Jillian Segal: The more negative Israel is the more negative they are about Australia. What the fuck is she talking about? #RCASC

Other people are also killing people so stop talking about Israel killing people! Sure. #SocialCohesion

I see we’re still sucking up to fascists. Awesome. #FuckModi

Everything he touches turns to shit. So much winning. Ha. #FuckTrump

If US player Folarin Balogun should be banned from playing against Belgium tonight like he is supposed to be. Like/RT!

If my email address includes the shortened version of my given name, & I sign off with the shortened version of my given name & you still call me by my full given name you can fuck right off. #manners

Every time I see that sweaty naked guy sit down on that leather couch I feel a little ill… #SBS

I’m eating fucking dinner Channel 7. I don’t need fucken dog shit ads. Literal dog shit ads. Fuck you. #afl #channel7

Am I wrong for thinking maybe the flagship current affairs program isn’t the place for light entertainment interviews? #abc730

Woo hoo. Precisely $10 more in my after tax pay this fortnight. I shall endeavour to not spend it all at once. Thanks Jim! #auspol

3 teams 1 cup.

Still can’t quite get past Marcia Langton’s piece in the Australian last year where she more or less accused Sarah Schwartz of antisemitism. Really fucken weird. #FreePalestine

Toby Ralph? Fuck no. #ABC730

It’s no Rishi in the Rain but it’s not bad.

The lectern is out! #UKpol

@number10cat.bsky.social getting ready for a new tenant.

“There’s been argy bargy between them before.” is one way to describe a competent journalist doing their job but I guess PK wouldn’t know what competent journalism is. #afternoonbriefing #auspol

Experts should have nothing to do with policies. Cool and normal. #NPC

Do you have a problem because it’s my daughter? FUCKING YES YOU STUPID FUCKEN IDIOT. #NPC

Shithole countries hey Pauline? Fuck off. #NPC

“Let’s see what happens at the time” is a helluva way to describe Australia leaving the fucken UN. #NPC

Who does she think the “average Australian” is? #NPC

I don’t deny reading in a newspaper many years ago that Pauline Hanson is a total and utter bitch. #NPC

She is desperately trying to avoid questions hey? #NPC

I get nerves, I can’t speak publicly very well, but I’m not a politician. You’d think after decades of doing it she’d have figured it out by now. She can’t read let alone speak. How does anyone understand her, let alone take her seriously? #npc

Hey @albomp.bsky.social, imagine if a booze company had Tim Cahill in an ad having a drink before breakfast because the booze “lives football”. Would that be cool? But swap booze for bets and all good? Weird.

As a commentator, experience and shit is good but I’d argue the ability to speak actual words that exist in a way that is comprehensible is maybe more important.

Know what makes me think Aussie, football, World Cup AND banking? Bon Jovi obviously.

She used to be the Fish & Chips Bitch From Ipswich, now she’s just Gina’s Bitch, full stop. #poorline

Fuck me. Having more people incarcerated IS NOT A FUCKING GOOD THING FOR FUCKS SAKE. If you think it is a good thing maybe you shouldn’t be the minister responsible for it. #NTpol #auspol

It’s not “self defence” when you start the war. Yet to hear anyone in the media point this out.

Poor Saints. #afl

If you don’t want data centres everywhere maybe stop posting/reposting AI slop. Even if it is just a bit of fun or cute af or whatever. #fuckAI

Merge two movies: Kiss of the Spider-Man

Tell us Dr Fabio Codswallop, how would reducing the tax on tobacco help? You would have to remove it entirely to get close to price parity with black market and why the fuck would we want to do that? Fuck off. #auspol

This might be the 3rd Spelling Bee I can’t bring myself to watch. Tim Minchin, Dave Hughes and now Charlie “that’s problematic” Pickering.

Love that the guy that they’ve got on talking about population’s name is Bjorn. Very fitting. #newsbreakfast

Happy “Businesses Can’t Be Expected To Fairly Pay Their Workers Day” to all who celebrate. #auspol #minimumwage

ACAB. All day. Every fucken day. #4Corners

PK trying to say ON aren’t right wing because of negative gearing is maybe her best take ever. Quality. Fuck me. #auspol #abcnews

Hey Marine Le Pen, Philly would like a word.

Speculating about the cause of a fire that killed a 3 year old outside the smouldering property is pretty shithouse from Stephanie Ferrier. Maybe stop? #abcnews

The fact that business reporters are called on to discuss housing prices says it all really. #housing

I cannot understand how anyone could hear fucken Tony fucken Abbott speak & think “there’s someone I can follow”. It’s fucken mind boggling. Same as Hanson. Why? What? How? When? Why? #auspol

How many days have they been working on “Toxic taxes” do ya reckon? Can just see Anus’s face. Genius! It’s got the same letters and stuff! #auspol

Why do studios keep releasing console versions of games with stupidly tight FOV & no setting to change it so you get motion sickness within minutes of playing? 007 First Light looks unreal but I can’t play for more than 20min. #007FirstLight

How can someone be considered for a coaching role after the words “…was in charge during the drug scandal” are spoken? #afl

Big day tomorrow. #minutecryptic

I have a feeling the Davids Pocock and Speers are talking past each other with neither understanding the other’s motivations. #insiders #auspol