“Christmas will feel different this year” hey @albomp.bsky.social? THIS year huh? So nothing been going on last 3 or 4 years in Europe or West Asia that might make it feel a bit “different” hey? Fuck. Off. #auspol

Regular reminder that Warner is a cheater. Smith is a cheater. Lehmann is cheater. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Fucke them all. #cricket

I thought Channel 7 commentary was bad but then I just heard Kerry O’Keefe compare himself to nappies… 😬 #ashes

Conflating this attack and Gaza is reductive at best and absolutely not helpful in any way. #freepalestine

No one is calling for the death of all Jews at anti-genocide rallies. As a Rabbi, you should not be spreading lies yeah? Well maybe don’t then? #abcnews

David Gonski? Zionist David Gonski? That’s gonna be totally impartial then. #auspol

Fuck off Frydenberg. Please. Just fuck off. #auspol

It’s not surprising Howard wants to be closer to Israel. War criminals stick together. #auspol

Sussssan should maybe take a leaf out the NSW Lib leader’s leadership style. Kinda despicable playing politics with this. #auspol

Got formally introduced to this year’s fledgling on Sunday and they stopped by for another visit today. So cute. I’ve been half expecting this because dad’s been stockpiling food for a while. So cute. #maggie #floof

I certainly feel “disminished”. #vicpol

So far today, Channel 7 have had a go at Archer for having a pillow, another go at Archer for “barely playing” (despite 3rd highest score in 1st innings) & asked if Smith should take Neser off to avoid “embarrassing” him. Quality stuff. #ashes

Archer brought a fucken pillow. So fucken what? The chairs at the Gabba might be shit. Grow up Ponting. #ashes

Hey, Eurovision contest director douchebag, protesting against genocide isn’t political. Fuck off. #boycottEurovisoon

Fuck you #SBS. #boycottEurovision

I’ve never agreed with Netanyahu before but he’s absolutely correct when he says being PM and being on trial is impossible. Fucken stand down then ya psychopath. #warcriminal #fucknetanyahu

The Libs had a little arts & crafts sesh hey? Awesome stuff. Fucken flogs. #auspol #questiontime

Maybe don’t do press conferences while bells are going off? I mean, they are only marginally more annoying than Sussssan I guess. #auspol

“The more money you make the better your break” sounds like every fucken Noalition “policy”. Again, fuck off Ted. #auspol #npc

“Quantifiable economic rules” are all well and good O O O O’Brien but the ones you’re referring to were pulled out of Costello’s arse. Fuck off. #auspol #npc #libfail

Every line from that Maigret ad on ABC sounds like #MadAsHell. I really miss it.

Mr Putin has admitted to breaking in and stealing your DVD player, but he’s willing to allow you not to press charges if you also give him your TV. Cool? #Ukraine

If the guy has spoken 3 times this year maybe we stop saying it’s very unusual for a spy to talk & maybe consider Mike Burgess is a bit of a peacock? #auspol

Did I miss the memo about the change to the definition of cease? #fucknetanyahu

It very much is environment OR business Murray, not both. You can’t have a business if you don’t have anywhere to conduct it. #auspol

Fuck you’re a flog Willingham. Tim Wilson didn’t have “a bit of a car crash”. He drunkenly drove his car through someone’s fence. #vicpol #auspol #abcnews

“The voters I talk to think I’m awesome” “What about the voters who don’t think you’re awesome Susssan?” “I don’t talk to them.” #auspol

Alex Ryvchin just blamed anti-genocide protests for the Nazi rally? WTF? Are you fucken serious? Fuck. Right. Off. #fucknazis #freepalestine

Who doesn’t get their partner/spouse to check the operational efficiency of super expensive pieces of work equipment? #vicpol #moveasidebronwyn

“History was made…” may be the laziest introduction to any news/sports report there is. Yeah, when something happens that by definition makes history.

It’s kinda awesome how one government agency is taking Microsoft to court about forcing people to pay for Copilot while another government agency is actively pushing staff to use Copilot. Go figure. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #auspol

Gonna be interesting to see how many more donations of around $4,000-$4,999ish are going to be made by “individual” donors before the next election. #auspol

Hey David Marr, get fucked. Thanks. #abcnews #freepalestine

Using relationships as a metaphor for your political career is a bold move there Beetrooter. #auspol

Yup. Anyone who reaches out to Netanyahu for “help” really shouldn’t be given any kind of peace prize. Fucken RWNJs.

Again, I would DEARLY love to “creep” into the next tax bracket. #auspol

Hey Sussssssan, Melbourne is the highest rated city in Australia in the Most Loveable ranking. Number 4. Sydney’s number 5. The HORROR!!!!! #auspol #abcnews

Awesome Liberal Party ad #abc730. Really important stuff. #abcnews #thisisnotjournalism #auspol

I mean, it shouldn’t be a shock after this long but this one from Doran is a doozy. Why is it fragile Matt? Who is causing said fragility? #freepalestine

“Returning to their homes in Gaza”?!?!? WHAT FUCKING HOMES? #freepalestine

We need to arrest the leaders of this anarchist movement! #fuckme #ffs #trumpisdumb #IAMANTIFA

The Foreign Minister says they received appropriate support but the Foreign Minister also lies so why the fuck should we believe her? #auspol #abcnews #freepalestine

We haven’t “stood with Israel” while they conduct a fucking genocide? Serioussssssly Sussssssan? #auspol #freepalestine

“A series of questions on a range of topics” was the insightful overview of Question Time by ABC News. Stunning. I’d never have guessed. #qt #abcnews #auspol

How come “Albo” seems to be more upset about words on a billboard than 2 years of genocide? #auspol #freepalestine

Why shouldn’t Australians try to break the illegal blockade you pathetic excuse for a human being. Fuck you Marles. #auspol #freepalestine

Israel is absolutely going to sink one of the remaining ships as a punishment/warning. “Next time Greta, we sink two.” #SumudFlotilla

Hey Reebok, genocide isn’t a political issue. Ta. #bds #boycottReebok #freepalestine

Losing it over minor things very often lately. It’s embarrassing but given the constant avalanche of shit in the world it’s probably not surprising. Having said that if you’re not a helpful person, maybe customer service isn’t for you? #adhdlife

Netanyahu agrees so there’s something in there he knows Hamas won’t agree to so the cycle can continue. Why does everyone fall for this shit? #fucknetanyahu #fucktrump #freepalestine