Why do so many dudes think that threesomes will fix their marriages/relationships?

#TedLasso is the wholesomeness I need right now.

Felt good today. 💛

Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary

I’m one of the whitest people I know, but even I 1) wouldn’t cheat and 2) get caught on a #Coldplay concert’s kiss cam.

You ever just cry in your room while listening to Third Eye Blind’s "God of Wine”?

I’m still here, lol.

Am I wearing this dress, or is the dress wearing me? 🤔 #ootd

Y’all know Venom is a freak.

JD Vance looks like he drags his ass on the ground to wipe it.

@cassidyb.bsky.social challenged me to draw a #goomba from memory, and out came this grumpy dingleberry.

I see a lot of cishet white dudes writing ”no drama" on their #dating profiles. Cowards.

Talking about #monsterfucking on my poly discord. Just another Friday afternoon.

Happy Friday!

You’re pretty extra…EXTRAORDINARY. 💘

🍓 #OOTD

People’s actions matter.

Got in my head, and it’s hard to get out.

Barely 7 am, and my head is heavy. These are weird and scary times.

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 #ootd #truckercore

Anyone else on #substack?

A girl just flirted with me, help. #gaypanic

Would anyone be interested if I wrote a blog about #dating faux pas that I commonly see?

Listening to #RageAgainstTheMachine while drinking peppermint tea from my sloth mug.

For those of us who are disabled or prohibited from protesting for any reason, here are ways we can help. I can’t take a service dog to a protest, it’s unsafe for him but also for others around us. I can do some of these.

Interview today. #ootd

I’m now at that age where people say that I don’t look my age.

I wonder if sitting in the car to scroll the phone is a popular pastime in every country. 🤔

New #SabrinaCarpenter album cover has people feeling some kind of way.

Early mornings.

I’ve been up since 5am. #ootd

I know #BreakingBad isn’t your conventional feel-good show, but it does make me feel better about my own life choices.

😺🎧

Taking more anxiety medicine means I can drink more coffee. Follow me for more sound advice.

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Today, in Jessy’s dating adventures: A guy stopped talking to me as soon as I mentioned that I’m only comfortable with our first meetup being at a public place. Dude bro is either a sexual predator or (and?) a CHEATER CHEATER BULLSHIT EATER. Either way, not a cute look. #polylife

Already on my bullshit this morning.

#nerdshit #dnd

#Writer and #smut fiends: what are the best websites for me to post my future work?

Hello! It is I, Hyperawareness Goblin.

This sticker (that a bud gifted me years ago, thank you, friend!) has been hanging out on my fridge. Today, in preparation of my smut-writing adventure in June, it’s graduated to my waterbottle.

I miss having a dishwasher.

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I’m gonna wear socks with sandals, and y’all can’t stop me.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

Tried to draw this #lemur. It did not go well. #cursedart

I’m a vain little thing.