Jimny!

A weekend in #Llangollen

Martin Parr: the photographer’s career in pictures www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

The great photographer Martin Parr has died. I always liked his BBC idents.

Sold this to Motorpoint two months ago. Hoping the price continues to fall so I can buy it back in January 😅

Soggy #Shrewsbury

Anyone after tickets for tomorrow’s Scramble? A mate’s got two going spare.

10 years ago 🤯 @timpitt100.bsky.social @richardaucock.bsky.social @petrolblog.bsky.social

Bsky has been brought to you today by the letters X and J, and by the number 12. Last pic by @andrewbrady.bsky.social.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

Please enjoy this Saab 99 that I’ve been driving over the weekend 🤩

Golly gosh it's been a blustery night

Tonight I helped at Scouts. We played with fire, burnt marshmallows and ran around in the woods. It was brilliant!

Day one of going cold turkey on caffeine. 10am: vomiting in the sink regretting my life choices. Wtf!

In an internal document, I suggested we should refer to a 'froot' rather than a 'frunk' and I was taken seriously and now it's everywhere

Lads, I've chucked myself into the dating game for the first time in a while. It's all a bit weird, innit?!

Isn't it a fabulous day? (Only been called a bellend once 💪)

I have bought another Brompton 🍊

I've been off work for a week. 10/10 would recommend.

I'm going here tomorrow 🍆

The lady in the tourist information told me this bridge is a Tiktok sensation. Her nieces down Bristol cannot believe it!

Peak Skoda Roomster

Tomorrow I’m going to visit a town I’ve never been to before. It’s home to 2018’s Worst New Building and was also the birthplace of Daz Simpson, the UK’s 2006 Eurovision entrant. Guess the town (no cheating)…

Today I got hassled by a cormorant 🤨 (Watch for cheeky fish action 🐟)

Belter of a morning, lads 😍

Pub pootlin'

A V90 CC Ocean Race in its natural habitat: a marina car park on a BH Monday

Silly question, perhaps, but does anyone want a cheap Tesla? My mate is selling his 2020 Model 3. It's a Standard Range, blue, 66k. He'll take offers around £12k...

I went for a lovely walk yesterday

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Imagine choosing anything other than the Mondeo Ghia X

I might buy another Brompton 🤔

I've sold my Brompton 😢

These Chinese copycats, eh...

I had an argument with our legal team and THREE people slid into my DMs to congratulate me on making a convincing case 💅

Geeky stats after my first full month with an EV: - 993 miles covered - 190.59kWh electricity used - Total cost: roughly £32 (assuming a 50:50 split of peak and off-peak charging... I'll do better this month!) That's a saving of about £131 compared to my hybrid 🙃

Anyone know anything about old bicycles? I've been offered some old shitters as part of a deal with my Brompton 🤔

Prime JLR commuter belt 😅

Bit chilly out 🥶

In the office two subsequent days. I *could* have spent four hours in motorway traffic or...

I went for a walk yesterday and met a crackin' little dog. Here it is, munching on some grass.

I'm going to write a book! I'm excited and my friend Meg's going to write the intro 🙌

Gatecrashed a #driveitday thing

I didn't run a marathon but I did run 22 miles and eat lots of cake 🍰

Are you riding a Brompton around Telford New Town on a sunny Sunday morning? No? Who's the loser now 😎

I ran a race today. You can tell it wasn't the London Marathon because the car park looked like this 😍

Shit I accidentally bought a Brompton

Four years ago today: Rutland Water with Matt and Tom (still not on BSky 🙄). Which would you take home? Car, obvs... not Matt or Tom.

Anyone in the market for a cheap canal boat? Needs modernisation

I'm in the bloody paper talking about my "aesthetically pleasing" housing estate 😅 #backofthenet