I must have answered them incorrectly I got Rishi Sunak

5,000 Bluesky geniuses think the Democratic Republic of Congo has universal healthcare

I look out the window on the LaGuardia approach with such enthusiasm that 75% of my flight neighbors tell me to enjoy my stay

making this big sub in one of the only opportunities for load management you will have this month is another benefit of a real coach Pochettino has the pull not to care if "American soccer journalists" or "American soccer fans" are mad at him

How badly do you have to brick a fit for the people on Bluesky to think you look like a square

Did Stephen Colbert die

Uh oh. Republicans are realizing you can cross the border on a plane

The mole people are winning

Not too far from what I'd do with $5M www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/r...

My father knew he wanted a child the day his impotent brother won The Amateur Championship. He would have something my uncle could never have. My mother agreed to a child as she felt it would make her criticism of other women's motherhood more credible. They dressed me well.

Another stroke of genius from the programming people at Metrograph metrograph.com/the-dog-dies/

Olise is such a baller

I'll be an AI believer when my operating system stops making the frankly offensive suggestion that I delete the Three Stooges app off my phone

Truly why is it up to them? Who runs this city anyway?

A new build two story home in Greenville SC costs $355K

On a very slow train from New York to DC and we just got punish passed by the Acela

It's rare to see slop accounts this sloppy nowadays when everyone has access to AI that can generate normal sentences

It's funny how much Don Draper uses the chatgpt it's not just x it's y construct. It's in probably 80% of his pitches

Wrote a free newsletter on some bloke you might've heard of, Mohamed Salah. www.graceonfootball.com/p/goodbye-mo...

You're actually not really supposed to run businesses into the ground

Zohrain HUSSEIN Mamdani

The failure rate at the AirTrain exit OMNY terminal might legitimately be 40%. So many people's card or phone was getting declined, mine included. I saw an OMNY card get declined. Luckily it's the exit so you can just walk out anyway but what a mess

This is a Dr. Roberta Bobby post

This is pretty damning. It's revolting enough to start a post with *taps mic* but Rama even finishes the post with a *drops mic*. I don't know if it's enough to warrant a divorce but I think we can all agree it would be better if he had never married someone who would say that in the first place

5 cars every 8 minutes really does not cut it on the G train during rush hour

Bluesky's Series B closed last April but is being shared now, the week after its CEO stepped down.

I wound up on a J train through no fault of my own

Yep I've been saying the same thing re grad student union mission creep

If you're a woman a soccer bar is a great place to meet a man. That is if you can get past the leering, to say nothing of the ogling

I saw Hairy Creature in Sequoia National Park in 2002. He made a sound I would not want to hear twice

I don't think we've given up on grammar at all

Here's my ranking for all of last year's movies (without ordering those with the same star rating). I thought the best of them all was Resurrection - the realization that a Bi Gan oner has kicked off is my favorite feeling at the movies.

It does suck to hear that people are taking advantage of the whole foods self checkout, I hope it doesn't result in them making any changes. The self checkouts at Stop and Shop are so sensitive that I can't move my bag without it triggering. I can navigate it without an attendant ~50% of the time

I'm pretty surprised at how many people on Bluesky use draft dodger as an insult. If anything I would expect the party line to be that you have a moral obligation to NOT fight in Vietnam.

Robotaxis are a threat to transit, and we need to address that very soon. Read my latest article now: open.substack.com/pub/nextmetr...

He got me. That f***ing Uncle Booned Me. He's so good.

I've been on New York Hinge so long that I can tell if a woman lives in Hoboken even before seeing her neighborhood, purely based on physiognomy. It's not just Italian, many Italians live in Manhattan. In a similar fashion, when I lived in America B I could tell when a woman would have a pitbull

That Republican makeup picture is just not correct. Only people I've ever seen with that makeup come from the British Isles.

I much prefer this kind of slop to politics posts that my aunt would make on Facebook, so I'm going to participate. I think any strong willed non-obese person can do this.

Mamdani be prepared to feel the wrath of Bluesky

Ouch

I appreciate the nyt cooking app developers being so considerate of my phone's RAM but it is pretty annoying to use for certain edge cases such as cooking

Holy hell look at that thing

Snow logistics is pretty comfortably the most fun small talk topic www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/n...