bmx) commentators for 9 give people who can’t word real good hope for a rewarding career in languaging. Amplitude for miles. #olympics

The Nats want their senators reinstated on the shadow from bench? They fucken resigned. What a clustetfuck. #auspol

I used to really like their first record. Used to. #FreePalestine stereogum.com/2486859/eart...

Share a bird pic you took.

Ordered approach to policy “Albo”? My fucken arse. #auspol

#freepalestine #fromnaarmtogaza

How many fucking times do you need to say “We have put these claims to the IDF” in a single fucking story? At least three apparently. #abcnews #freepalestine

So, the pictures of skeletal babies are the final straw? What were you doing when the doctors were saying they were having formula confiscated on the way in? #freepalestine #stopisraelstarvingbabies

Hey Tim Minchin. Fuck off. Try reading that you smug POS. #freepalestine #fuckTimMinchin

“We lifted our level of concern.” says Mark Butler. Maybe it’s fucking time to move on from fucking concern FFS? #freepalestine

Not that I want US beef but the coalition’s bleating about it is pretty hilarious. Do anything to secure trade deal. NOT THAT!!!! #auspol

Still trying to figure out what Sussssssan Ley was trying to achieve when she said that the extra S wasn’t about numerology as she previously stated but was during her “punk” phase. So if you lied about that what else have you lied about? Reaally fuckking weirrd. #auspol

Fuck our national flag and the shackles it represents. #auspol

If anyone knows about being a “yesterday’s man” it’s Eric fucking Abetz. #taspol

Asinine huh? Someone got a dang thesaurus. #loatheleavitt

“Respect cuts both ways” says Susssssssan Ley. Pretty sure respect is not a double edged sword Sussssssssan. #auspol